Can You Say 'Juan Pablo, Juan Pablo, Juan Pablo' Three Times Fast? I Sure Can. JP's Bachelor Season Could Not Come Fast Enough...
I mean...
During Des' season of "The Bachelorette," where she chose the poem reading, super shy, but well fit Chris, we were ALL SO confused when she DIDNT choose the hot, sexual, Juan Pablo Galavis. He was my main man from day one when he stepped out of the limo and the attempted to teach Des how to play soccer...which was miz, cause she'd couldn't but Juan looked so in his soccer gear, UGH I couldn't. So naturally, we were all devastated when he was voted off, but as soon as he got back into limo to head home to Miami, his stardom blew up. I think every girl in the country wanted to marry this guy...or I mean, still does. This was 100% the closest I've ever got to seriously considering trying out for the Bachelor. But sadly, the auditions are over and ballots are in...the 27 girls who get to compete for JP's heart have been chosen and now the list is out. Time to stalk these ladies and see if any of them are even worthy enough for this Hispanic God. Cause I know I'm worthy...#IWish. Anyone else wanna come to Miami with me and find him? It's just a thought...
Click Here for The List Of Miz Women (I only said miz cause I'm jealous...and so are YOU...)
Side note: The one black girl?! I mean...hello.
ALSO
This...
And This...
OH and this...
Literally....Jesus.
