Happy HUMP DAY!! Here are some NOT so fab looks from Sunday's Golden Globes to get you through the day... VOLIA! Our MIZ dressed list!
We celebrated the best and nooow it's time to take a punch at the worst. That's right, it's time for everyone's favorite post: The Miz Factor's worst aka MIZ dressed list!
So, let's jump to the chase and get right to it! But I'll admit, there were surprisingly no super HIDEOUS dresses this year. Which is good, but not as fun for the worst dressed list. So, I am going to go ahead and say here are some of the top "not so hot" or "non-heading turning" looks from le Golden Globes...
The NOT sooo HAWT
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Rachel McAdams in Lavin.
Spotlight is 100% one of the best, if not the best movie of the year. But, this dress is 100% not one of Rachel's best looks of the year. The gown isn't ugly by any means, but it just does nothing for her and she's fab, but this dress is just drab. Like, red roses? It looks like an advertisement of The Bachelor...
Amy Schumer in Prabal Gurung.
First of all, I LOVE Amy. I mean, don't we all? And like this dress this isn't awful, in fact the cut looks really good on her and they styling is great, her hair and makeup looks really good, BUT I HATE the white chest area of the dress, it makes the dress look like an awkward tuxedo gown. The black and white color block has to be done right and this is kinda...wrong. It literally reminds me a skunk which is not cute.
Jada Pinkett Smith in Versace.
Ugh, this dress is just not my favorite. There is TOO much going on. Like, make up your mind between having a train, a slit, long sleeves, a cow neck-line, a belt, there's just TOO many things! So I say no. Sorry Jada, but if Will didn't, someone had too. Like, what would Jayden say?!!
Uzo Aduba in Talbot Runhof (???)
This dress is so simple that it's just boring. On top of it being basic black sequins, the styling is all wrong. The dress' high neck clashes with the the wavy hairdo and I think there isn't enough happening with her face to the point where it all looks kinda, well miz. The show is called "Orange is the New Black" for a reason sooo like take the title's advice and maybe wear orange and likeee not black.
When you wear the WRONG/ similar style of Alexander McQueen...
Rooney Mara and Amanda Peet.
These dresses are unfortunate because one, they are the same style, and two because well, they're just not that great. They look gritty and not elegant at all. Lucky for Rooney Mara though, she's so breath-takingly stunning that I don't care what she's wearing, but I really hate Amanda's dress/ the fact that they're BOTH wearing a similar style...like HUGE mistake on their stylists' part. Yikes.
SIDE NOTE: But someone who did get the Alexander McQueen right tho...
Ma gurl Caitriona. ALL HAIL!
VIEW our BEST DRESSED list from Globen Globe HERE!
THE MIZEST aka da worst dressed...
Melissa McCarthy in ummm Melissa McCarthy.
So, apparently Melissa has her own fashion line and from her own fashion line she decided to wear this little number. SOO, I admire the concept (I think), but the metallic fabric just photographs like a trash bag...too shinny. Otherwise her hair and makeup looks good, just too much hair and too much dress tho. McCarthy may be funny but this dress is no laughing matter.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Marc Jacobs.
Ehhhh. Maggie is a confusing one. Sometimes she NAILS the red carpet and then sometimes you're like wait WTF?!! Well, this is one of those WTF moments. It looks 1940s vintage buuut like NOT 1940s glam...there's a difference. Like, maybe next time ask Jake for his opinion before you leave the house???
Emilia Clarke in Valentino.
Emilia is such a beautiful human being. I saw a close up of her face before I saw her whole outfit and I was thinking OOOO she's gonna look great, but I was sadly mistaken. I think the concept of this dress is cool, but again I hate the turtle-neck, solid black chest area and maybe think this dress would be better if it wasn't black. She looks super vampy, and could also easily be confused as the female Darth Vader...
Leslie Mann in Monique LHuillier.
UMMMM. This dress looks like a pink sack that was placed on top of a pink, sequin, chiffon skirt and glued together by a band of cloth....no. Long story short, I hate it. I also hate the flowing hair with the high neckline, ugh. I just hate it all. Sorry, is that harsh?
Olivia Palermo in Delpozo.
First of all I have NO idea WHY Olivia was there, so then there's that. Secondly, she shows up wearing this awk looking sculpture dress that makes her look bigger than she actually is. Also, my eye goes directly to that red spot on the dress and it's just so confusing to me. You try to look at the dress without being immediately drawn to that red area...which is like right over her boobs. Ehhh. Miz.
Savannah Guthrie.
The TODAY show host kinda looked like she was going to a bar-mitvah as opposed to an award show...these high neck-lines are really killing me.
