Vogue Cover Big Day

The Infamous Vogue Cover Hits Stands Today #Miz...And Kanye and Kim Have A Plan To Make Sure This Issue Doesn't Fail...

TRUTH DOE. 

Welp, today is the last day in March and tomorrow is April Fool's day! Score. Thanks to Vogue, we gotta ring in the spring season with Kimye on the cover of the fashion bible, ugh. But, some clever people, much clever than myself, realized that maaaaaybe Anna Wintour gave the couple the April cover as an April Fool's joke...LOL. Pretty solid joke. When you think about that way, then Anna's a genius and it's hilarious. I like to think of it that way even if it's not true...but makes sense to me. 

Ohhhh yaa?

So the BIG question with this issue, beside how did the couple even get on the cover in the first place, is how WELL is this cover going to do? Will this make or break Vogue? Will audiences give in, or split from the mag? Well, I can see it going both ways, but at the same time even if you HATE the cover...people will get it just to see the pictures and read the article (which we have already established before is written like a bad metaphorical high school essay...) Or some people will buy the issue to to umm, burn it. Yes, that was one of my favorite tweets about the mag. I mean, that would be a substantial fire...Vogue is pretty thick. 

Of course, Kanye being Kanye, always wants to succeed in everything that he does whether it is outlandish or not. So, reports have said that Kanye WILL NOT let this issue fail. How is he planning on doing this? Well, he and Kim are reportedly buying a shizz ton of magazines for themselves, OBV, but Kanye and Kim are urging their 30 million people twitter fan base and making sure that all those people purchase the mag. I mean, sure, that'll def work, but it sounds to me that the two are acting a little desperate. Like, most celebs don't neeeed to make sure and remind people to buy the mag, they just do. So, whether the mag cover ends up selling or not, I think it's safe to say that Kimye is 100% worried about the mag not doing well and they're are scramming to make sure that their "dream come true" doesn't become a nightmare. 

To View More HILAR Tweets AND My Opinion About the Vogue Cover CLICK HERE

Is Miley's Singing Vagina Academic?

Is Miley's "Singing Vagina" Academic? YUP. That's A Real Question. Would You Take This Miley Inspired Sociology Class...?

Miley's new educated look?

According to a recent E! News article based around "Miley's singing vagina," yep, that's also real, it was said that Skidmore College has created a brand new sociology course centered around the ever so infamous, Miley Cyrus. True or False? UMM, TRUE. The course will in fact be called that of "The Sociology of Miley Cyrus: Race, Class, Gender, and Media," and will be taught by a visiting assistant professor by the name of Carolyn Chernoff. Hmm, who this Carolyn Chernoff? Very interesting, indeed.


Well, I think this prof is like kinda smart because Miley is all over the headlines lately whether she is spitting water on audience members, dancing on a giant hot dog (lol), kissing Katy Perry, or deciding that lip tats of cats are the new thing...she can't stop, and won't stop. The girl is killing it. She's everywhere. And honestly, I don't even hate it anymore.


Sociology can be like really boring, or super interesting, if you make cool courses like this. And by "cool," I mean, relevant to today's media. I'd probably take any course with a celebrity in the title. Someone needs to create a class on the wealth building and dynamic master minds of what is Beyonce and Jay Z's basically billion dollar empire. Like, I'd take that course in a minute. $ign me up. Also, if they want to talk a little about the social phenomenon that IS #surfboard, then I'm also cool with that too.


So, do I think this is a good way to engage students and get more people to sign up for Sociology? Sure. Do I think that Miley needs anymore praise for being a redic person when there are much more important people in the world not riding hot dogs and letting their vagina "sing" at concerts and doing actual legit things in life? Umm, NO.



I mean, sure. I'm really not even as phased as I should be...

For The Full Article On Miley's "Singing Vagina...HA...Click Here

The End of an Era.

TIME Magazine Covers "The Final Days of Mad Men" And It's Brilliant. Season 7 "Takes Off" April 13th. 

"It's all up in the air" - the solgan in the trailer for thehighly anticipated season 7 premiere of Mad Men. Oh. Man. I CANNOT WAIT. Count down til April 13th, until then I am so antsy. Mad Men, is hands down one of the best shows ever created; from the story line, to the most intriguing character developments, to the amazing historical configurations with the show's plots, the writing, the acting, the costume and make up, the set design - everything. 

It's no secret to anyone who knows me that Mad Men has been my all time favorite show from the day that I saw the huge bill board for the first season in the summer of 2007 in New York City. Ah, I knew right then and there this show was going to be epic. 

Last Year Mad Men was ranked #7 by the Writer's Guild of America in the 101 Best Written TV Series of All Time. (Number 1 was of course, The Sopranos, obv). 

The epicly chic Rolling Stones Mad Men Cover. One of my faves. 

Time Magazine has released an awesome story, with videos, photos, and historical content based around the launch and everyone's anticipation of the show's final season. They also give tribute to the show, while praising it for its 7 year AMC reign saying that the final season of the show will 100% be "the end of a era."

AMC has given birth to some of the most amazing television shows of the decade, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, and its like, now that Mad Men is ending and Breaking Bad JUST ended, I don't know what I am going to do. Honestly, Breaking Bad was hard enough even though I think we can all agree that the show ended beautifully. 

