Tuesday, February 10, 2015

BEST and WORST Dressed a la Grammys

The BEST and Most MIZ Dresses At The 2015 GRAMMYS


Talk about black and white and red...well, on the floor...


Well, thanks to Kanye and his little outburst, my best and worst dressed list is a day late, ugh delaying other celebrity news, but let's be real - red carpet fashion is crucial and we can't just let the red carpet Grammy looks go unacknowledged so, let's hop to it!

These Grammy awards were like all jazzed up this year for some reason. You know, normally the Grammy' are kind of tacky...because it's like not the Oscars, lol. Darn singers don't know how to class it up. Lawlzzz. But, I gotta say, everyone looked a lot more sophisticated than normal this year. Apparently the Grammy focus was intentionally more serious this time around. You know we had the domestic violence awareness, Ferguson tributes, "Selma" tributes, slash 100 billion performances - so much so that the actual Grammy show only announced maybe like eight awards, I wanna say? Like Kendrick Lamar won back to back Grammys and we'd never know!! Also, so did "Frozen"/Idina Menzel - like HELLO, that's shit we wanna know! But, actually all the performances were pretty awesome. I won't lie, I enjoyed the majority of them except for well, maybe Ariana's but that's a personal thing...#overher. 

Anyway, great performances and good red carpet, so let's talk TRENDS!! Eeeeek!! The biggest trends of the red carpet this year? Drum roll for black sheer and embellished dresses plzzzz. That's right, black, sheer dresses with heavy embellishment were ALL the rage at the Grammys this year. It was pretty hot, I didn't hate it at all. There was just a lot of black and white in general, even on stage we saw Katy Perry in a gorgeous white gown, Beyonce literally chaneled God's gift to mankind, looking like an angel in white, Annie Lennox donned black sequins on stage and Rihanna sported a black suit. Well, you know what they say, you can never go wrong with B&W. I stand by that. I also stand by these celebs as best dressed...

BEST of the Best 


Taylor Swift in Elie Saab. 
I mean, everyone knows I am not a Tay music fan, but girl always, always, always, without fail looks bomb on red carpets. Like, her stylist is a styling God and compared with Tay's body, it's likee, what could look bad on her? Ugh, nothing. Just nothing. This dress is phenomenal...I can't even. Taylor, you win.



Jessie J in Ralph & Russo. 
I think Jessie J is my favorite person in the world. After meeting and interviewing her, she is literally the sweetest and she's flawless in person, like wow. A real beauty that one. Besides all of that, she looks KILLER in this dress. Kat Graham actually tried it in on in red and blue on E! , but I am so glad she didn't wear it cause Jessie just owns this look.



Gwen Stefani in Versace.
I mean, in my eyes, Gwen can do no wrong. Also, her red performance dress, which I also think was Versace, was beautiful. She is just radiant. I love her.



Ciara in Alexandre Vauthier.
I love, love, love, this dress. It's tulle or chiffon, can't really tell, but done right. Its just so entertaining, but in no way tacky. Ugh, I love it. I just love looking at it. Ciara has been killing it on red carpets lately. I can't even hate on her old 1-2 step looks when she's dressing like this.



REST of the Best


Beyonce in Proenza Schouler. 
Bow down. She looks flawless. Drunk in LOVE with this dress. Okay, I'm done. #ToTheLeft.



Kat Graham in Yanina. 
At first I was like, I don't like this dress, then I was like, wait, no - I do. I really do. I love the white heels with it. I think it's a unique take on the whole black, sheer trend. I had no idea who Kat Graham was until like a few days ago, but she looks good for her first Grammy awards.



Rita Ora in Prada. 
Ma gurl. She looks like a perfect disco ball and I loveeeee it. Anything you can see a reflection in is okay with me. 



Chrissy Teigen in Emilio Pucci. 
I am not a huge fan of Chrissy, but I am a fan of Chrissy and John together, especially when she is wearing this dress. 



Anna Kendrick in Band of Outsiders. 
This. Is. Fierce. And Rihanna channeled a similar look the same look on stage during her performance. Love, it.



Nicki Minaj in Tom Ford. 
Tom Ford. Tom Ford. Nicki exchanged her wigs and crazy for a classic, sophisticated look. She looks amazing in this fringe, sequin gown.



