Welp, Its OVAA. Kimye IS Married. Finally. Now If They Make It Passed 72 Days...Then I Say They're In Da Clear...(Side note: I Didn't Hate Kim's Wedding Dress...AHH #Guilty? #NoShame)
photo via E! Online
Kanye and Kim in custom wedding jackets just posin in da photo booth...I also don't hate this either...GAHH what's wrong with me?!!
AHHH, yes. Some people (emphasis on SOME) would say that the couple of the year are FINALLY MARRIED. WHOO. Thank GOD. The whole damn production felt like staying up mad late to watch the royal wedding even though Kanye and Kim ARE NOT ROYALS...even though I realize, it may be hard to tell them that.
So, as we all know the couple threw an over the top lavish rehearsal dinner in Paris at the beautiful Versailles Palace, then they flew guests to Italy for the actual wedding ceremony which took place at the Forte di Belvedere aka another castle, the next day. Well, sure. The wedding reception and party was also held on the castle grounds while the family, (unless you're Rob #yikes), stayed at a lux Italian villa near by.
photo via Khloe's Insta
I heart Khole.
Family and friends (again, with the exception of Rob), left that Sunday after the nuptials and all night wedding party, while Kanye and Kim left for their honeymoon, which they are spending at another, over the top, classic, castle in Ireland. Reportedly the couple is said to have a short honey moon lasting only a few days due to the fact that they have to attend Kanye's stylist's wedding in Prague the next week. OOOH the rough life these two live.
So, the shiz that we ALL reealllyyy care about, me in particular, was seeing DA DRESS. Obv. I mean I could care less what everyone else wore, who was there, what Kris Jenner was doing...all I wanted to see was Kim's wedding dress. Kim had said it was Marie Antoinette inspired, which almost made me dieee because anyone who knows me knows that my wedding dress will include an access amount of big tulle and sequins aka inspired by Marie herself, but E! News being the amazing news source that they are, released the first pics of Kim's dress and I have to say for someone who went over the top the second time, (aka her wedding dress when she married Kris with diamond head band an all...), the third time was the charm. Kim really and truly kept it elegantly simple in a costume made Givenchy beaded and lace, mermaid gown. I gotta say, on her body, I loved it. Super, super tasteful. Kanye was also twinning in a Givenchy tux. So far, there haven't been in photos of the wedding party released. #Anxious
If you haven't seen Kim's dress thenn (where have you been?!) JK...
NOW For Random Wedding Drama....
ROB
First UP, the news that is everywhere is that little brother Rob Kardash, did NOT attend the wedding. Rob was spotted touching down back in LA around the same time Kanye and Kim were exchanging vows in Italia. So, what was up with Rob??? Like HOW can you MISS you're sister's wedding?! There is a ton of speculation surrounding the matter, but reports have said there was drama with Rob the night before the wedding concerning Rob not wanting to take wedding photos or put on his wedding attire due to his recent weight gain.(Kim being a standard bridezilla also had something to do with it...). Obviously. Kim is def da worst. Rob apparently felt ashamed and angry and peaced out and decided not to attend the wedding. Sister Khlo, who is THE BEST, as we all know, apparently tried really hard to get her little bro to stay for the wedding and was also upset that she couldn't prevent him from leaving. Like HOW MIZ IS THAT?!! It actually makes me super sad...right?!
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BEY AND JAY
Second UP, wedding no-shows #2...drum roll for Beyonce and Jay Z. Despite what rumors were saying, Jay was NOT Kanye's best man, nor had he accepted, awkward, and he and Beyonce did not attend the wedding. Now, people are saying that the two did NOT attend the wedding because of designer and friend of Kim, Rachel Roy, who attended and there has been some awkward tension between her Jay, Bey, and Solange aka the reason for the elevator fight...SO, Beyonce and Jay decided to skip out and avoid any drama that could have gone down, so instead they sent their love and happiness to the couple via social media. Wedding guests who attended the wedding were gossiping that it was rude for the couple to have skipped out, but I meannn its NOT. Like Bey and Jay are working on their marriage apparently/ prob have betta shit to do. No offense. (I also don't think attending the wedding was high on Bey's list anyways. Sorry, Jay). There have been rumors that Bey and Jay are divorcing due to all of these cheating rumors and Jay "hanging out" with Rachel Roy. UGH. All I can say is, I HOPE that the two DON'T get divorced. Mainly because we need them to continue to be that first, billionaire, black couple, BUT if they do get divorced, then like, they CAN-NOT before the On The Run Tour...like sorry, I'm not.
photo via Daily Mail
Like, have you SEEN The On The Run Concert Trailer?! It's epic. #BonnieandClyde
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But likee, how true IS THIS?! I think very.
SERENA WILLIAMS
Third UP, Serena Williams, super star tennis player and friend of Kim's attended the wedding party in Versailles and the wedding in Italy this past weekend, she was def on her game partying the night away says onlookers. However, da tennis pro was NOT on her game when it actually came to playing tennis on Sunday. Yikes. Serena played a rough match against Alize Lim during the first round of the French Open, she ended up winning the match and moves on in the rounds, but reporters and commentators joked that maybe she would have been...more on da ball should we say, if she hadn't been at the wedding...LOLzzz OOPs.
photo via Sports Illustrated
KYLIE
Lastly, younger sister Kylie brought "friend" Jayden Smith as her date to the big wedding, and while having tons and tons of fun at the reception party, the two were spotted making out on da d-floor. GASPP. Making out?!! NO. Liiiterally, people are FREAKING out about this - like it was a headline. WHO CARES? people are always trying to figure out if they're dating or not, but let's be real, the two are def friends that hookup on da reg...come on, I know you're ALL familiar with that...
photo via E! Online
Pal Jay leaving with Kylie and her sisters the next morning heading to da airport...Hmmm juciyyy
