ALEX FROM TARGET...yes I am THAT excited...

I Was Going To Go To Target To Do Some Shoppinn, SO I Might As Well Venture To The Target In Dallas To Let ALEX Bag My Shizz...Aggressive??  #AlexFromTarget

 

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LOLzz just killing the target game...

 

Well, if this isn't the prime example that litterally anyone and their mother can become famous over night these days all thanks to the all might internet and the social media goddess. Ahhh yes. Where would we be today without any of those things? I'll tell you one thing, we'd be without Alex from Target.

That's right, Justin Beiber is crying himself to sleep right now because he actually had to like, sing and stuff to get famous when really we could have just gone to target and started bagging some shit and waited for giddy girl to take a photo of him and then wait for it to go viral. Sorry, Beiber, but Alex did it right annnd now, within just 2 DAYS, he's become a social media GOD. Yes...A GOD...for bagging shit. Oh yeah, Texas is a great state.

The newly famous 16 year old Alex, who went to sleep one night with 144 twitter followers and woke up to over 500, 000...has now become our favorite instant celebrity. Soo famous in fact, that my gurl Ellen decided to have him on the show the yesterday and the Alex from Target interview is PRICELESS. If you haven't seen it...watch likeeee right NOW.

Sooo, there's also a theory that's going around that this was just a whole marketing ploy perfectly executed but the Target people...hmmm, but by the way that interview went on Ellen...I don't know if I believe any of those crazy rumors. The kid literally seems genuinely confused and star struck by Ellen LOL hilarrr. 


Sooo what is going to come out of this? Weelll, several things.

Let's see...

1. Alex from Target is HANDS DOWN gonna become the new face for Target...and they need this publicity after the whole credit card scandal...

2. Alex is going to be famous...duh. (I mean I worked at jcrew and no one took a picture of me, ugh #bitter).

3. People are saying this is going to encourage kids to get that first job...and that job will most likely be...at Target.

4. People are gonna start taking pictures of likeee every "hot" person just going about their day and create hashtags for them until those random people also become  famous...

5. Alex from target skits on SNL.

6. Alex from target costumes. (Too bad he JUST missed Halloween...)

7.  Fake Alex from target social media accounts, mainly instagram.

8. Alex from Target is gonna start popping up in TV Shows (mainly Disney and Nick), will probably be on the red carpets for things like the Kid's Choice Awards,  even though he admitted that he literally has no talent and he can't dance for shit...figures.

9. Alex from Target won't need to pay for college.

10. Alex from Target WILL rule the world. BOOM. (He totally owes the girl who took his picture his LYFEE).