Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Golden Globes WORST aka Most Miz Dressed!

Happy HUMP DAY!! Here are some NOT so fab looks from Sunday's Golden Globes to get you through the day... VOLIA! Our MIZ dressed list!



We celebrated the best and nooow it's time to take a punch at the worst. That's right, it's time for everyone's favorite post: The Miz Factor's worst aka MIZ dressed list! 

So, let's jump to the chase and get right to it! But I'll admit, there were surprisingly no super HIDEOUS dresses this year. Which is good, but not as fun for the worst dressed list. So, I am going to go ahead and say here are some of the top "not so hot" or "non-heading turning" looks from le Golden Globes... 

The NOT sooo HAWT 

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Rachel McAdams in Lavin. 
Spotlight is 100% one of the best, if not the best movie of the year. But, this dress is 100% not one of Rachel's best looks of the year. The gown isn't ugly by any means, but it just does nothing for her and she's fab, but this dress is just drab. Like, red roses? It looks like an advertisement of The Bachelor...


Amy Schumer in Prabal Gurung. 
First of all, I LOVE Amy. I mean, don't we all? And like this dress this isn't awful, in fact the cut looks really good on her and they styling is great, her hair and makeup looks really good, BUT I HATE the white chest area of the dress, it makes the dress look like an awkward tuxedo gown. The black and white color block has to be done right and this is kinda...wrong. It literally reminds me a skunk which is not cute. 



Jada Pinkett Smith in Versace. 
Ugh, this dress is just not my favorite. There is TOO much going on. Like, make up your mind between having a train, a slit, long sleeves, a cow neck-line, a belt, there's just TOO many things! So I say no. Sorry Jada, but if Will didn't, someone had too. Like, what would Jayden say?!! 


Uzo Aduba in Talbot Runhof (???)
This dress is so simple that it's just boring. On top of it being basic black sequins, the styling is all wrong. The dress' high neck clashes with the the wavy hairdo and I think there isn't enough happening with her face to the point where it all looks kinda, well miz. The show is called "Orange is the New Black" for a reason sooo like take the title's advice and maybe wear orange and likeee not black. 


When you wear the WRONG/ similar style of Alexander McQueen... 


Rooney Mara and Amanda Peet. 
These dresses are unfortunate because one, they are the same style, and two because well, they're just not that great. They look gritty and not elegant at all. Lucky for Rooney Mara though, she's so breath-takingly stunning that I don't care what she's wearing, but I really hate Amanda's dress/ the fact that they're BOTH wearing a similar style...like HUGE mistake on their stylists' part. Yikes. 




SIDE NOTE: But someone who did get the Alexander McQueen right tho...

Ma gurl Caitriona. ALL HAIL! 


VIEW our BEST DRESSED list from Globen Globe HERE!  


THE MIZEST aka da worst dressed... 


Melissa McCarthy in ummm Melissa McCarthy. 
So, apparently Melissa has her own fashion line and from her own fashion line she decided to wear this little number. SOO, I admire the concept (I think), but the metallic fabric just photographs like a trash bag...too shinny. Otherwise her hair and makeup looks good, just too much hair and too much dress tho. McCarthy may be funny but this dress is no laughing matter. 


Maggie Gyllenhaal in Marc Jacobs. 
Ehhhh. Maggie is a confusing one. Sometimes she NAILS the red carpet and then sometimes you're like wait WTF?!! Well, this is one of those WTF moments. It looks 1940s vintage buuut like NOT 1940s glam...there's a difference. Like, maybe next time ask Jake for his opinion before you leave the house???


Emilia Clarke in Valentino. 
Emilia is such a beautiful human being. I saw a close up of her face before I saw her whole outfit and I was thinking OOOO she's gonna look great, but I was sadly mistaken. I think the concept of this dress is cool, but again I hate the turtle-neck, solid black chest area and maybe think this dress would be better if it wasn't black. She looks super vampy, and could  also easily be confused as the female Darth Vader...


