KYLIE JENNER IS FINALLY 18!!!!!!!! YAY! (AND Blac Chyna Says The Car Tyga Got Her For Her Bday Is 100% Gonna Get Repossessed!!!! YAYA!) LOL?
Image sound bite: "BAEE I literally have NOO idea how I bought this car for you thoo!
Love ya!"
Love ya!"
So, what better way to celebrate adulthood than with a fancy smancy party for her and her dollz at West Hollywood's ultra trendy, and I mean crop-top-with-a-fannel-around-the-waist-trendy, Bootsy Bellows night club following dinner at The Nice Guy.
(Bday guests included Gigi and Bella Hadid, Joe Jonas, Tyga, EJ Johnson, Noah Cyrus, that kid who dropped out of One Direction and MORE!)
Bella Twins? Too bad they don't wrestle...
Yes, it was a night to remember. Kylie died her ever-changing hair platinum blonde for the occasion and donned two sequin party dresses with neon green nails, while her sisters and special guests served it up in predominantly black ensembles. (Once you go Black....LOL okay, okay, it's too soon for that joke...or is it? I mean these ARE the Kardashians were talking about and I am Black so I'm totally fine with it...)
SiSTAH sissstahh
So, if you had to pick highlights of the big birthday bash and you were thinking, Kim showing up in a sheer black outfit looking more preggars than ever or Khloe's neon purple eyeshadow....THINK AGAIN! Because obviously leave it to Tyga (aka le boyfriend) to steal the bday spotlight from his girl. What do you meeeeean, you ask?
Well, when yo girl fiiiinally turns legal and comes out to society (LOL Kylie would be the best debutante), and now you can kiss her in public without the world aka the media and everyone who hates the idea of sex before marriage freaking out, you gotta go ALLL out. And ALL out he did!
"No one is toasting this day harder
than Tyga" -- TMZ. LOL, TRUE.
Tyga spoiled the birthday princess with a $320,000 white Ferrari....
Didn't get that? Yeah, okay I'll say it again.
Tyga bought Kylie a $320,000 Ferrari.
OH, still don't get it? Hold on...one more time...
Tyga bought Kylie a 300,000 car...as a present...for her birthday...OH because she's 18...finally.
WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT??!!!!
And the BEST part?! (Cause like, that's not even the best part...)
SOOO the BEST part is...former flame and baby mama, Blac Chyna (or however you spell her name like, UGH speak ENGLISH), is calling Tyga OUT saying she would not be surprised if the car were to get repossessed because let's be real, Tyga does NOT make that much money...like, he was literally worth like 6 or 8 mil when "Rack City" came out and likeee when was that? I don't even remember....
(JK #2012).
Like, maybe Kris bought the car?
ANNYWAYY...I hope Kylie really enjoys her present...and being 18...because God knows, we already feel like she's 35...
Let's list ALL the fun things Kylie can do NOW that she's 18! Ready?!
1. Make out with Tyga in public
2. Smoke cigs in public?
3. Make out with Tyga in public...
4. Umm...make out with Tyga in public without people saying she's a slut! (Actually...ehhhh I take that back...)
5. Yeah, and I'm out. Anything she can do NOW that she's 18 let's be real, girl has already done like 500 times over. So whaetevs.
Happy Birthday Kylie and may the year bring you more expensive vehicles with the 50-50% chance of being repossessed...
Don't worry Kyliez your secret is safe with us...and Kim. Cause she'll prob pay for the car if it's gotta go let's be real OR Kayne will just get you five of the exact same car. I'm not worried.
YAAAASSSS.
SIDE NOTE:
Kendall Jenner's split was on fleeeek
Yes, excuse me! I'll have what she's having.
AND
Remember when Kim and Blac where friends?!!! Like back during Kim's blond days, which I guess this means...it didn't really exsist?
ANNNND...
I shadily DON'T hate Kylie's blonde hair...I know, I know. MIZ. You can take this up with me in person.
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