Taylor Swift Had a Hair Cut Party aaaand You WEREN'T Invited...OH, but Ellie Goulding, Cara D, and Harry Styles were...#miz
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SO we know that T Swift is and Anglophile (I mean, so am I, I know, I'm not one to talk...), but I feel like if the girl isn't out at a royal banquet dancing awkwardly, and I mean awkwardly with Prince William or walking around Hyde Park solo, then she's obviously backstage at London's O2 arena throwing a hair cut party with nothing but British celebs. OH suuure. Talk about Brit LIT (sarcastic face emoji).
Quite rite - if you want to be all British about it. Just imagine this WHOLE post is in a British accent. Just yesterday, Taylor posted a video to her instagram of Brits on Brits on Brits watching the singer get her new hair cut on. Well, sure. I'd do the same thing if I were getting my hair cut. (But like, not actually...). Tay was obviously over her long hair after what I like to call the aggressive head banging incident while singing and playing da piano during her Grammy performance a few weeks ago. I think we all liiiterrally though her head would just roll back and she'd flip over...right? Taylor shared a pic of her new short do a long with her reflections about the death of film icon, Shirley Temple. She also snapped a pic with apparent pal Ellie Goulding while reports said that model Cara Delevingne and ex-boyfriend Harry Styles were also in attendance at the backstage party.
So, I guess this means that Taylor and ex Harry Styles are likee friends? Do we know if she wrote a song about him? Hmm, it's prob "Trouble." OH wait - maybe that's about John Mayer. LAWLzz. I'm not totally convinced that she's over him/that, which to me is the ultimate definition of miz. Too bad he's marring Katy Perry...(ya, I know - wtf?) Whatever, I'm over it. They're both like brunette and like to sing about their bodies, so I guess it works - for now.
Maybe Taylor should just like move to London? But then again, I don't think the Brits would put up with her wining. But maybe they'd go all "What A Girl Wants" (classic Amanda Bynes film - oh. remember her?) on Taylor's ass and turn her into a duchess? OH WAIT, never mind. She can have the O2 arena and keep singing. I want Kingston Palace. Obv.
