Bachelor Final Rose Recap: So Andi, Became The Bachelorette, Traveled Around The World, Hooked-Up W/ Hot Guys From ALL OVER The Nation Annnnd Ended Up With A Guy Who Lives Down The Street From Her?!!! OH....
SO, Nick is MIZ. Bottom line. Theme throughout the whole final rose episode.
When Andi broke up with guy, he barely even cried cause I think he was SO miz. He did however dramatically throw away his first impression rose away like OH that he STILL had, #creepy. But it's like don't worry Nick, look at it this way, Andi has to spend her whole life married to Josh and talking about baseball...and just like SPORTZZZZ 24/7!!! Like, no thanks. He's hot, but that would kill me. Like your first love should NOT be your baseball bat...
Nick was so depressed. SO much such that Chris Harrison described his stalker-like depression as: "The likes of which we've never seen on this show..." Ekkkkkk DUURAAHHMA. I mean I CALLED IT PEOPLE! NICKS LETTER!! God Nick. You got it bad like, Usher ballad bad. Stop trying to contact Andi likeee its scary. I would legit have been scared if I was her.
"I think josh is a bad fit for Andi" -- Nick. I mean, well sure.
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| OBV Josh is a CUSE fan...#basic |
So, when Josh gave his SUPER rehearsed and we mean monologue rehearsed love speech to Andi, he OBV mention his "first love - baseball" FIRST. LIKE FIRST. Are you KIDDING ME?! Andi is gonna go to bed at night and find a baseball bat in their bed in HER place. HEYY BATTER, BATTER, SWING!
So I guess, even though Josh's speech sounded again SUPER rehearsed, they seem to I guess really love each other? I mean they would NOT stop kissing sooooo...all those aggressive little pecks? Yuck. Not about that life, but thanks for sharing. Oh well, the one thing they DO have is that they look great together....like they def would have great looking babies. So, that's also something.
Side note: Out of all of Andi's dresses that she wore she HAD to wear that ONE in the finale! I'm sorry, she just wore SO many better ones throughout the season, I wasn't a fan. So miz.
Let's fast forward to the FUN AWKWARDNESS WITH NICK! YAY!
The whole thing with Nick was like cringe worthy. I could NOT. Likee ehhhh, SO awk. You just kept wanting it to end!!! And the Nick was all putting Andi on the spot...yikes. ALSO NICK SPILLED THE BEANS ABOUR SEX A LA FANATSY SUITE. Like I had to rewind what he said to her!He LIT said: "I just...I don't why you made love to me?" AHHHHh!! And Andi got SO awk, as she should have been, and was like UMM OKAY NICK that should have been private.
LIKE WAS NICK A VIRGIN?! I'm pretty sure it was a virgini that's the only explanation for Nick being Like he's SOOO attached to her. It was def sex thing for Andi I think. Lol. I mean, she chose Josh like after le sex with him. I just know it! Oh, and I guess cause Josh isn't a stalker. But, she def bitched Nick out during the commercial break about it...cause like, who does that?
But all in all, Andi looked great! I liked her white, lace dress...wedding implication perhaps? LOLzzz. I'm just excited cause Andi's name after they get hitched is gonna be Andi Murray...like the tennis playerr!! LOL. (Love him). WHICH Josh pointed out earlier on the show...but he OBV had NO idea why "Andi Murray", and I quote, "Had a great ring to it..." #Idiot.
But, hey, according to Josh: "The show works!" Yup. Just like it's match.com or something. Thanks
Josh.