Leslie Mann in Monique LHuillier.
UMMMM. This dress looks like a pink sack that was placed on top of a pink, sequin, chiffon skirt and glued together by a band of cloth....no. Long story short, I hate it. I also hate the flowing hair with the high neckline, ugh. I just hate it all. Sorry, is that harsh? 


Olivia Palermo in Delpozo. 
First of all I have NO idea WHY Olivia was there, so then there's that. Secondly, she shows up wearing this awk looking sculpture dress that makes her look bigger than she actually is. Also, my eye goes directly to that red spot on the dress and it's just so confusing to me. You try to look at the dress without being immediately drawn to that red area...which is like right over her boobs. Ehhh. Miz. 


Savannah Guthrie. 
The TODAY show host kinda looked like she was going to a bar-mitvah as opposed to an award show...these high neck-lines are really killing me. 






Monday, January 11, 2016

Golden Globes BEST Dressed!!! WHOOHOO

The Golden Globes' BEST Moments and BEST Dressed!! (Brad Pitt is TRULY Aging Backwards....)


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Soooo many dresses, so little BEST. 


Last night, the  73rd annal Golden Globe Awards took place at Hollywood's glam Beverly Hilton hotel, and while celebrities boozed and schmoozed during a surprisingly entertaining show (you know sans Tina and Amy), the winners were kinda...all over the place. Sure, some underdogs were celebrated aka "Mozart in the Jungle," but then some received a little backlash aka Gaga winning for AHS. The big winner of the night, "The Revenant," earned Leo a Denzel/ Stallone style standing ovation and in a close second was the "hilarious comedy," (LOL Ricky) "The Martian" and Sorkin's Biopic,"Jobs." But, just in case you happen live under a rock oooor just don't have cable (the real life struggles), here are some of the highlights from last night's show!

Memorable moments


Ricky Gervais



The awkwardly inappropriate comedian really hit some people hard during his over the top hosting gig. And while there were some AWK silences whether he was joking about Bill Cosby or Mel Gibson, there was always someone laughing. But hey, like Ricky said in his opening monologue, "It's funny because it's true." And I truly respect anyone who just tells it like it is...even when it's miz ;) . 


America and Eva



"I am NOT Eva Mendez." - Longoria. 
"And I am NOT Gina Rodriguez." - Ferrara. 
"And neither of us is Rosario Dawson." HA. Touche girls. Touche. 

HA. Hahahahaha, HA. This was probably the funniest presentation of the night. America Ferrara and Eva Longoria NAILED IT. This was like one of the most spot on presentation skits I've seen in a while, I loved it. And going back to what our friend Ricky said, this was hilariously funny because it was oh so true...sadly.

Ryan and Brad Pitt

Because Hollywood's most attractive men need to stand together. LOL. This was a funny little presentation too and it was also when we ALL realized that Brad Pitt is 100% aging backwards. Like, Benjamin Button might as well be his true character because he looked UNREAL last night. He literally had a JLo glow...and that's saying something. 

Maura and Jon

When your two favorite shows win Best Actor and Best Supporting Actress. #TheAffair #MadMen




Jamie Fox and Lily James 

LOL. This unlikely duo presented the award for musical score and Fox thought it would be funny to pull a Steve Harvey, but like in a Kayne West type fashion, by announcing the winner as "Straight Out of Compton." Funny? Yes. Necessary? Ehhh no. The best part though was hands down Lily's reaction to it all. Confused laughter always is always the way to go in these situations.

DENZEL and Tom Hanks forever. 

                                      What a #squad.

This. Was. Amazing. Good old Tom aka my boyfriend, presented his buddy Denzel with the honorary Cecil B. DeMille award last night and it was just beautiful. Denzel was like basically crying which is totally valid. And after Tom's awesome speech about Denzy, there was an amazing movie montage that just made you gawk of Washington even more. Even though Denzel got on stage and could barley read his speech because he left his glasses at home, we all know he's a true Hollywood legend. Congratss Denzy!!! 


Stallone's BIG Rocky Win!



