THIS JUST IN: Kanye and Kim Dub Themselves King and Queen Of France...With Their Versailles Wedding Plans...
Marie Antoinette is rolling over in her guillotine grave. Quick - Someone! Chop off their heads!
First of all, vom, vom, vom...vom. I just have to say ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! You ARE NOT Royal!! I don't get it. Who died and made Kanye King? We know for a fact that it wasn't Louis Vuitton seeing as though Kanye has recently spoke out against the French designer brand and is trying to lower their sales as backlash. #Unclassy aka UN-ROYAL. LV is a French symbol that he is RUINING...now he wants to ruin another. Ugh.
Needless to say, Versailles is the French Palace and was home to the sun King, King Louis XIV (obv) and once home to the historically elegant Marie Antoinette. According to US Weekly, the famous Hall of Mirrors has been a wedding venue for two random billionaires...causal, over the top, but billionaires. I get it. Kanye and Kim ARE NOT billionaires as much as Kanye would like to think so (again on Bey and Jay can think like that #billiondollarcouple), so why should they get to lavish in this much French splendor? They shouldn't. I hope the French put a stop to this concept. Kimye having their wedding at the Versailles would not only make a mockery of the French, it would tarnish their history/ the palace would be scared. I for one am glad I visited before it was associated with this horrific concept of a wedding. Yuck. Talk about gaudy.
Poor Kim doe...she is all miz because since this is her 3rd wedding and she was planning on trying to keep it small - but its likeee HELLO! Do you KNOW who you're marrying?! Or should I remind you of something...#fighterjets. Kanye now wants fighter jets to fly over Versailles. HA. Let me tell ya, if the French didn't hate us already...(OH wait, they do...) they 100% hate us now. Good luck trying to Kim on the cover of French Vogue Kanye since we all know how Mrs Wintour feels...
"Zut! Quel dommage" ----- as the French would say. Translation? "Shit! This sucks."