As much as I don't want Mad Men to go, I can't wait to see what the final season brings. I've been stalking the cast videos and watching as many teaser videos as I can. The Count down to April 13th starts now. 

I mean, I honestly don't care if Don's gonna some internal shiz going on, I'd fly with him anywhere...

TIME Article Click Here

Check out the Mad Men Season 7 Cast Photos

ahhh. I can't.

Prenup citty and Bey and Jay Wedding crashers?

Kim and Kanye "We Want Prenup, We Want Prenup HEY!" and Why It's Gonna Take Some Convincing to Get Beyonce and Jay Z to Their Wedding....

photo via Daily Mail.   

Kim and Kanye Had Dinner With Anna Wintour in NYC Last Night To "Celebrate" THE Cover #vom

In the words of Kayne and Jamie Foxx's old, but still very prevalent song: "Gold digger," Kanye explains that a pre-nup "is something that you need to have because when she leaves your ass...she's gonna leave with half." YUP. So, true Kanye, so true. So, how do we avoid this "leaving with half"? Pre-nup cittaay. According to US Weekly's last most recent issue, Kim and Kanye have decided upon some sort of prenuptial agreement. 

Kim is reportedly expected to get 500,000 for each year that they are married and then a $10 million dollar grad total if they split. (HA, let's see how long they'll last. Anna better hope they stay together forever or else that Vogue cover was a loss... if it wasn't already). 

Well, that's a nice bit of chunk change for Kim isn't it? Sure. And let's be real, we'd all be satisfied/ happy to get like 500,000 thou a year just for being married...like where do I sign up?? But, in the reality of super celebrity million dollar stardom...when the Kardashian family reality show finally goes south (which, like it is slowly heading...) at the end of the day, Kim has NO real talent, just endorsements that make her money. Kanye is worth over 100 million dollars while Kim is worth about 40. Also, we all know Kim has a spending habit/problem unlike her other sisters, SO let's just say, over the course of the next few years...Kim should probably not spend all her money in one sitting. That would be the SMART thing to do. But, how smart is Kim? I don't know...smart enough to get married for 72 days? LOL remember that?! 

OH WAIT she ALREADY haaad a MILLION dollar wedding??!! That was fast. 

Apart from pre-nup problems, Kim keeps saying that they are having a SMALL wedding of 200 guests...WHAT?! A small wedding is like friends and family in your backyard dumb dumb. That's a BIG wedding, Kim. I guess she isn't that smart. Anyways, Kim and Kanye have of course invited a slur of A-list people (but, not as A-list as saaaay Chris Martin and Gwynethh obv), this list of people including the true Queen and King - Bey and Jay. Now, the couple that is worth a whopping 400 mil A PIECE aka like a BILLION dollars...(sorry Kimye you are peasants compared), they DO NOT want to be on camera at Kim and Kayne nuptials, so they may or may not attend. Good for them! Bey and Jay are not only worth hundreds and millions more than Kimye, they have class too. They don't need to be on their dumb reality show wedding. Sorry guyzzz. Honestly, why aren't THEY on the cover of Vogue Anna??

YO sorry doooee! Da ruul King and Queen UP in huuur..."Kanye Imma Let You Finish, But We May Not Attend Yo Wedding..."

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin NOOO!

"Conscious Uncoupling"  NOOOO! Gwyneth and Chris End Their 10 Year Marriage!!! UGH THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF MIZZZ

 

NOOOO! LIKE WHAT?!! UGH. Is anyone else devestated?! I'm devestated. I mean like, 10 years of marriage?! 10 YEARS. Okay, okay, ten years isn't reeeally a long time. I mean it IS, but like, come on. Your parents, my parents, normal parents are married for likeee 20 plus. BUT, 10 years in Hollywood is like 100 years and is pretty legit. Like now, all we have left is like Freddy Prince Jr. and Sarah Michelle Geller! And Will and Jada, aaaaand Rita and Tom (who, I mean I die for). OH and the best: Keira Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon. HOLLA back. They're fab.

Anyways, back to the main issue here. Ugh, this is so sad. It's sad because I thought they were like, so perfect for each other. Like, they were both soo skinzz, and regal looking, and blonde, and super chic, yet trendy, and had like weird lifestyles that alot of people weren't really about (aka Gwyneth not allowing her kids to play with plastic toys and the fact they are gluteen free...like that's a tad bizaree Gwyn), but that's WHY they were like SO perfect together. Like, whose gonna live in their little London flat?! (British accent obv). ALSO they were obv like SO successful together. Between two of them the couple had, one Oscar, one Emmy, and 7 Grammys. #success. (Even though I always forget what Gwyn won her Oscar for, but then I realized it was "Shakespeare In Love." What a greeat movie). 

You know who's probably like more upset than we are?! UM BEY AND JAY! Likee Bey, Jay, Chris, and Gwyn were SO great. Power couple city. SO much swag, it was hard to deal with. Like what now???? I mean Justin and Jessica B are trying to hang, but it's not the same. (Also, how long do we think those two are gonna stay together?! Like there's another singer/actress combo. Hmm...)