Believe it or not, Rocky had never and I mean never won and award. GASP. It was nominated a few times, but never won. SO, kinda like Leo and his not-yet-recieved-Oscar, this was looooong over due for Stallone and his standing ovation was amaze. He's such a nug.

SIDE NOTE: HIS FAMILY?!!! SOO Stallone-y. Loved it. 

Taraji


Though I admit I was rooting for my girl Caitriona in "Outlander," I'm happy for it-girl, or should I say cookie girl of the moment, Taraji P. Henson who took home the Globe for Best Actress in a Drama. But, girl couldn't just go up on the stage and accept the award like everyone else OH no. Naturally, she handed out cookies and it was awesome. 

SIDE NOTE: Taraji handed out cookies to Gaga and Leo, which she joked are the reason why the two celebs later won their awards. LOL. How great is that? Brilliant. 

Gaga 


Lady Gaga looked like a show stopper last night, and we talking a real Hollywood show stopper. Gaga took home her first ever Globe for her role in AHS, and while she teared up on stage about her win, the songstress and I guess, now actress faced some black lash for her win due to the fact that the other people in the category were arguably more deserving than singer. I love Gaga and totally happy for her, but I get that. But, AHS isn't nominated for any SAGs so, other peeps still have a chance. 

SIDE NOTE: What IS making headlines about Gaga's win tho...Leo's AWK side eye...yup.



Jim Carey LOL

"I am two-time Golden Globe winner, Jim Carey."

It's safe to say that I DIEEED during Carey's little "two time, not three time" monologue, and I gotta say I was pretty shocked that I could not stop laughing. He was hands down the funniest presenter and it was just so refreshing to have that towards the end because by then we're all just SO antsy to hear who wins best picture anyways. Thanks Jim. 

Brie Larson


Larson took home the Globe for Best Actress is a movie Drama (which is basically just the overall Globes Best Actress award), and looked stunning doing so. The Hollywood underdog is about to be a top dog and I am pretty sure the girl is not only gonna get an Oscar nom, but may win it all. She's def singing "She Said" aaaaaalll the way to the bank. But I mean, so have I. Ever since Brie has come back into the picture I have basically had "She Said" on 24 hour repeat in my head...it's fine.

Don't remember Larson's catchy 2003 single? Fix that. Listen to it HERE. 


Leo

Can I get like 5,000 hand clap emojis please?!! LOL. Congrats to Leo, but let's be real....he already has a few Golden Globe awards so he's prob over the Globe and just wants the damn Oscar and I mean, valid. So, Leo, you go get 'em cause, I mean ya just might this year. 


The Revenant

I don't care if you don't care to see people aka Leo eating Bison liver, or have a problem with a lot of blood (like I do), and seeing various body parts being chopped off...you should probably go see "The Revenant" if you haven't already because not only is Leo great, the movie is beautifully shot and wonderfully directed, which is why it won Best Director last night and will mostly like win the oscar for directing and cinematography if it doesn't win Best Picture and well, actor. So, that should all be enough reason to go and if that still isn't enough than just...LEO. 


RED CARPET 


Top TRENDS of the night? !

Tons of sheer and chiffon dresses, a lot of beaded, embellishment gowns, a lot of pink, orange and yellow toned dresses as well as several winter white gowns and my favorite trend of the night - gowns with the long, flowing chiffon sleeves and THE BACK CAPES. Love. This look really brings back that old Hollywood glam, which was SUPER present on the carpet last night. Thank God.

Hair trends on the carpet included heavy side parts, hair slicked back away from the face but hanging down in the back, and easy ponytails. When it came to bling, most celebs stuck with one staple piece like jeweled chokers and wrap-around, snake necklaces, and a lot of celebs kept it simple with no jewelry at all.

And NOW the moment you've all been scrolling for...our BEST aka favorite looks of the night!

BEST of THE BEST 

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Brie Larson in Calvin Klein. 
It's likeeee she KNEW she was gonna win. Hands down my favorite dress of the night...second to Kate Bosworth. #GoldForGold.




