Kanye Disses Beck, Defends Queen Bey, Makes Kim Model Her Dress, And Hates On The Sparklie E! Microphones ALL In This Lovely Yet Classic Kanye Grammy Tryant...
So, I think it's safe to say that there is no feud between Kanye, Kim, Queen Bey and Jay, (after the two skipped out on the Kimye wedding last year) because Kanye OBV went out of his way to defend the Queen in a lovely, but typical, don't even know why were even surprised, overly crazy tyrant at the E! Grammy Party After Show.
So, here's how this shiz went down...
Kanye and Kim joined Terrence J., sister Khlo, Christina Milian, and Zanna Roberts Rassi on the E! After Party stage. The conversation started out simple enough, congradulating Kanye on his performance with Ri and Paul, telling Kim she looked pretty, yada yada, then obv someone had to bring up Kanye jokingly running on stage to steal Beck's Album of The Year award. Or at least, we thought he was joking...but, I guess we should have known he wasn't.
Kanye Round 1
Even Jay and Bey were nervous when Kanye started to walk on stage....Jay had this great OHHH CRAPP look on his face and Beyonce was like "Oh No..." YUP classic. Watch the VINE HERE!
Beyonce is literally saying: "No, Kanye, no..."
Kayne Round 2
Well, even Kanye laughed at the now popular vine of paranoid Bey and Jay, which is why we all thought it was a joke, but then Kayne let us know it wasn't by bursting into a random rant about how the Grammy's need to start appreciating creativity, for basically letting Beck win the Album of the Year award is a "slap in the face to us," and the award really and truly belongs to Beyonce. He continued to say that "we" as in you know, all of us, can't stand by and let, people like Beck, sure, take Album of the Year awards that obviously belong to Beyonce. Well, sure.
I mean she's God so...she wins at life.
Kanye Round 3
Kim just stood there and smiled nervously as her man went on and on about Beyonce being God and Beck being a peasant. (I mean basically). Then somewhere the rant took a Kimye turn and Kanye started ranting about true beauty and how true beauty is OBV in the form of a Kardashian. In fact he went on to say that E! essentially owes all their success to Kardashian beauty. OH YA? And this obviously turned into how perfect Kim is to the point where he litterallly, and I mean literally, instructed Kim to put down her microphone and model her dress, which he OBV picked out for her and told her THAT was the dress she was wearing to the Grammys (after Zanna said it looks like a heavy robe LOL). I mean, Kanye def made it clear who wears the Balmain pants in the relationship.
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LOL. Kim is like "Babe, your Balmain pants are on fire..."
Kanye Round 4
Kanye obviously didn't stop there. Because even after Kayne had made his point several times over he still had to find something else to pick on - enter the E! News microphones. Ahh yes, the glittery, sparklie E! News mics. I love them. They sparkle. But, obviously, Kanye had some issue with them. The sparklie mic flanks inspired yet another Kanye rant about branding. Kanye ripped off his mic flank, as well as Kim's because he said that we all know this is the E! Network and no one needs to be reminded especially since the people who are hosting the Grammy After Show are the people who essentially "make E!" This meaning that they are better than the mic flank. OOOOOHH suuuuuure, Kanye. And of course he intimidated everyone on the stage by forcing them to take their mic flanks off even though you can tell people did NOT want to do it. Terrence made the comment that E! is also on his paycheck so, he prob shouldn't and Christina said the same thing. But of course Kanye corrected them - emphasis on corrected - and said that E! needs them, they don't need E! Again, sure.
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The classic E! Mic. Kanye obv hates it. But G loves it.
After the Kanye destruction, he and princess Kim finally made their way off the stage because they had to catch their flight to NYC, which Kim made reference too on several occasions, because I personally think she wanted his rant to come to an end.
So, all in all, do, I hate Beck? Nope. I actually love Beck. Do I think Beyonce should have one the award? I mean I think Beyonce should win every award, but as Ross Matthews stated on the red carpet, Beyonce wins at life so she's fine. Do I think Kanye's outburst was inapporiate? I mean always, but entertaining? YUP. Did he have some good points? Sure. Were they presented well? Nope. But again, was it entertaining? AS HELL.
On the bright side... at least we know things with TSwift and Ye are good...
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Watch the FULL rant HERE!!! You just gotta.