NOOOO.




NOOOOO. AHH!



 photo Via PerezHilton.com    I MEAN DUHH!


According to TMZ.com, Gwyn annouced the couples seperation on her website "GOOP." Well, that's interesting and released a statement saying:

"It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate."

MIZ.


Of course, she further explained that they will "always be a family" and love each other yada yada, but there was some shady shiz about the purchase of a house that the couple just bought. The two reportedly dropped like 14 mil on slick, new pad about a month ago. Rumor has it that the pad is a divorce pad for hubby Chris...that they bought, like, ahead of time. I meannn, a little weird, but would you complain??


 FULL TMZ.com Article HERE


 Well, I hope they can work something out for the kids, which I am sure they will because if we all know Gwyn, we know she doesn't want any kind of unhealthy life for her kids. (Even if it is filled with Goop...LoLzz, sorry I had too.)




Photo Via GOOP.  UGH but THIS photo IS PERFECT. This photo has officially made me more miz...don't stare at it for too long.

Kimye Vogue Article Translation...

LOL...Just In Case You Were One Of Those People Who Picked Up Vogue's April Issue (mizz) And Were Confused About The AWKawrdly Written Article On Kimye..."E! News" Has The Translation for US and It's HILAR...

....North is cute....



HAHAHAHAHAHHA. So, like we all already know how I, and many other people feel about Vogue placing Kim and Kanye on the magazine's cover...miz. But apparently, besides the cover itself being debatable, the whole inside article written by Vogue's Hamish Bowles is also...a tad confusing and to quote E! News...


"reads like a high school creative writing assignment, where the writer wrote everything out, then went back and used right-click Microsoft Word Thesaurus to make it sound fancy."

HA. Well that's SUPER MIZ. Maybe Bowles honestly had nothing much to say because he feels just as awk about the couple being on the mag's cover just like everyone else. Sorry, Anna. Like, there are all these weird comments about what krazy mom Kris was doing on set...like, no one likes Kris. Slash, Kris 100% had to be included in the article because again...she lives vicariously through Kim, and now prob North. Like North is in Vogue before she is?!! GASP.


Anyways, this E! News article takes different quotes and translates them so we can better understand what exactly Hamish Bowles is trying to tell us. All in all, it hilariously entertaining and I'm glad someone decided to write this.

Well done, E! News. Well done.

To View The Article - Click Here

Baby Mama

BABY MAMA: Mila and Ashton Are Pregnant !! What A Ridiculously Good Looking Baby This Is Gonna Be...

Soo, Mila isn't preggers in this pic...it's just like an awk camera angle...oopz?



Back in the fall of 2012, there were rumors that Mila was pregnant with boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher's baby. Well, back then the rumors turned out to be false. Flash forward basically two years later and the couple are happily and engaged AND apparently pregnant fooor reeeal this time! AWW.

Can you imagine if this had happened on That 70's Show?!! Aw, I wonder what their character selves, Jackie and Michael think of the good news? I wonder what all their former co-stars think about the good news? (Speaking of former That 70's players, I am pretty excited for Laura Prepon to come back aka the return of Orange is the New Black this summer...yeee)






Aw, gotta love da 70's. 


Anyways, yeah, so sources have confirmed that this blissful news about the happy couple is indeed true. Babyy Ashton is on the wayyy! Oh, wait, or baby Mila? I'm not gonna make a celeb couple name for them because both their names are like kindaaa aggress solo. We don't need any babies named likee "Mishton" or something....ew.

According to E! News, though Mila is newly preggers, she has a new gig as the new spokesperson for Jim Bean Bourbon. Well, thats great news income wise for the happy couple, but the actress will clearly not be able to drink any of her employers product for awhile. Ugh, miz. Pregnancy: aka da liquor diet.

 I feel like for most couples these days, first comes love, then comes the baby and the baby carriage...and then marriage is likee maybe, kinda, not really...well if we do it, let's try not to get divorced. Right?! Stars such as Kristen Cavallari, Kristen Bell, Jessica Simpson, and of course, (cough, cough) Kim K, have had children I guess you can say "outa wedlock"  (lol)  likee before the whole marriage thing. Then you have the Brad and Angie type couple who have like, you know, a bunch of kids, cheaper by the dozen style, and have yet to get married. #trendy.

Hmm, well I can't wait to see what this baby looks like! I'm sure he or she is just going to be adorable. Such a stunna. I am for one am very excited about it. To baby...uhh...Mila/Aston! May your name devoid that of a fruit, color, or direction! (Emphasis on the direction...color exception is obv Bey's Blue, obv).




Yeah, we're all happy for ya. 

Has Vogue Lost Its Credibility In Your Eyes?

Sure, Put Kimye On The Cover Of Vogue, But Like Who's Next? The Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills?!!  I mean...If Reality TV Stars Is What Vogue Is Going For Now...#Miz

Vogue's May Cover. 

Okay, so everyone had pretty aggressive reactions to the Kim and Kanye Vogue cover yesterday, even Anna Wintour herself. Anna tried to calm the storm of Vogue cover haters by expression how she came about the now infamous cover, and how she is actually a huge fan of Kimye. (HA, okay.)