Oliva Wilde in Micheal Kors. 
This is one hot mama. One of my favorite things about this whole look is her hair, it looks like it's down but it's actually in a super loose pony. Style perfection.



Julianne Moore in Tom Ford. 
I mean when your date to the Globes is the designer of your gown, he becomes your best accessory. Leave it Juilanne and Tom Ford to always dazzle us on the carpet. #BestFashionCouple.




Jamie Alexander in Genny.
Without fail Jamie always ends up on my best dress list she just kills it and the emerald green styling of this look is just flawless. I've never loved black and green together so much.



Lady Gaga in Versace.
Girl channeled the fook out of Marilyn Monroe looking like a true old Hollywood glamazon. Bravo! She looks like a 1950s golden girl and I love it. Iconic, classic look.



Jennifer Lopez in Giambattista Valli.
Another awesome old Hollywood look done elegantly by JLo. It's like physically impossible for her to look miz on a red carpet. Unreal.




Jenna Dewan Tatum in Zuhair Murad.

Jenna and her boo always look good, (even though Channing's hair was doing something odd last night), especially when they're dancing - and the fact that they have been married for more or than ten years is likeee WOAH for Hollywood. Jenna is always glowing and she sparkled on the carpet in this embellished Zuhair gown.



Joanne Foggat in Reem Acra. 
In the past Joanne as been known to wear J. Mendel, but she decided to do something a little different in this elegant Reem Acra dress. Not so downstairs anymore. #Downtown.




Caitriona Balfe in Alexander McQueen. 
My favorite couple on TV right now is Claire and Jamie from Outlander, and while I am so miz that they didn't win (DEF next year), she and Sam slayed on the red carpet. Caitriona is just a natural beauty her effortless makeup with this exquisite gown is perfect. This is black done right.






Pretty in PINK

Kate Hudson in Micheal Kors. 
I'm just gonna go ahead and make a Fabletics joke and say that Kate really does look FAB. I LOVE this dress, even though I think it would have been a better option for like the Grammys or the AMAs because its HOT not really glam? But, the dress is gorg, so I'll let it slide.



Kate Bosworth in Dolce & Gabbana. 
I mean...pretty in pink takes on a whole new meaning in the form of Kate's GG gown. Can I HAVE this dress now?! Pink mirror sequins?! Are you kidding?! She's just a work of art. Her dress, her make up, her hair, everything. She's flawless. Fav dress of the night!



Cate Blancett in Givenchy. 
I love this dress. It's just the definition of fashion as wearable art. I don't care what people say -
that's ALL fringe on the gown and it looks like satin - it's amazing. She's the Queen so she can do no wrong. If you don't love the dress, I say to you, you can have an opinion once Givenchy starts dressing you for every red carpet event.




Amber Heard in Gucci. 
Being married to Johnny Depp pays off, maybe not in Australia, but in Hollywood it sure does. The "Danish Girl" star looked radiant in the rose colored chiffon gown. This may make up for that whole Playboy Club TV show thing...




WINTER WHITE

Taraji P. Henson in Stella McCartney.
Cookie, girl. You look good. Best part about this simple white gown is the gorgeous back cape/train behind the dress. Ugh, she's all grown up.



Laverne Cox in Elizabeth Kennedy. 
This is probably Cox's most elegant look. She looks so sophisticated and regal. You go girl!



Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton. 
Amen sister friend for Alicia. The best part about this LV sheath is the sheer, chiffon splits in the skirt of the gown and the matt, white sequins throughout. Stunning. I love her. #GirlCrush.



Lily James in Marchesa.
Another one of my European girl crushes slayed on the red carpet in this vintage inspired chiffon gown. The old Hollywood glam was reeeallly OUT last night.





WELP, the SAG Awards are next, so we'll have to see what goes down there...I think a lot of the winners are going to be different and the SAG red carpet is always a little more cas, but we'll all over it for yaaa! Stay tuned!!


