Nikki And Jaun Pablo BREAK UP....Oh? NO SHIZZ.

Nikki and Jaun Pablo FINALLY Announce Their Break Up and Andi Is DEF Laughing ALL the waaaay To Josh's House...Which Is LITERALLY Like 2 Seconds Away From Her LOLZ Atlanta...

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Hmm...but like how appropriate are those hearts tho? #NeversaidILoveYou

A tragic day yesterday, for all of us at home who sit in front of our TV's and consume not normal amounts of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," ahh yes, Nikki and Juan Pablo have sadly announced that after...well, I really have no idea how long it's been but it HAS NOT been long, SO after being together for not that long, and after a season of being on that wack reality show  "Couples Therapy" and JP still NOT being able to say those three small words to Nikki...they two have yes, decided to split.

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt for it....

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Annnnnd end scene. End relationship.

HA. And I mean HA. HA. But, like for real?!!!!!!! IS ANYONE and I am mean ANYONE surprised other than Nikki?! Like, if you can't say I love you to the person who you, I mean, supposedly love on national TV, and you STILL can't say it on some VH1 reality show...then like yeah, it's time for you to finally get OUT of the spot light and break up. Move on. Sorry kids.

I mean sure, Jaun is probably saying to Nikki: "Eees no big deal." And maybe it isn't cause we're all thinking that Nikki should have known better. I mean, JP has officially been named "the worst Bachelor EVER." Like RED FLAG. SEVERAL RED FLAGS. That was without a doubt one of the most cringe worthy Bachelor Tell All's to watch...oh well, that is until stalker Nick admitted that that he had sex with Andi and didn't understand why she did it if she didn't love him. HA. Okay, yeah that was more awk. Damn Bachelor Tell Alls.

So, how is the former Bachelor couple dealing with the break up? Well, through social media naturally. The two have took to Twitter to ummm express their current feelings about each other....


Nikki retweeted Andi saying this:

Juan tweeted this...kinda passive aggressive, non?

Annnd YES, I follow both of them BTW...like before you judge me. Ugh. Embaarrr.

So WHO'S still together after La Bach and La Bacherlorette? 

 

Sean and Catherine. 
I meeeannn...their wedding BEAUTIFUL. I cried. Whatever. Like, they are SO cute together! If you don't already follow them on social media you need to ASAP. The instaaa like the cutest shit. NBD that I stalk them shadly my fav celebrity...I mean Bachelor couple. If they ever break up I WILL be like Brad and Jen devesistated.

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Desiree and Chris. 
Not my favvv Bachelorette couple BUT they're like super perfect for each other. They aren't married yet, but are still engaged and Dez now lives in Seattle with Chris. So, that's something.

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Ashley and JP. 
They're married and they just had a baby...so they're winning.

 

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Alll right so those are likeee the only couples I care about how are still together...then of course there's Ryan and Trista and the ORIGG Bachelor couple, how have been married for some ten yrs or something crazy. UGH, why can't the Bach be like that anymore?!! Miz.

It's hard to feel bad for Nikki, but I mean...don't worry girl "ees okay."

Paula's Divorce and Amanda Twitter is CRAZY...again

So While You Were Watching American Horror Story Freak Show...Paula Patton Filed For Divorce From #THICKE annnd Amanda Bynes Went On A Twitter Tirade...(Talk About Scary)

 

Side note AHS was the shizzzzz

Soo, while you were busy watching "American Horror Story: Freak Show" last night and legit freaking out over that incredibly creepy clown, which was NOT okay, some miz things were going down in the land of screwed up Hollywood marriage and DUI cases.

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 Eeeecckkk...