"You may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancée on Vogue‘s cover...He did nothing of the sort." - Anna W. 

Yeah, yeah. Suuure, sure.  Though apparently the mag sold out, the reactions where majority backlash city.  The rest of us took to twitter to exclaim how we felt personally victimized by Vogue. Here are some of the fab tweets the mag's cover received:

Let's be real. That Vogue cover was like a slap in the face to anyone who believes in Vogue's legacy and what makes Vogue, Vogue. I mean, hello, its called the fashion Bible for a reason. You can't just throw anyone of the cover of the Bible. I mean, I'm sure God is pretty livid. He gets it. 

Celebs grace the cover of mags like Cosmo, Seventeen, or Elle, which are all amazing publications of course, but to be on the cover of Vogue, it's not only just a huge honor, and something that is only bestowed upon the best of the best, but it is a recognition of your great contribution to the public world. 

“Part of the pleasure of editing Vogue, one that lies in a long tradition of this magazine, is being able to feature those who define the culture at any given moment, who stir things up, whose presence in the world shapes the way it looks and influences the way we see it. I think we can all agree on the fact that that role is currently being played byKim and Kanye to a T" - Anna W. 

UM HOLD UP. I'm sorry, but have Kimye shaped the way we look at the world and influence how we see it?!! What exactly has Kim and Kanye's contribution to the world been? NOTHING. ZIP, zero. AAND that's where I lose credit for Anna.  

So, what do you think - because of this mag cover, has Vogue lost it's credibility in your eyes? Has the magazine that was once reserved for the exclusivity of the fashion elite, and the quote and quote A-lister's of Hollywood and fashion, now become downsized? 

I think this cover basically sends the message that as long as you have the right connections, have a lot of money, are famous for SOMETHING, whether you have pure talent or NOT, and just basque in the realm of eliteness, you can be on the cover of Vogue. It also sends the message to young girls that you don't really need to work hard, if you can make a sex tape, get a reality TV show, marry a rapper, then you are a SHOE-IN for Vogue. If you are famous, you can essentially have everything you want at a drop of a hat...aka, being on the cover of one of the most prestigious magazines in the world for NO reason at all, but the fact that you're famous for being famous, which also translates into famous for nothing, means you are Vogue material. That's it really. To me, the mag has lost its exclusive, allure along with all of it's meaning. So, if now, anyone can be on the cover of Vogue? Is it my turn yet?


Covers I'd rather read...







LOLzzz. 

Kimye on the cover of VOGUE?!! LITERALLY?!! #vom.

After SO Much Begging, How Much Money DO YOU THINK Kanye paid Anna Wintour for Him And Kim to finnnaaallly Grace The Cover of VOGUE?!! (After Wintour Previously Stated That It Would Never Happen...)

LIT...but that dress is flawless on her body...

Welp, There you have it. After so much begging CLEARLY Anna gave into whatever Kayne's demands were for his Queen to be on the April issue of the mag's cover. Congrats Kanye and Kim! It finally Paid Off. $$ OBV, because I think SOMEONE was def...paid off. Ugh, wouldn't you just LOVE to know what Kanye's demands were?! Like what he had to have said to Wintour?? Ugh, me too. Because it seemed pretty clear in October of 2013, that Kim was NOT ever going to grace the mag's cover because the cover was reserved for people of "talent" and "significant importance." What exactly has Kim done to become famous? NOTHING. Kanye - different story, obv, but Kim - sorry, nothing. 

So, the two love birds and soon to be husband and wife come this May, grace the cover with Kim in some statue-esc wedding dress and Kanye holding her from behind. Aw. Elegant? Sure. Regal? Kanye thinks so. (We ALL know he planned the whole shoot himself, like 100%).

Kim and Kanye are the first Vogue couple covers, and I'm thinking that has something to do with the so called "plan" that Kanye MUST have made with the Vogue editor. Kim by herself? Nahh. Kim AND the rap/fashion mogul? Suuure, sure. #justification. 

I also shadily think this might have something to do with little sister, and I guess now supermodel, Kendall. I mean, Kendall did shows from Marc Jacobs to Givenchy at fashion week last month, and Kendall was featured on Vogue.com. She was later spotted sitting front row, right next to Wintour at London Fashion week, just going about her day as if that wasn't probably the coolest and most important thing that's ever happened in her lifeeee. So, it was clear, Anna liked Kendall, Kim prob felt left out, Kim told Kanye, and Kanye...fixed it. That's just my theory. (But it makes like so much sense right?)

I'm not gonna lie, I am disappointed that Anna let her guard down and put them on it...and Kim TOTALLY wants to be Beyonce...likeee #miz

They may be the most obnoxious Hollywood couple there is out there right now, but whatever, I'm excited to see this wedding. 

"Help! My GF is Liiiterrraally Dying!"

LOL Like, Literally...

Welp, this video is hilariousss. I can personally relate to this video as I know most girls can because I don't know about you, but every time I watch anything Beyonce and when she's on TV, its only natural for me to just liiiterally die. Like, I CAN'T with Beyonce, obv. 