Saturday, January 9, 2016

Le Miz Golden Globe Predictions!!!

Award Season is HERE! And we're celebrating with our Miz Factor Golden Globe predictions!! (Who else is dying to see what Gaga is going to wear?!) 

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Happy award season everyone! How excited are you? Well, we're like SOO EXCITED. Besides Christmas, award season is the MOST wonderful timeeeee of the year! Why? The movies, the gowns, the celebrities! It's heaven. 

Anyway, we're beginning our coverage of award season with our Miz Factor Golden Globe predictions! YES. We're talking about WHAT we're looking forward too, WHO we're looking forward to seeing, and obv...WHO's GONNA WIN! So, let's start off with everything we're excited to see sha'll we? 

What we're SO excited for at tomorrow's GG Awards: 


1. WHAT and WHO Gaga is going to be wearing. I am literally bouncing off the walls excited to see what Gaga is going to wear on the carpet tomorrow night...she's nominated for the first time SO that means she has look bannging just in she case wins. AHH! You go Gaga. 


Round of applause for the one. 


2. If Leo will win ANYTHING, lol. Yes, this IS the year - will Leo finally take home the Oscar?? Well, the road to Oscar starts HERE! We'll see what male wins best actor and we can't wait to see who it will be. 


What a man. Awardless, but I'll take it. LOL. 


3. Eddie Redmayne. I mean, when the guy rolls out on the carpet in his sharp Burberry suits its likeeee GAME OVER. #TeamEddie 

4. Will Jennifer Lawrence fall again? I mean she's juuuust SO good at falling. 

5. Ricky Gervais returns as host and he's always awkwardly and inappropriately funny, IN FACT, he was pretty sure he wasn't going to be invited back. Hmmm. It will be interesting to see who he makes fun of this year...maybe Leo? 

6. We'll miss Tina and Amy for sure though. Hands down. 


"Sooner or later we'll be giving awards to SnapChat!" HA...but like, maybe they were right? 


7. Brie Larson. BECAUSE she went from basically Disney Channel style recording artist to well, MOST LIKELY gonna get an freaking Oscar nomination!!! BRAVO....does like NO ONE remember the song "She Said," but me?!!! (Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato TAKE NOTE).  



8. Celebs getting drunk and then schmoozing with other actors as they table hop between commercials. HELLOOO, MY DREAM!


Dream team. 

9.  Sam Heughan and Caitriona Balfe AKA currently Hollywood's BEST TV couple (we think). They're SOO HOT and Sam is likeeee the world's hottest fake ginger. OH MAN. Go Outlander, go. (Ehh maybe this one should be higher up?) 



Clothes on...


Clothes off...they're perfect. 

This year's GG Nominees annnd OUR Mizz Predictions! :) 



Here are some of the TOP categories for this year's GG awards and our predictions for the winners! #TeamSpotlight, #TeamCate, #TeamOultlander.

Motion picture, drama
"Carol" 
"Mad Max: Fury Road" 
"The Revenant" 
"Room" 
"Spotlight" - Biased but was truly my favorite film of the year...besides Carol...Amen for Cate B.
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Motion picture, comedy
"The Big Short" - Because I guess, the recession was kinda funny. 
"Joy"
"The Martian" 
"Spy" 
"Trainwreck" 
Actress in a motion picture, drama
Cate Blanchett, "Carol" - Because it's absurd that this woman has not be crowned as royalty yet. She is SUCH a queen and is one of the ONLY women in modern Hollywood who resembles the elegance of the Golden Age. Bow down. 
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I mean, this IS what natural beauty is. Jesus, it's unreal. SHE GLOWS. AHHH. 

