Miz List Friday: Kim's Furkini, Chad's Wedding, Dakota on Vogue...

Miz List Friday: Chad Michael Murray is Married to WHO?! Kimmy K's Furkini...and 50 Shades of Dakota Johnson (ALL Tied Up...) 

Happy Friday! Happy - Miz List Friday to be exact! So, besides talking about Kate Mckinnon's amazeee spoof on Justin Bieber's like REDIC Calvin Klein Ads...

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LOL. "I'm not supposed to drink...but, I do." HA. Classic.

Here's my round up of the MIZ things from this week:

Chad Michael Murray is MARRIED! Surprise!! And Pregnant...OH

SO, CMM got married this weekend. GREAT! Like good for him, but in all seriousness...like WHO did he marry?! Not mention, I don't think I've seen Chad since he and Peyton decided to drive off the scene and leave Tree Hill back in like 2006...OH JK, he was in some weird ABC Family Chrtismas movie. Hmm yeah, don't you love those? Anyway, Chad is back and starring in the new ABC show, "Agent Carter" and now he is married (again), to this Sarah Roemer character who is actually his co-star in this show called "Chosen," which I gotta say I've never heard of or seen. OH and they're pregnant. Which they announced like literally right after they got married...hmmm. Chad has like serious co-star fever.  I don't know if I was behind cause like...I didn't know who she was? Or were you thinking the same thing...OH well! Congrats Chad! Miz that you're married, but being married to Sophia Bush for like 2 seconds and then breaking up with her and getting engaged to an 18 year old "One Tree Hill" extra was way more miz.

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Kim's UMM Furkini...

Well, speaking of Kim - we can't have a MIZ round up without Kimmy K, now can we? Welp, Kim instagramed all these pics of her in a FUR KINI this week, cause her and Kanye have been having way to much fun hitting the slopes and I gotta say, not only was I NOT a fan of this snow bunny bikini, Kim had to top it off by coming out with her umm, selfie book entitled "Selfish." NO SHIT. It's like not ONLY are you pretty darn selfish, you're also 100% the world's most self-centered person as well, but she def didn't need to make a seflie book for us to know that.  I also thought the book was likeee just a present for Kanye, but I guess it's a present for all of us. Aww. I swear though, if I see anyone I know with a copy of "Selfish" on their coffee table....I mean I can't even with just the thought...

Kanye, can. And should. But I can't. 

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50 Shades of Dakota

 

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It's almost February!!!!! (Everyone's fav month LOL SIKE) But, this just means that it is almost time for the 50 Shades movie to come out! AHHH. Okay, don't judge me cause you know you're pumped. Even if you don't actually wanna see the movie for the story, cause like yeah, the story is silly, but you def 100% wanna see how sexy the movie is gonna be. Dakota opened up in this month's Vogue mag and said that after she's done promoting the film, she's taking a year off....

Oh.

I mean, I don't know if she was trying to shock people or what, but I really don't think anyone is super miz that Dakota is gonna take a year off after this film comes out. LOL. I mean...not even trying to be mean but is anyone really crushed about this? You're not. But, you gotta give Dakota props, I mean she went from being in the Oscar nominated "Social Network," and hooking up with Justin Timberlake, to like being in a not gonna be Oscar nominated but sexy ass film with the gorgeous Jamie Dornan. So, she's def winning.


ALSO Check out Dakota ALL tied up in the Weekend's new SEXY AS FOOK video for the movie....wowza. Gotta see it to believe it.

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View the video HERE!