1. Superbowl half time performance...I can't. 

2. Her and Jay always be so fly...CAN'T. 

3. Super secret album that took everyone by surprise? LITERALLY CAN"T. #SURFBOARD. 

The girls reaction in the video is just like totally standard. Cuse grad, Sam Klemmer kills it as the oh-so-worried-and-tramatized boyfriend in this video "Help! My Girlfriend is Literrraally Dying!" I mean, it's like, so spot on...I can't. 

BETCHES LOVE THIS even got in on the action with this equally hilarious instagram....

The Answer IS ALWAYS D. 

Ri Ri and Drizzy

Rihanna and Drake Are Exclusivee!! Eeek! Ri Ri and Drizzy Have FOUND LOVE (in a hopeless place that IS the love triangle between them and Chris Brown...)

God, I miss that red hair...we ALL know how much I was obsessed...#rihannawigfordayz

Well, word on the street is that Rihanna and Drake have decided to become a couple! AH! After years of going back and forth between the crazy Christ Brown and the rapper, Drake, Rihanna has finally decided (I guess...)  that Drake is da ONE. YUP. She wants him to staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy. ;) Sorry, that HAD to be done. 

The couple UP in da club - killing it. LOOK at Drake's sweater?! amaze. 

Apparently the two have be gallivanting around Europe together, which is tres romantic and have been "virtually inseparable"  according to TMZ.com reports. We all know that Drake has been obsessed with Rihanna since god knows when, in fact when they made the "What's Ma Name" video a few years, aka back in the glory days of sophomore year, I was pretty sure they were getting it on after that video...I mean how could they not?! The chemistry was SO clear. It was like, right in front of our eyessss. It was def meant to be. Reps for Drake say that with this new burst of happiness in Drake's life, "he's in the best mood he's been in a long time." AWWW and like a dozen heart emojis!!! 

"Oh naah, naaah..." They're SO happy!!

Rihanna's ex, on the other hand, Chris Brown, is back in jail after apparently being thrown out of his Malibu rehab center for getting what reports are calling "too close to the women". Due to Brown's past with the abuse of former flame, Ri, the rehab facility wanted Brown to stay at least 2 feet away from the women at all times, and of course, that didn't happen. Ugh. What's his problem? he like, needs to stop beating up people to start and theeen maybe he won't get thrown in jail anymore? I don't know, it's worth a shot, CB. Get UR SHIZz TOGETHAA! I know your song is "Don't Wake Me Up," but like YA NEED TOO. 

For the CB Full Rehab Story CLICK HERE

Umm....#tbt??

Lindsay's List

So, I Think We Had Already Assumed That Lindsay Lohan Has Slept With MOST Of Hollywood, But Just To Confirm Our Suspicions...Now There's A List...#YES

I mean....

Okay, so like are we surprised about this so-called, shady list that has become available to the public with all of LL's former Hollywood flings?? I mean, no. We knew that the girl got around, but I guess it's the idea that now you can kinda see who is actually ON the list...that makes this more entertaining. 

Last night on E! News they were discussing who was on Lindsay's list and commentator, you all know my girl Ali Fedo--whatever who I just love like SO much, aka former EX Bachelorette - ? Yeah, well she was saying that this is basically all on Lindsay because it's childish and immature to keep a list of all the people that you have hooked up with...OKAY ALI. Like, maybe she just didn't want to admit that she slept with a certain number of Bachelor contestants on the ABC show...just saying. 

I'm just gonna say I disagree. Maybe you wanna look back on it someday and laugh, because let's be real, if anything you'll just laugh at your hook ups from way back when. ALSO they made their hook up list on Sex and City to see how  many men they had all slept with so like, it's really a common thing to do. Should you do it if you're an A-list celeb and it'll possibly fall into the wrong hands? UM, NO. Can you keep it on your phone under a weird name and only share it with your friends...yes. I mean, doesn't everyone do that? Scratch that - every GIRL I mean...?

I'm assuming this list came out now due to her recent pilot for her Lindsay Lohan Documentary on OWN, which is getting ripped on by everyone so,...I mean, perfect timing I guess. 

 

 

Here Are Some of the A Lister's That made Da Cut....

photo via E! News   LIT....

Justin Timberlake   OBV

James Franco   DUH 

Colin Ferrall  SEXII 

Wilmer Valderrama  REMEMBER HIM?!

Zac Efron   LOL

Max George  ONE DIRECTION... LOL

Joaquin Phoenix  UMM...

Jamie Dorian  LIKE HOW?! Hes NOT Even that famous yet...(50 Shades of Grey star)

Heath Ledger  UGH, RIP

Adam Levine   I MEAN OF COURSE 

For the rest, well, from what they could make and from what ISNT blurred out...

To View Da List Of Lindsay's Lover's Click HERE

LOL to LL...like then he started dating Demi? WTF Wilmer??!

JP/Nikki, Kesha, and Justin - What A Crew

Juan Pablo Makes A Tribute Video To Nikki And Tells Her He Loves Her, Ke(S)ha Drops the "$", and Justin and Selena Do The Dirty...Well, In A Dance Video...

JP and Niki 

Juan's Insta with Nikki after #TheFinalRose with the caption "We Are Free." Okay, Juan, that's a little aggressive...

