The Year Of KIMYE, Kendall, Kylie, Kourt, Khloe, and Kris - pheew! The Kardash (/Jenner) Klan's Best and WORST of 2014...
Well, lezzbe honest, whether you were totally over the Kardashians or not, this year, KIMYE was like totally unavoidable, and we all know that with Kimye comes the whoooole Kardash klan, yup. So, in honor of the famous reality TV fam, let's take a look back at what we're calling the BEST and WORST Kardash moments: The Year Of Kimye.
The BEST
North. Obv. This baby is like SOOO cute, I can't. Oh man. I don't want her to grow up!! Is that awk?
The WORST
The Vouge cover. I'm LITTERALLY not over this. Why? Because it's basically a cover saying "hey young girls out there, go make a sex tape with some shadster like Ray J and after you make money off your bare ass, you'll get on a reality show, become rich and famous, and then you TOO can be on the cover of Vogue and besties with Anna Wintour." REALLY?! Really, really Anna?!! Vom. I'm totally against that message. Sorry.
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The BEST
Kim's Wedding Dress. The fact that Kim and Kanye finally got married was whatever, they belong together and that's a fact, so while I didn't care about their not so secret wedding location, I loved Kim's dress. I was super surprised she didn't go crazy and got married in an actual gorgeous, super elegant, lace Givenchy gown. I loved it. And the pics of the veil were ahhhmazeee, but she didn't end up wearing it down the isle which was miz.
The WORST
Kimye thinking they were "royal" enough to get married at Versailles. SORRY, but no. Now, the French have one more reason to hate Americans. You're not actually royalty, and you're not billionaires (like the ONE man who was allowed to get married at Versailles, or Bey and Jay), so the fact that they tried and were upset about having to find a new venue for their wedding when Versailles didn't approve them getting married there is SO REDIC. However, Versailles did bend some rules and let them have the rehersal dinner on the grounds. God knows how much they paid for that.
The BEST
North's First Birthday. Was it a little outlandish and over the top? Suuure. But was North's outfit just the cutest?! YES!
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The WORST
Kim's Break the Internet Cover. I mean, I can't. I am not gonna join the band of screaming mothers who were appaulled by the cover because you know, she's a mom, but like my whole thing was....she's such an attention whore! Like Jesus. Remember when Kim cried because she didn't even wanna be barely naked in a W mag spread way back whenn during the short days of her marriage to Kris Humphries??! So, scared by her sex tape I suppose. Another reason why this photo was the WORST is because Kim obviously didn't even know that the photo of her bouncing champagne off her ass is an exact replica of the photographer's photo of Grace Jones, the photo which was racial charged as the photographer described the inspiration for the original photo of Grace as "jungle fever." This referring to black people as animals and is supposed to be poking fun at the anatomy of the African American female body. Fab.
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Like we need more things with Kim and Kanye's plastered face on them...
OH and this too...
The amount of money Kim made on her weird iphone game...I CAN'T.
The BEST
Kourtney and Scott giving birth to a new baby boy on Mason's bday! Not only did Kourt give birth, she managed to do so right on her son's bday. Happy, happy! Now Mason has a baby bro to hang with and they can celebrate their bdays on the same day...aww! Reign Aston Disick. So swag.
The WORST
Kourt and Scott's relationship troubles. If you've been watching Kourt and Khlo Take Da Hamptons then you know that Scott had a little stint in rehab and still has some work to do when it comes to pleasing Kourt. He also makes awk references about how the two are still not married saying like "my wife, I mean girlfriend has locked me out of the house!" Ehhh awk. So, even though the E! show was filmed over the summer, there are still rumors that the two are still working things out. Ugh, I hope they do for the kids' sake.
The good ole Lord...
The BEST
Khlo turning 30. Even though she wasn't to happy about, she looked HOT and she's still everyone's fav. We love you Kokoo!
The WORST
French Montana. Ugh, I mean Khlo was like TEN times better than him. They made up and broke up a few times, but now I am glad they officially broke up because I am still rooting for her and Lamar and if not Lamar then someone fabuloussss so that Khlo will be happy. She so deserves her fairy ending (like more than Kim...oops).
The BEST
Kendall J. I mean, she's a fucking super model. I think its literally safe to say that there is no stopping her.
The WORST
Kendall J refusing to pay. That awk situation where Kendall apparently was super rude to waitress in NYC and apparently refused to pay for her meal. The waitress said that Kendall was snotty and threw money at her or something, but then Kendall came out with a statement saying that none of these alligations were true and that she would never not pay for meal. Duh. Kris Jenner later defended Kendall saying she was the sweetest and shyest of the fam, and she would never do that. Welp, who knows for sure. The story def came from somewhere...
The BEST
Kylie J. Just Kylie and all her makeup, her hair extenisons, and her edgy ass outfits. She's like 16 or something, but I swear she's older than me. But, we def don't hate it. After Miley Cyrus' run, I wouldn't be surprised in Kylie becomes the new M.A.C girl.
The WORST
Kylie J dating all these supposed young rappers. I mean...I just don't know. First Jayden Smith then Tyga, then rappers with names like Lil sumthin - you know the one's that hang out with Justin Beiber. Oy vey. I don know...Kylie could be headed toward future sex tape territory circa Kim and Ray J...
OH and Chris Brown...(Kylie also 100% wants to be black cause she knows yaaaa don't go back!)
The BEST
Kris and Bruce separating, but like not actually separating. I mean we didn't even think they were actually separating since Kris kept popping up at Bruce's Malibu pad to bring him food and stuff...and they still had family dinners and Kris' house. I mean they like shared a room in Thailand for god's sake! Lolz.
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Kris and Bruce getting a divorce. And then it happened. And now, they're saying Bruce is turning into a woman?! Ugh. SO MIZ. I don't buy it. It CANT be true. It does make sense that Kris drove him pretty crazy though...you'd probably be driven into do some pretty weird shit too. It's okay Bruce. We hear you.
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photos via Kim, Khole, Kourt, Kylie's instasss.
