Monday, November 25, 2013

Ken Kardash Denies the Dating Rumors...likeee suuure, sure

Kendall Jenner, Harry Styles, Date

photo via E! Online.

 

It seems as though Harry Styles, singer of the popular British boy band, One Direction, enjoys fishing for girls on the other side of the pond. Just recently, and I mean like literally so recent, Harry Styles was photographed in a mysterious black range rover with Kendall Jenner, one of the youngest members of the Kardashian Klan. It appears that the two were on a date and left together. So what does this mean exactly? It is hard to say if the two will fall madly in love or if this is just a causal Hollywood fling, but Harry Styles has a track record for dating young, American celebs (lets not forget about the Taylor Swift saga/ Taylor Swift's saga with every male in Hollywood), but we sha'll see what becomes of these two Hollywood hotties. At least we know that Kendall has good taste. So far, she is making good decision as an 18 year old, hopefully this means all the porn offers are completely off the table...lolz (for now).  

(Check Out Kendall's controversial #nippic - Kendal goes all nips out for da boyzz in her latest instaaa photo)

Honestly though, the first thing I thought of when I saw these paparazzi shots with Kendall in the range driver's seat was - since when does British Harry know how to drive on the right side of the road?

Obviously, when confronted about their get-a-away...Kendall told paps and interviewers that her and the British stud were just friends...JUST frands. Okay,  sure. We'll see about that. 

"What da F$@K Are U Wearing?? " - asks your boyfriend....

The Huffington Post just came out with a list of clothes that girlz obv find to be super trendzzz and LOVE and guys just, well HATE/ don't understand. #miz. Sorry ladies, it may time to step down outta your sneaker wedges or get rid of your favorite oversized sweater (lulz), because apparently your man isn't feeling any of this shit...


wedge sneakers

photo via the Huffington Post. 


I'm pretty sure I legit wear the majority on this list and if you're reading this, like so do you....slash love it all...but I'm sorry, the ONE thing I'm nevvaa gonna give up doe are my leggings, I mean obv. Can I get an amen sista friend? Leggings til I die. Like what IS demin? #jappy (sike I wish...)

On A Scale of 1 to Miz...Bound 2 is likee the mizest. and Bound 3 is a 1.

So, one thing that is kinda miz is Kim and Kanye's obsession with each other which is currently affectionately displayed in Kanye's new video Bound 2. (Or aka Bound 2 le sex tape). Now I love Kanye's music...but him as a person...I mean like I can't...95% of the time...like can you?

One thing I CAN do though - Bound 3. James and Seth...kill  it. 



This is actually perf. 

Oh, heyyy - Kanye

Hey all! So basically, I made this blog because after writing for several different websites, I  miss just being able to yammer on and on about what I love, which is ALL thangzz entertainment and fashion....obv. So, this basic blog is just voice opinions and what not about what is happening in the entertainment world and to just make fun all of the rediccc things that happen.

FIRST UP... Drumroll for what I love to call Kanye's dumb comments of the week.




Kanye believes that his lovely, talent-less, famous for being on reality tv and making sex tapes wifey OH I'm sorry fiancee, should be on the cover of Vogue. IM SORRY WHY??

His quote exactly:

"There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue. She’s like the most intriguing woman right now. She’s got Barbara Walters calling her like everyday … and collectively we’re the most influential with clothing..... and [editor-in-chief of French Vogue] Carine Roitfeld supports my girl, that’s a breakthrough … there’s a wall of classism that we are breaking through.”

OH OKAY. Luckily my guurl Anna, put her foot down on Kanye, and said that NO reality star will ever be on the cover of her magazine. HOLLA. #classact that Anna Wintour.



Buuut don't think Kanye stopped there - he then went on to say that Kim should 100% have her own STAR on the Hollywood walk of fame...jokes on jokes on jokes. I'm pretty sure that star means ya got talent and have been likee nominated for an Oscar essentially. Sorry Kanye. You loose. ALSO he's shadily trying to make Kim look like Beyonce with the blonde hair and naming their baby girl with some obscure name to rival Blue. You CANT rival Bey and Jay. The are a BILLION DOLLAR couple with SO much regal swag its unreal. #QueenBey. Kim and Kanye are like the jealous step-cousins...sorry Nori baby Blue wins so does her mama and papa. #teamBeyandJayforlife