Well, apparently we were all wrong about Juan Pablo's apparent love for Nikki...(I'm gonna keep saying apparent because I'm still putting this romance on a time clock). The now former Bachelor contestant just released a tribute video (NO JOKE), to Nikki expressing his love, and if I may say, his obsession for her. He also makes it clear that he is SO over the ABC producers and there was def mad beef with them. In fact, Juan even claims that he DOES in fact LOVE (AH GASP), Nikki and she knows it. According to a source that spoke with Hollywoodlife.com, the real reason why JP did not express that he loved Nikki, nor did he propose to her on the air was because he wanted to basically get back at the ABC executives and piss them off. There has been so much tension with Juan and the ABC producers throughout the show and apparently, he is also angered by the fact that he was not asked to be on the next season of "Dancing With The Stars". LITERALLLY?!! WOW. Rude. So that obv got me thinking, you are willing to nationally embarrass the girl who you, again, apparently love, just to piss of some TV people? OH OKAY. Don't worry, I get it. That truly is the definition of love. 

Watch Juan's Tribute to Nikki HERE

I barely made it through the damn tribute video because its 3 minutes long AND basically like 80% selfies of Nikki, which I personality don't need to see and then the rest is little videos are pics of their time "in private" aka cooking, lounging, and OoOooOOooo in bed togethaa. There's also some great snap pics to each other, mainly of Nikki making sad faces to him, I guess she missed him? I don't know. 

At the end of the message, JP included a nice little jab at the ABC producers with a note that reads: 

“Thanks for these interesting four months of hiding — now that the character of ‘The Bachelor’ is over — it is time for us to live our life for real."

Yikes. Well, he def won't be doing any thing with ABC anytime soon. Juan also said that he and Nikki have made plans, she is AGAIN APPARENTLY planning to join him in Meeaahmi soon. Well, we'll see about that. Who wants to place bets on how long this one will last? Four months? Five months? Nah, I give it three. 

The New and Improved Ke"S"ha

Recent Photo from Kesha's Insta

I'm not what sure she survived though? Performing at Cuse for Mayfest OR her own songs...

Sooooo, Kesha is out of rehab and she's all new and improved post "Timber" I guess. Kesha, formally known as "Ke$ha" has made the announcement that she has decided to drop the "$" from her name and go back to calling her herself Kesha with a real "S." Apparently the singer has even changed her twitter name from Ke$shaSuxx (the edgy, druggy, glitter obessed, ano Kesha), to KeshaRose (the post rehab, feeling good, new outlook on life Kesha). Now 1) I don't know how this makes a miraculous difference and 2) I don't know why this is even news. Like I will even admit, for an entertainment blogger who finds all celebrity news to be real news, that this is MIZ news.

Justin and Selena Dirty Dance Videos 

Dirty. 

So, only a few days ago around the time of Justin's REDIC deposition, where he refused to answer any questions about him and Selena, which I agree, totally personal and nothing to do with his body guard, Justin released a video of him and Selena on his instagram working on some sexy dance number together to the John Legend's "Ordinary People". Hmmm is Justin trying to tell us something with this miz love song choice? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love John and I LOVE this song, but this is all too much for the sappy, sexy dance number they're doing. 

Over da weekend, Justin was in Texas apparently watching his girl Selena perform while Justin later did a surprised performance where he again, sung sappy love songs...probably because OBV Selena was there. 

Since March 10th, when the videos of the two dancing were posted on his  instragm, they have since been deleted. Justin says that the footage was deleted in order to umm "protect" Selena. I mean, isn't that something you should have thought of before you decided to film yourself pinning Selena to a wall and basically make out with her?! OH WAIT sorry, it's dirty dancing. I've seen the movie, so I get. You're not actually gonna make out - it's all for show. Got it. Cool. 

People are saying that since this little 30 second vid came out, that the video means the two are obviously back together. Hmm. Do I care? No. Do I think they're back together? I think they're doing whatever our age does and just hooking up when they're together and not when they're not. I guess the dance number is just an added bonus...?

Best Things About the Video: 

1. Selena's pants 

2. Justin's pants 

3. Justin's no shirt with gold chain look 

4. Selena's hair extensions 

5. The emotion the dance evokes....HA JK...BYE

Watch the Sexy Dance Video HERE

The Finale Rose Recap...#yikes

Take The Most Awkward and Uncomfortable Thing You Can Think Of...Times That By TEN (Or Maybe A Thousand...), And You Have Last Night's Bachelor Finale...

Photo via ABC

Ugh. This is when I am really need in of that "I'm so OVER this" emoji. Last night's Bachelor Finale OR the Finale Rose, as they call it, was likee SO MIZ. Like, it was 100% hands down one of the most awkward and uncomfortable things I've on live television...like more awkward than Tom Cruise's infamous interview with Matt Lauer, more awkward than Kate plus 8's recent interview with Savannah Guthrie, MORE awkward than Kanye saying "George Bush doesn't care about black people" and Mike Meyers just standing there speechless during the national Hurricane Katrina announcement...well, maybe not that awk, but it was still like, really, SO awkward. I can't say it enough. It was cringe worthy.