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Welp, there are no more blurred lines between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. That's right, I got my  E! News notification last night obv, informing me that Paula is in fact filing for divorce after several months of being separated and having to awkwardly deal with Robin's creepily sketchy album entitled "Paula." YUP, clever. While we were all so suuuure that Robin's album was totally the BEST idea to win Paula back...(except SIKE), sadly Paula decided to pull the plug. Poor Robin prounced his love to the world and was featured on many talk shows and award presentations stating that he would do anything to win Paula back...welp, Paula decided to go on ahead and cite the Hollywood divorce standard: "irreconcilable differences" and the two are officially over. MIZ. Paula did however ask the judge to grant the former couple joint custody of their ADORBS 4 year old son, Julian. He's litterally perf.

Ugh, as much as I don't wanna likee make fun of the situtation...I can so see Robin just sitting at home miz listening to "Lost Without U" on repeat...but like, am I right? Lit, sui.

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 Like I said, PERF child tho. 

SO, on a totally different Hollywood spectrum, recently charged with another DUI...Amanda Bynes is back and better than ever!! And I know what you're thinking - hmm how so? HOW is Amanda better than ever? Well, obv because she was recently spotted in the airport in NYC running around with her sweatshirt over her head trying to avoid paprazzi yeeet at the same still answering their questions exclaiming that her parents are her BFF's and she talks to them every day. Aw. I'm sure they're like sooo proud....proud of all her tweets that is.

Last night, Amanda took to twitter to begin her standard tirade. SHE'S BACK. And here are some of those lovely tweets you know you missed:

When it doubt, take to Twitter. You're welcome.

Another Hollywood Baby....Girl...

It's Prince George Against The Girls...Mila and Ashton Give Birth To A Baby Girl...Awww! (But Like...ANOTHER Hollywood Baby GIRL)

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Another Hollywood baby girl has entered the world! Ahh yes. On Oct 1st, Mila and Ashton welcomed a baby girl into the glamorous world of Hollywood daughters. Mila gave birth early in the am at the fame celebrity baby hospital Cedars-Sinai. The couple reportedly came into the hospital alone sans entourage and like a camera crew, lolz, but just with each other. AW. What a pair. OH and her name is Wyatt...def don't hate it.

While we are of course like soo happy for the new super hot parents, lately I feel like literallly every Hollywood couple is having GIRLS. Like where have all the baby boys gone?! I mean let's be real, you can't even with baby North's tude (no matter how cute she is), you wanna be baby Blue (cause she's literally EVERYTHING), and then don't forget that DILF Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez just gave birth to ummm a baby girl, as did Grey's star Ellen Pomepo, and let's not forget about everyone's favvv Hollywood baby girl...remember Suri? LOL. Yeah...she was like the orig.

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 North giving like SO much tude at PFW...maybe she's over it?

But see, if we were living in like 14th century England...all these hot Hollywood moms would be getting their heads chopped off for baring daughters and like not having sons...WOAH sorry, that's what happens when you've watch the whole "Tudors" series like ten time ovaaa. Oops. But then that's also why Princess Kate kills IT with her first born being Le Prince George. Like she's SET. She secured the crown on her first try. Henry VII def hatinn. And I bet Kate has another another boy...you know, Diana swag.

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Like, yup, BYE. She's perfect. 
 

One Hollywood mom who is the only woman in the house and kills it with the boyzz tho, OBV hot mom Gwen Stefani. I freaking love her, but like she WOULD have boys ya know? One pink wedding dress later and BOOM - three boys. But, she's been around boys her WhOLE lyfeee!

Like first it was like those three guys in No Doubt...

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Then it was like her sons...

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And now it's like "The Voice"...all BOYZ. She just knows how to be the ultimate chick in a crew of boys and I just love it.

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Okay, okay, they're aren't just baby girls with mini Chanel bags and pink Uggs running around Hollywood...but there are certainly enough. And just think by the time we're all grown up they'll be OUR AGE!!! North West...(I still NOT over her full name) is gonna be the Paris Hilton of whatever generation that's gonna be annnd THAT though freaks me out, yo.

Like will she be friends with Blue? Will Mila and Ashton's baby girl become likeee super hot? Probs. Will Ryan and Eva's baby girl be likeee super gorgeous? I mean, yeah. Ugh. Oh, baby. Not ready for this.