Katy Perry in Zuhair Murad.
Oooooo. Now, everyone knows I love this dress because it's litterally just dripping sequins and gems. The floor-length version of the dress was on the French runway as part of Zuhair bridal, so couture wedding dress on the Grammy red carpet? Yes, please. This is like my ideal second dress. Cause I'm having like five wedding dress changes...one dress isn't enough. Katy gets it.



Meghan Trainor in Galia Lahav.
So, normally Meghan doesn't look aaamaze, but whoever styled her for the Grammy's did a much better job. 'I'm all about' this dress and I think she looks great in it.




Miley Cryus in Alexandre Vauthier. 
Wearing the same designer as Ciara, Miley looks amazing in this sexy black dress. It's chic, its sexual, it's so simple, which I love. Her hair and her minimal makeup sans jewelry is perfection. #Bangerz. No shame.



Giuliana Rancic in Inbal Dror. 
G looks FAB in this collared, bejeweled jumpsuit, and she looked awesome in her first outfit for the pre red carpet, which was also black and long sleeved. Woomp, Woomp. What a surprise. The E! Network is styling G great in all these long-sleeved get ups, but I just wonder HOW LONG they're gonna keep her covered up for?!! Like, are they gonna make her gain weight?! She can't stay covered up forever...I'm gonna start taking bets. Especially if she ends up wearing longs sleeves on the Oscar carpet...



WORST Dressed, Just MIZ 


Charlie XCX in Moschino. 
I love the fashion risks Charlie XCX takes, and I love that she doesn't give a fuck, but this is no way like best dressed...



Iggy Azalea in Armani PrivĂ©. 
Okay, so Iggy's dress is pretty. I love Armani Prive dresses, so you can never go wrong with that, but it's really just a styling issue that's miz. Like what IS her hair?! I saw plenty of Little House on the Prairie memes, which were pretty accurate. I just didn't even notice the dress first because I was too busy starring at her head...that's like when you it's a fail.



Madonna in Givenchy.
Ugh, like she looked great on stage and I loved her performance/new song/new album, but I just don't care for this get up on the carpet. Great costume tho. She didn't get the memo that everyone actually dressed up this year.



Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood. 
I mean, this literally looks like a bad 90's robe that has been ripped down the side. I hate this. Lol, and I don't like to say I "hate" things that often, but I hate this. And her hair...she's looks like a boy from a 90's sitcom!! Like, this is the Grammys, not Halloween. Chanel your inner Jonathan Taylor Thomas another day. 



Ariana Grade in Versace 
Like how can you and Gwen both be wearing Versace and you show up looking like THIS and she show sup looking like THAT. Like, what IS that little choker?! Don't even get me started on her ponytail either. She's like a little babble head doll. I lit can't. Ugh, if that flap of sliver fabric isn't miz enough, I don't know what is. OH JK - you and Big Sean's relationship...I think I am with Naya Rivera on this one...



Jane Fonda in Balmain. 
Well, Kanye would be happy the Jane was representing Balmain, but this green, green jumpsuit with this long, long gold necklace is just a little too much for me. And like, why is there a belt also? I do like the necklace tho, but it would probably look better with like a black, plunge neck dress on like...Rihanna...



Mali Hunter. 
??!!!!!!!!! I don't even know who this is but this is THE WORST. Slash SO mIZ. Ugh, bye.



One Of A Kind


Rihanna in Giambattista Valli.
I mean, this was the most memed thing of the night. People went crazy, but I gotta say I think Rihanna looks awesome. She literally WAS the pop of color in a sea of black and white. This is straight off the runway, couture dress that they litterally flew to the Grammys, for Rihanna. Like, some poor sole had to get on the freakin plane with this dress, which probably took up the cockpit. I think in the right photos, the dress looks amazing. And apparently she said she wanted to be garbed in gown that you could spot from outer space and when you look at the aerial view of the Staples Center from the awards - BOOM. You can spot Rihanna in the front row literally faster than you can blink...or faster than you can say 4-5 seconds. YUP. I love it. It's pink, its tulle, it's gems, it's perfect. And her natural makeup, which Ri rarely does is flawless. Haters gonna hate because they know they'd look like a fool in this dress.





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