Okay, so first off we have Clare. Clare has this kid of epiphany when she on her last date with JP and she starts to question like if he really loves her yada yada. It's annoying that Clare like STILL won't tell us what he said, but apparently it was "offensive" and "sexually explicit..."#OH. After their awkward last date, Clare's gut, just like Kerry's on Scandal (lol), was telling her something was wrong, and that maybe Juan is a dick and she should def go home. BUUUT shamefully, Juan coaxed her back in with his slurred English (isn't that legit what it sounds like?!) and Clare fell in love again. But we were ALL thinking, WTF just HAPPENED in that like really weird 10 or 15 minutes where we LIT couldn't understand a word any of them were saying?!! Like, if anyone asked me to recap what they were talking about, I couldn't even lie. I have no earthly idea.






I think it is safe to say that the majority of us really hated Clare. I mean we hated both Clare and Nikki, but people really hated Clare. But, after last night's show, I mean, I at least had some respect for her. Do I still think she's annoying as hell? Yes. Should she have gone home and left JP when she felt it? Yes. But, everything she said to Juan after he rejects her was great like: "You are are NOT the man I thought you were!" (That makes two of us, Clare). "And I'm glad my kids aren't gonna have a father like you!" (something like that...) POW.  Then when Chris Harrison asked her on the after show if she would like to speak to Juan she says no because: "I don't want to be fed any more of bullshit." - TRUE. You go girl.

Two thumbs up for Clare.

It's clear that JP didn't pick Clare because she was too complex and the fact that she questioned him on the last date, he wasn't about that. Just like Andi did. Especially after Clare tells him off at the end and he says: "Whew, glad I didn't pick her..." LIKE OKAY JUAN. I mean, we knew you only wanted to have sex with her anyways. You made that SO clear on several occasions...

So, then Clare finally leaves the island and I was thinking how miz it would be to 1) have to walk in that damp sand with heels on and 2) have to go back to the main island on that little motor boat if you don't win. #miz.



LOL. Photo via ABC


So, after that Nikki arrives and we know Nikki wins. She seemed pretty damn confident too, like what was up with that? Anyways, he tells Nikki that he "LIKES" her and has a had a "perfect" time with her AKA she hasn't ONCE fought with him or confronted him with her feelings. Even though the WHOLE finale she was all MIZ about him NOT saying "I love you" to her. Like she was SO miz. She was sobbing!! So, then Nikki comes to the after show with Chris Harrison and everyone in the audience especially gorgeous Sharleen and newly weds who I am SO obsessed with, Sean and Catherine are like cringing hardcore at Nikki's testimony. Like, she's basically telling Chris it's okay that she loves Juan, but he doesn't love her...still...after four months. It's one thing NOT to propose if you are unsure about marriage, but it's another to be almost 5 months into a relationship and only one person has said "I love you" while the other person has just said "yeah, I like you a lot." I mean you can feel the tension between Nikki and JP as their sitting there, Nikki doesn't say a word and her face looks miserable as Juan just babbles on about God knows what making NO sense. Nikki is def cringing too because she knows we know that this is all bull shiz. Chris Harrison finally asks Nikki how she feels about all of this and Nikki is 100% forcing herself into loving Juan and saying that everything is all good in the hood and even though they have been living apart for four months and have NO clue what they're next move is...she still loves him and she doesn't need to put a time limit on it. HA, okay. OH and I'm sorry, JP didn't say what their next move is it's PRIVATE. HA. Private my ass. You just told us all that you were so excited to have sex with three women in the fantasy suite and now you want to be private?! UM #NO.


Click HERE for the CBS video of the Final Rose Interview 


The best part of the after show, besides Sharleen looking flawless per usual, and Brooks' (sexy hair man from Des' season) new haircut (obsessed with both of them its fine), was how frustrated Sean Lowe was with Juan. Sean's face is just priceless during everything Juan says, like he def wants to smack Juan upside da head. Like, Sean loves Catherine soo much and it's SO cute, he defended the Bachelor really and was like listen Juan, if you love this girl you should tell her because "the moment I knew, I could not wait to tell her..." AWW. (Every girl also grew to appreciate Sean like a lot more and his marriage with Catheriene...). Catherine also chimed in expressing her love for Sean and saying that Juan and Nikki's whole arrangement is just confusing...ding ding ding! We have a winner! Confusing, YUP. That's what it is. Sean also reminds Juan that as private he may want things to be OR shady is another word for it, nothing about this show is every private so nice try. 



They're like the cutest. Loves it. They're Instgrams...I can't. SO adorbs. 


The most AWK part of the show? UMM When Juan Pablo was apparently supposed to have a BIG surprise for Nikki and the viewers, but when Chris asked if he would share the surprise, JP awkwardly acted confused and said that Chris was mistaken and that there was indeed NO surprise...like WTF?! There was such an AWK silence...you could tell Chris was like, wait - what? According E! News, a source said that JP was originally supposed to propose to Nikki and that Neil Lane rock was on standby just in case...BUT, obviously that didn't happen....TALK ABOUT MIZ. 




I mean...Nikki is def PISSED this isn't on her finger. Photo via ABC.

