Amal's Wedding Dress!!

Clooney is MARRIED!! #Miz. But Amal's Wedding Fashion Is SUPERB. Pics of Her Dress Are OOOOOUT!! See The AMAZE Royal Wedding Gown...

 

Soo, George le bachelor of Hollywood is officially and finally married, ugh MIZ. So, while we are all mourning the death of the ultimate Hollywood bachelor and that 1% chance that you would somehow someway end up with the Clooney King, I found myself distracted away from Clooney and like waaay more focused on every single thing Amal wore. Like, she is literally looked SO stunning and she has that AMAZE bod where likeee everything does look good at her, but she also has such a regal and elegant style that not everyone has. #Flawless.

I mean let's be real, Amal and Clooney are now the like Kate and William of the US. Amal literaaaally looked likee royalty ALL weekend. From her stunning red Alexander McQueen "Bachelorette" dress, to her civil ceremony Stella McCartney and her fabuloussss Oscar de la Renta wedding gown, Amal just killed it. So, we have pictures of pretty much every outfit Amal wore during her wedding weekend, and now finally we have that ONE pic of Amal's Oscar wedding gown!!! You're excited don't lie. People Mag released their cover photo of the amazing now wed duo and Amal's beautiful Wedding ensemble.  Ugh, People always has it covered. First Brad and Angie (who were indeed miz that they couldn't attend the wedding due to the fact that they ares still filming their SEXY ass movie in Malta) and now Clooney and Amal. You get 'em People.

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Check out there E News! article HERE   for pics of Amal's dress fitting as well as a picture of her reported Gatsby inspired reception gown! Ahhh yes just gahhhh over Amal's Clooney royalty...I mean, that's what I do...whatevs.

Shondaland Thursdays.

Thank You Shonda:  ABC Thursday Night's Are BACK And Better Than Ever! #Greys, #Scandal, and now...#HowToGetAwayWithMurder...Welcome To ShondaLand!

 

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 #Shonaland. (I love the use of red in all her show titles tho) 

 

Tonight's the NIGHT! ABC Thursday night's are back and they are literally better than ever thanks to my girl Shonda Rhimes. That's right, the phenom producer, writer, and director has done it again and you know what they say - third times the charm! And what a charm.

This fall, Rhimes has a WHOLE night dedicated to her work starting with the 11th season (yeah 11th yikes) of the hit drama (that okay, I'll be honest, I stopped watching after season 8 and like can't really believe that its still going) "Grey's Anatomy,"  then the incredible (amazing, I like to think I look like her probably because I want to BE HER) Kerry Washington stars as Olivia Pope in "Scandal"...and the hashtag for the show's premiere being #WhereInTheWorldIsOliviaPope...but like actually, WHERE IS SHE?!

 

  

YES. Shit that girls WISH they could say, but Shond's girls DO say. 

Annnd finally, Shonda's newest series starting the cute black kid from the Harry Potter movies (he was Dean Thomas if you don't remember so yeah, he's British, which means more points for him) Alfred Enoch, and Academy Award nominee Viola Davis in "How To Get Away With Murder." I mean, Shona has doctors and people in politics, so it only made sense that lawyers were the next thing. Ugh, Viola is such a badass in this show! If anything, the show will be amazing just because of Viola.

The lead cast members of HTGAWM. I am already not a fan of the black girl (so, what I'm hating). But, what-his-face from OITNB is in it!!! I call him good cop/ I hope this 

means he's still on OITNB...)

So basically, if you're still in college, then you're def going out on Thursday nights to get your Thirsty Thursday on (yeah, I know, I was young once), but if you're not, theeeen the best way to celebrate thirsty thurs is to plop down on the couch and not move for a solid there hours while taking in all of the Shonaland greatness.

I'm telling ya, everyone's getting in on the Shonda fun. In fact, tomorrow, the ENTIRE cast of "Scandal" (eek!) will be on Ellen at 3pm and Ellen is obv gonna try and get them to spill show secrets, so that'll be a winner.  I don't know about you but, I'll be ALL over that. Work or not. Watch that shit online later. It's gonna be fab.

AHH yes, Thursdays. Everyone's new favorite day of the week. I think it's safe to say that Shonda's got Thursday's "handled."

Hell ya it is. 

Annnd The Kardashian Jenner Klan Is SPLIT

Annnd The Kardashian Jenner Klan Is Officially SPLIT: Kris (I guess Kardashian NOT Jenner) Files For Divorce From Husband Bruce...But AS The ONLY Minor Left In the "Klan"- I'm Worried About Kylie...

 

 

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Welp, we knew it was coming...OR did we? For the past 11 months, Kris and Bruce...Jenner have been separated. But, if you're one of those loyal Kardash Klan fans who still watches the show, then you know that Kris and Bruce have been likeee not really "separated." They're likee BEST friends! Even though Bruce moved out to his new Malibu bachelor pad and has been hanging ten with the boys of the Jenner clan aka Brody and Brandon, Kris is like always over there and then Bruce casually waltzes over to the Kardash mansion just to eat some food! Because as we learned in one episode from Kris, she basically still has to feed Bruce because he never has food at his house! Lol. Oh Bruce.


