Monday, June 29, 2015

BET Awards Tweets About Kylie Jenner....

The BEST BET Awards Tweets About Kylie Jenner Annnd Some Red Carpet Fashion....(Emphasis On The "Some") 

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The non-couple couple  just returned to the states from euro-tripping in Cannes and Switzerland. 


Last night, the annual BET Awards took place in downtown LA, and while the creme de la creme of Black entertainment gathered to celebrate the best of the year, some people (in this case Kylie Jenner) were making headlines aaaand they weren't even there...

So, normally I take the time after most award ceremonies to do a blog on the event's best and worst dressed. Well, sadly, the tweets about Kylie Jenner were like waaaay more exciting than last night's red carpet fashion, like I was not impressed AT ALL. A lot of stars also had better onstage outfits than the outfits they arrived in so, that kinda sucks. But I will take a few seconds to acknowledge the few who got it right....

Gabrielle Union 
This isn't the most flattering picture of the dress, but this dress looked so sick on her body. I mean, she's flawless. Shes apparently 40 something and likeee she looks like she's 25. Kylie Jenner opposite. SO Fabulous. And her dress that she changed into inside the awards was also gorgeous. She is the definition of "black don't crack."


 
Ciara and Russell Wilson 
I mean, I get that everyone is obsessed with Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris right now, but like I love this couple. Like SO swag. Ciara's dress is just so flawlessly form fitting. I love the metallic, I love the slit and the plunge neckline. It's elegantly sexy and I love it. Ciara also KILLED like killed her Janet Jackson tribute performance. Like, if you haven't seen it, YouTube that shit now. It's Epicness. And Russell, well I mean, he just looks great in his all black standing next to her. When Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris go to the White House together to hang, then maybe I'll give them more credit.



Zendya
Obviously people are like so quick to hate. Zendya showed up on the carpet rocking an awesome sheer, sparkly, mini shirt dress with platform sandals and a pixie cut. Poor girl. People always mad hating on her hair. LOL. So, of course, viewers were pissed about the pixie, but I think she rocked it well, plus it added some more edge to her mirco-mini dress. I love this dress SO much, I would legit take it off her back....it's fine. I already acknowledge that I have a problem. #SequinObsessed.



Janelle Monae 
This girl is so fierce, but in like a non-agressive fierce way if  you feel me?  I just love her and I loved this whole dark cape and mini dress ensemble. Classy, chic, yet sexy, all at the same time. And the way the outfit is accessorized? I looove the red nails and red lips, the gold rings on every finger and the thick gold choker is just a show stopper. She nailed it.




...SOOO yeah, that's about it for the people who got it right. I'd go through the worst dressed, but that's like a whole 'nother blog post if you feel me.

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Anyway, back to the mean tweets. So, Kylie Jenner like didn't even GO to the BET Awards last night. Nope. BUT that did NOT stop social media from sending some pretty great tweets about her and Tyga's alleged relationship (even though it's pretty obvious they're dating).

So, WHY all the secrecy about the relationship? Well, there's one big reasons that comes to mind. Kylie is 17. Yes, 17. I know she looks 100% older than you and me and could def be mistaken for a 33 year old with lip injections, but she is in fact...only 17. Tyga on the other hand...is 25. YAH. Twenty freaking five. And I know what you're thinking, I also thought he was likeeee 20. But def NOT 25. So, if you do the math there's almost a ten year age difference there, which is whatever because age is just a number right? Sure. But when the number is 17 and you realizee OH WAIT - she's not eeeven LEGAL yet...then you put two and two together and you realize, oh yeah, no WONDER they haven't gone public with their relationship because, you know, it's technically ILLEGAL. LOL. I mean, it really is a laugh out loud knee slapper.

Tyga performed at the awards a few times last night and seemed to be happy go lucky even though his supposed gf was not in the crowd, but the viewers got a little fancy (SO fancy) via social media and shared some awesome tweets and memes about Tyga and his umm kid-girlfriend? Hehehe.

So without further adieu...let's check out some of these tweets sha'll we? Yes, we sha'll.



 HA. Cause she's a kid....





 LOL, cause she's basically a baby compared to him. I get it.


Get it?? Because Kylie is likeee to young for him!  OR for ANYONE really...


Ohhhh I didn't realize Kylie was a hoe? Did you?


OOOOOOh snap! Dis to Chris Brown's kid!


 HAHA. 18 and UP! Those were likee the worst clubs.


A very Kanye and Kim move.


I mean, yeah if you think about it - who IS Tyga??



 Cookies for saleeee! Right Ciara?? #CookieJarVsCookieBox


In bed by 8. Oh wait...that's when the awards started...yeah, she def couldn't come.



And finally...






Yeah. Blac Chyna and Amber Rose (aka super Kardashian haters) showed up to the awards dressed like this...


Trying to make a statement much? An I-hate-Kylie-Jenner-and-the-whole-Kardashian-plus-Kanye-clan-statement? I'll say.  #Twinning




Soooo like, basically, we just need Kylie Jenzz to turn 18 already. For her shake and likeee the rest of the worlds.

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Because every 17 year old looks...like this. 
(Remember that episode when Bruce likee wouldn't let Kylie makeup?! LOLzz)