Brie Larson, "Room" 
Rooney Mara, "Carol" 
Saoirse Ronan, "Brooklyn" 
Alicia Vikander, "The Danish Girl"
SIDE NOTE: ALL these women were AHHMAZING! It really is a toss up. It may be cool to see Brie Larson win in a Jennifer Lawrence type way and Alicia is my Danish GIRL CRUSH. She's perfect. 
Actress in a motion picture, comedy
Jennifer Lawrence, "Joy" 
Melissa McCarthy, "Spy"
Amy Schumer, "Trainwreck"
Maggie Smith, "The Lady in the Van" - Maggie is Queen. Seriously, she could take Elizabeth's spot. 
Lily Tomlin, "Grandma" |
Actor in a motion picture, drama
Bryan Cranston, "Trumbo"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Revenant"
Michael Fassbender, "Steve Jobs"
Eddie Redmayne, "The Danish Girl"
Will Smith, "Concussion"
EHHHH. I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO IDEA. I would say Eddie, but he won last year and then I would say Leo because it's loooong over due, but I loved Will's performance and I want Bryan to have an Emmy, and an Oscar, and an GG...UGH it's tough. Any thoughts??!! (The women were hands down better than the men this year. Hands down). 
Actor in a motion picture, comedy
Christian Bale, "The Big Short" - Because Christian Bale is Christian Bale. Enough said. 
Steve Carell, "The Big Short"
Matt Damon, "The Martian"
Al Pacino, "Danny Collins"
Mark Ruffalo, "Infinitely Polar Bear"
TV series, drama
"Empire"
"Game of Thrones"
"Mr. Robot" 
"Narcos" 
"Outlander" - Because I never wanted to be in 18th century Scotland more...or ever until now. Amen for Sam Heughan. 
Undoubtedly one of the BEST sex scenes on television. It's fine. 

Actress in a TV series, drama
Caitriona Balfe, "Outlander" - I mean, she's perfect. Bye. 

This is also my wedding dress...sooo, yeah.

Viola Davis, "How to Get Away with Murder"
Eva Green, "Penny Dreadful"
Taraji P. Henson, "Empire"
Robin Wright, "House of Cards"
SIDE NOTE: All great women. Really, the women are killing the Hollywood game. The men need to uhhh step it UP (but like...not to da streetz LOL). 
Actor in a TV series, drama
Jon Hamm, "Mad Men" - It's his last time. I stand by my men.
Rami Malek, "Mr. Robot" 
Wagner Moura, "Narcos"
Bob Odenkirk, "Better Call Saul"
Liev Schreiber, "Ray Donovan"
TV movie or miniseries
"American Crime"
"American Horror Story: Hotel"
"Fargo"
"Flesh and Bone" - Just watch it. 
"Wolf Hall" 
Yup. Just yup. 
Actress in a TV movie or limited series
Kirsten Dunst, "Fargo"
Queen Latifah, "Bessie"
Felicity Huffman, "American Crime"
Sarah Hay, "Flesh and Bone"
Lady Gaga, "American Horror Story: Hotel"

UMMM TOSS UP. Mainly because I LOVE Gaga and would LOVE to see her win, but Sarah Hay in Flesh and Bone is INSANE. Her character is CRAZY and her performance is unreal. So, I don't know. UGH. 
Animated feature film
"Anomalisa"
"The Good Dinosaur"
"Inside Out" - DUH. A thousand times duh!
"The Peanuts Movie"
"Shaun the Sheep Movie"
Director
Todd Haynes, "Carol"
Alejandro G. Iñárritu, "The Revenant" - The cinematography in this movie though...UNREAL. 
Tom McCarthy, "Spotlight"
George Miller, "Mad Max: Fury Road"
Ridley Scott, "The Martian"
Screenplay
Tom McCarthy and Josh Singer, "Spotlight" - Partially biases after interviewing Josh Singer at the movie's premiere. Oops. 
Aaron Sorkin, "Steve Jobs"
Quentin Tarantino, "The Hateful Eight"
Emma Donoghue, "Room"
Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, "The Big Short"
GOODIE! This well for sure be a great show! Be sure to stay tuned for our GG RECAP and our Miz List of the BEST and WORST dressed at the awards next Monday!! 
(Want to look back on the 2015 GG fashion? Check out our coverage of last year's GG BEST and WORST Dressed !)