"I would rather have him in my life as a friend than not in my life at all" -- Kris Jenner. 


Anyways, as much as we wanted the parents of like ten plus kids to just come to their senses and admit that they may have needed some time apart, but are still in love with each other, sadly after 23 yrs of marriage, on September 22nd - Kris did the unthinkable and filed for divorce from the Jenner side of the fam citing "irreconcilable differences" for the papers. So, there we have it. The Kardashians and the Jenners are now split YO.  Though the two very friendly parents decided to split joint custody of daughter Kylie (who I know is ONLY 17 and is still NOT considered an adult when I'm pretty sure she's like waaaay more mature and cooler than I am...), do we know how much this actually going to affect the show?!! Hmm.

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Kyliezz is starting to look juuuust LIKE her #WCW insta...hmm I just love how they love 
black people tho...

We saw last season how poor (but gorgeous) Kendall and Kylie had to split time between their mom and dad. I guess luckily Kendall is constantly jet setting off to NYC, Paris, Milan, London, etc. I guess she's never at home...so that leaves Kylie to deal with it. But, like will this mean Kylie is going to be thrown between the LA mansion and the Malibu mansion?! Maybe she'll pull a Kendall and when she turns 18 ask for her own house! Yeah, because we all knew that was pretty reasonable. But I guess we gotta remember, the Kardashian/Jenner klan is reality-tv-show-loaded. Back in 2013 when Bruce and Kris first announced their split, HollywoodLife.com reported that if the two were to split, they would be looking at a $125 million dollar divorce. #Yikes. Though we don't know the exact estimate of much the divorce would be worth the main controversy is how much money is Bruce entitled too? Hmm. HL.com also reported that there is no pre-nup. Again yikes. In the words of Kanye, pre-nup is:"something that ya need to have cause when she leaves YO ass she's gonna leave wit HALF!" #GoldDigger. #WeKnowKimAndKayneDEFHaveAPreNup. #KayneIsWorthMore. #100millionmore.

I mean Kayne and Kim have been married longer than 72 days...right? So, this is considered a successful marriage already! 

But, in all seriousness - I am interested to see how the next season, if there is a next season, will flow. Will Kim and Kanye have a house and get to move out from underneath moma Kris' shadow?!! Will Bruce finally learn how to surf or maybe even play the guitar after hanging out with Brandon and Leah waaay to much?! Will Kourtney have her new baby and will it be a boy or girl?! Will Scott find a real job?! Will Khloe find a new man?! Will Kendall be EVERYWHERE?! Will Kylie become even cooler and will Kris really and truely be dating Ben Flanjnik from the Bachelor?!!!!!!!

Yeah...you forgot about that didn't you?

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Yup. You forgot about ALL of that. L.O.L. 

Ugh, aw man. I'm gonna miss Bruce's helicopters.

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Arianna Grande Hates Her Fans....OH

Ariana Grande Is Throwing Mad Shade At Her Fans...And Why Celebrities NEED To Stay OUT OF Elevators (Talking To Ray Rice and Solange...)

I am seeing double?!! AHH!

 

SOO word on the street is that the sweet, angelic Ariana Grande has turned into a first class diva biootch. That's right, the singer who has been litterally EVERYWHERE lately, like it's honestly been to much, was apparently caught dissing fans after a recent appearance. After a performance of some sort Ariana got on an elevator...dun da dun...and was apparently caught saying that she wished all her fans would, and I quote: "fucking die." OHH OKAY Ari, what's UP wit dat?! So, she hates her fans? I mean, so do we, buuuut in all seriousness, celebs need to stay OFF elevators OR not speak or move  in them. Like just be silent guys!! Last time I checked elevator rides are not that long! Maybe try taking the escalators or the stairs for once? I don't know it's just a suggestion...

So, obviously, Ariana has come out via twitter to deny that she made this statement about her fans because, but not only has Ari upset her fans with this apparent statement (but like WHO are her fans?), she has also been displaying some mad diva behavior according to reports made by Splash Media.

Not only does Ariana have a crazy ass list of demands that she presents to interviewers which have request like:

Not to ask her about her dating life...(I mean we all know that she's obviously shadily dating Big Sean)

Not to ask her about Mariah Carey...(I mean its a compliment to be compared to the legend diva herself, but it's almost too much of a compliment if you ask me, sooo I agree, interviewers shouldn't mention Mariah)

but like....why do you think you can be such a DIVA tho??

Not to ask her about her hair...(LoLz JK. But, like that's what I would ask about ASAP. GET A NEW HAIR STYLE. Like remember when Tswift surprised us all in 2011 with her new straight hair do and showed us all that she did in fact know what a hair straighten was after too many years of curls?!!! Yeah, we need Ariana to have that hair style breakthrough. That ponytail...)