So, all in all, to recap that recap - 

Crazy Clare came to her senses...Nikki is pretty, but she's just a big mute idiot, like JP clearly doesn't love you and it's embarrassing, why hasn't your Scandal-esc gut told you to LEAVE yet?!...Sharleen looked banging, Brooks looked fly, Des and Chris are still together but didn't get one word in, Even Chris Harrison was so perplexed by JP and Nikki he had to get up and take a lap during the commercial break...Sean loves Catherine....a lot...and their marriage IS real, duh...Juan may be a good dad and look great in a navy blue suit, be he's 100% a dick.

So he essentially just did men everywhere a favor...Conrgats to all the asshole men out there! You are no longer as bad as JP.

Oh man. Somewhere in Atlanta Andi Dorfman was watching the finale and wasn't saying "ees okay" for Niki and Clare, buuut "I told you so." Welp, look who gets to hold the roses now bitches!! #Bachelorette #TeamAndi.

Awww. We're all SO pumped for Andi!

photo via Kelly Travis Twitter @kellytravisty

Juan Pablo is the MIZest...

This JUST IN: Juan Pablo And The Mystery Winner of Da Bach, Are ALREADY Having Problems! Any Why Producers Are Calling JP Da Worst Bachelor Ever...On A Scale of 1 to Miz...That's Just The MIZest...

Besides the obvious reasons...




Well, just when you thought all the Bach drama was already at an all time low, it apparently continues to get worse, even after the final rose. Yikes. But, I mean, basic. It's like, what more can Juan do to screw up? We're all sooo over it.

According to a recent E! News articled entitled: Juan Pablo Galavis the "Worst Bachelor Ever"? Producers Can't Wait for Season to Be Over, producers are very much anticipating this Monday night (as we all are....don't lie), because then this rediccc reason of the Bachelor will finally be over. So, apparently, just as the articles states, producers are pissed about how this season went and are basically saying that Juan may possibly be the worst Bachelor ever. I mean, are we surprised?

Hmm. Well just in case you need some reasons that'll back this up, here are few: 

- His comments against a gay version of the bachelor, saying it would be preverted...(ouch) 

- saying that he doesn't want to kiss 27 women on the show because of his daughter, but then always managed to swim in oceans and kiss crazzy ass Clare...(ew, liar) 

- sending home Renee aka the most normal/motherly one...(stupid) 

- telling Andi she was there by "default" and just being a cocky douche...(rude) 

- His final two being crazy Clare and neurotic Niki...(idioit)

- Blaming everything that is misconstrued on his language barrier...("eess okay, but like NO it's not.) 

- apparently retweeting a fan's weird tweet about a handicapted friend...(WHY?!)

(To Read This REDIC Tweet CLick Here)

- And the BIGGEST crime - being so hot and NOT living up to it...(SUCKS)

Soo, what do I think? Do I think Juan Pablo is the worst Bachelor ever?? I think the show revealed to us all that even though this guy is clearly like so hot, and can do wondrous things with a soccer ball, he's just kinda a douche. And like, "its okay" (LOL), because I mean, most hot guys are. We all just learned it da hard way. I mean, the guy has to be a shallow ass, cocky, jerk if Clare and Niki are his last two. Like, they are the WORST. And we all obv do NOT give a rat's ass who he picks, but apparently, whoever the winner is, they are already having problems. So what? They're supposed endless loove didn't even last through the showing of the final rose?!!! That's gotta be some kinda of a record. 

Well, I'm about to watch, as sui as it may be. As much as I hate the final two, gotta see who wins obv. My money is on Clare, but I can see him having issues with either of them. WHY? OH, because they're both CRAZY. Great job, Juan. 

How The final rose would go with me and JP:  

"Will you eessept dis rose?" 

"I mean, no. I think I'll pass."

 

Mean Girls Reunionnn!!!!

ITS OFFICIAL: This April Marks the 10th Anniversary of Mean Girls And Tina Fey Has Confirmed A Mean Girls Reunion!! AHH !!! I mean, You Freakinnn Go, Glen Co Co 

 

FIRST OF ALL - YAYYY!

I'M SO EXCITED I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS. I CAN'T DEAL. BUT, LIKE I NEEDED EVEN MORE OF A  REASON TO CELEBRATE OCTOBER 3RD...NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO CELEBRATE APRIL! (Either way, I'll wear pink).


So, okay, I'm clam now. According to TMZ,  yes, the "Mean Girls" reunion is not only official, but it has been in the works for a weeks now. Apparently the genius that is Tina Fey (who can 100% sit with me), has been working to get the cast together for the past month and they have started working....eeeeek!

How the reunion will come together? This we are unsure of, but we do know that the main cast members have agreed, and the project that has every girl (and every guy....let's be real they can't deny it), so excited is in the works and we all can't waaaaaait to watch. 

Honestly if you were born after 2004, or just like too young to function....lol....not only did you miss out on the amazingness that was the 1990s (obv), you missed the EPICness that is "Mean Girls." Our modern day "Heathers," but, without the like, killing people and stuff. Even though, Regina does get hit by a bus...

 

 

 

 

Think this reunion will indeed make "fetch" happen. 

 Click Here For the FULL TMZ Article