Nick Viall Is The New BACH And People Are Bugginnn...
Welp, if you were watching Amanda make a fool of herself with Josh, while feeling completely smothered and overwhelmed by Ashley's waterworks and the train wreck that is Lace and Grant's relationship, then you were DEF watching "Bachelor In Paradise" last night, which means you also anxiously sat through the miz after show JUST so you can see who the next BACH will be...
And if ya don't know, know ya know that the next Bach is - NICK VIALL!! Woot Woot???
So, this announcement def came as quite the shock for most Bachelor fans. Why? Well, because a lot of us out there were hoping that the crown would be passed to the dashing Luke Pell, OR I guess Chase...who is hot, but personally I think is like sups boring.
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| TRUST ME...I believe ya. ;) |
ANYWAY, whether ya like it or not, Viall was offered the opportunity to have a second - sorry, third, wait, FORTH chance at finding love and gotta say, I think he really really deserves this.
I mean HELLO...he's got a great bod...
He dresses well...
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| Your guy has gotta look good in a blazer. That's a must. |
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| Leather jacket swag is crucial. |
He's funny...
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| Jared impressions are KEY. |
He was the joker for Halloween and kinda killed it...
He's best friends with Wells!! (Major brownie points with me...I love Wells. Is he still single? Lol).
And suuure a few of us devout Bach fans will always remember the "so, theeeen why did you have sex with me?" heard ALL around the world on Andi's infamous "Tell All" special when Nick straight up asked her if she knew he wasn't gonna pick her then WHY go forward with the fantasy suite. LOL.
Looking back on that, we were all SO shocked by the fact that Nick said that national television and ya, we thought it was such a douche move, but now, compare Nick's douchey comment to how much of a douche Josh Murray WAS and IS...and then you're like OKAY maybe Nick's comment back then was likeee kinda valid. #JoshStillSucks
But we're TOTES over that! Because now we love Nick! Right?!
Chris Harrison recently told PEOPLE Mag that Viall was chosen to be the next season Bachelor because: "He has just become that perennial, second place guy who wants to find love and is as sincere, if not more sincere, than anybody finding it."
WOAH. Can you say TEN POINTS for Chris Harrison!! I think he just nailed the reason on the head. Like, there are people AKA Josh and Jordan (AKA literally the same people), who are "finding love" and let's be real, they DEF don't deserve it over Nick who just seems like a nicer guy.
(And just to clarify, yes everyone deserves to be loved and all of that, but Josh and Jordan...well, Josh especially is like the douche of a douches so I really don't care. Oops?)
Good luck with that Amanda! Like he's been engaged once and looked how that turned out. It turned out to be Josh becoming the most well-known non-fiction villain in Andi Dorfman's book and lead him to be on VH1's "Famously Single," and "Bachelor in Paradise" AT THE SAME TIME.
Yeah, that's def (NOT) the kinda guy I want to marry. Like, moan much?! LOLz. Ew.
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| His true love. Miz. |
Well, I don't know about you, but I'll be rooting for Nick to find love. I mean the guy is 34 and good looking and has a legit career sooo like WHY NOT? So, cheers to you Nick and I hope you find what you've been looking for!
And to the confused couples left on "Bachelor In Paradise,"I honestly don't think I can say the same. HAHA. Miz.
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| Yeah, I'm with the twin on this one. |