Another diva demand that was high on the Ariana diva list: telling photographers that they are only allowed to photograph her on the left side of body...OHH YAAA?!

 

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#leftside

WOWOW. Only the left side of her body, PLEASE. Like, who do you think you are Ariana?! You have several years to go before you are even considered American Diva Celeb Status IF THAT. Like, I hoping her spot light may fade away after the truth comes out that she is in fact on 14 and Big Sean is totally robbing the cradle...



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Bey and Jay Pregnant?! OKAAYY

Beyonce's Dad Comes Out And Says: "Divorce Rumors Were A Jeti Mind Trick To Sell Tickets!" GASPP. Well, Is Bey's Baby Bliss The New Rumor In Town? Hmm...

Deep breath andddd GASP. That's right, Beyonce's estranged father says that Bey and Jay divorce rumors were just a HOAX to help boost ticket sales for their On The Run Tour. Hmm. I mean, we all know that there were mad crazy divorce rumors going around about the couple this summer, but whether they were true or not... I don't think we will ever know. While I do think it is safe to assume that the couple were having some persona issues...hints back to the whole Solange-MET-Gala-elevator-debacle...I do NOT think that they created their divorce rumors as a ploy to help ticket sales. I mean lets be real for a second here, since when do either Bey or Jay need to boost ticket sales for anything? They don't. Anything they do together or separately is gonna sell out within seconds. If they sold tickets to watch Bey walk Blue down the street and into their ultra private NYC penthouse pad, they would sell out it seconds. If Jay sold tickets to watch Beyonce wake up in the morning and let the public observe the fact that she is indeed FLAWLESS every second of the day, even when she wakes up, those tickets would sell out before you could even SAY "flawless.

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Anyways, excuse Beyone's dad, but it looks like the couple is doing well currently! Apart from recent pictures on instagram of the couple on vacation/ Made In America and looking super happy and swag, Jay Z may have dropped some news during their last On The Run Performance in France over the weekend.

SOO Bey and Jay might be pregnant again with another...Bey, Bey :) !!!! Aww SO cute. Like Blue might have a sibling! We're so excited, yet so miz that we aren't the rumored new born kid...be honest - you wanna be Blue. Everyone does, obv.

On September 14th and the Stade de France in Paris, Jay changed the line in the song "Beach is Better" from "I replace it with another" to "pregnant with another," which obviously sent everyone in the world on a social media rumor frenzy. SOO ARE THEY PREGNANT?!!! Or are they not? Well, we may not know if Bey is about to have another diva baby, but Jay did drop another ball at the concert and told the audience that they power couple loves Paris because not only did they get engaged in the city, baby Blue was apparently concieved in the city as well. GASPP againn! Aww. I mean that's the life I wanna be living. Is it too much to ask to be Bey and Jay's new baby?!!! Ugh, whatever. I'll still be happy for them when the new is official. Jealous - but, happy.



Liittt.

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Angelia's Wedding Dress...

Have YOU Seen Angie's Wedding Dress?! People Magazine Releases The FIRST Pics Of Angelia Jolie-Pitt's Wedding Dress and Family Wedding Album! Eeek!!

Sooo like, WHEN does this issue of People come out because I HAVE to have it ASAP. Ahh, yes. Finally we can all sleep soundly knowing that the King and Queen of Hollywood have finally wed. Move over Kimye, but the marriage of Brad and Angelia that has been SUCH a long time coming, is truly the wedding ceremony of the year.

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Not only were the two vet actors amazingly secretive about their nuptials, they had a simple yet elegant ceremony at their home in France on August 23rd, with  their immediate family and some friends. Yes, SO lovely, and not to mention, the way a meaningful moment in your life should be. Not so much of a production...*cough cough Kimye,* but a beautiful intimate ceremony that celebrates love and the beginning of a new life together. Awww.

  

Angelia wore a beautiful custom, satin gown with a classic veil, created by Atelier Versace designer and close friend, Luigi Massi. Massi re-creacted the drawings of Angie and Brad's six kids and sewed them into the veil and the back the gown. Talk about wow.

After the wedding the two actors embarked on a honeymoon with their kids, again AWW, and after their fam vacay, Brad and Angie will travel to Malta where the two are working on filming their first movie together since Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The film is titled By The Sea, which already sounds lovely, and it written AND directed by Angelia. You go girl. Making your man werk. (But I mean he's litterally like SO in love with you...it's amazing).  And let's be real...we're all SUPER excited this film supposedly due to hit theaters sometime in 2015.  It doesn't eeeven matter what the movie is, like who cares? Mr. and Mrs. Jolie - Pitt getting it on on the big screen is enough. Can you say cha-ching. $$. I am already in the box office lineee. Mentality. Already. In line. But in all seriousness, if it is written and directed by Angie, I am sure, actually I'm positive it is going to be beautiful.

SO happy for the newly wedded couple and I can't wait to see what this new life as married couple will bring...By The Sea...is just a start!

Congrats Brangelina! (Hand clap emoji)