Because We're All Going To Wake Up Every Morning And Re-Watch Beyonce's #VMA Performance...Our MTV VMA RECAP! The Best Moments AND Best Dressed!
So, last night in LA at The Forum, the 2014 VMA's happened and boy did they happen. There were a lot of performances, some standard controversy, some outlandish outfits, and some memorable moments. All in all, everything made for a great VMA performance that will be constantly replayed and replayed on MTV for like the next month, so don't worry if you missed it. And if you did miss you and you just wanna be in da loop, well that's what we're here for. So, let's recap this video music award thang sha'll we?
THE RED CARPET BEST LOOKS
Jlo. I mean literally, does she age?! I can't this was stunning.
Iggy. Versace, Versace. Metalic Versace. Killed it. #Fancy
Victoria. Fun outfit. Fun purse. I've seen her in person, she's perf. So, I really don't care what she wears honestly.
Nicki. This sequined, leopard print mini was so perfect because it was like tasteful for Nicki.
Taylor. Now, this was interesting, but I put her in "best" because of her LEGZZZ. It's like BYE everyone else's legs.
Jessie J. Well, this whimsical. Kinda looked like bride maid's dress, but I didn't hate it.
Miley. Rocker chic. I dig the black and the leather crop with hammer style pants paired with mirror metallic heels. FAB.
Rita. Classic beauty with some red hot sizzle. Def don't hate it. Side boob? Nah, side thigh tho.
Demi. Red hot round 2. I think Demi looked pretty darn sophisticated in this number. Way to jazz it and class it up.
Kelly. Shes pregnant! And looks so stunning this pale sequin number. Aww.
Sarah. Edgy as fook. Simple and hot. I feel you.
Gwen. Gwen made made her first VMA apparance since 2005 and she looked AMAZE in her own L.A.M.B get up. Hot pink - HOLLA back.
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Katy and Riff Raff. Would I like this normally? No. But, I loved the throwback to Britt Britt and Justin's 2001 demin VMA ensembles. Amazing. #Versace.
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Beyonce. I mean, #BeyAMs.
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THE VMA BEST MOMENTS (and by best we also means the worst that were so awkward, they were great...)
Rita Ora's look during Nicki's Minaj's "Anaconda" performance...Lol, I mean yeah. Don't worry Rita we were all in anaconda shock.
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Nicki's wardrobe malfunction during her "Bang, Bang" performance... welp she still killed it. The show must go on...post Anaconda or not.
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Sam Smith. You can def stay with me.
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Jay Pharaoh's Kanye impression and imfamous quote: "Kim and I are SO next level we named our daughter after an airplane that doesn't event exist anymore! " LOLzzz HIALR. Literallly died. He's too much.
OITNB cast looking flawless in...black. The Emmy nominated threesome looked stunning as the presented last night.
Kardashian's texting during Common's moment of silence for Ferguson...sick. Doesn't this kinda contradict Kanye's wholeee "George Bush doesn't care about black people thing?" Umm...I don't know. Just saying...awkies.
Ariana Grande and Big Sean backstage caught holding hands...OH?! I mean...does this really mean anything? Probs not. BUT...maybe. Then again, do we care?
The really, and I mean really aggressive TRUTH ads against smoking...SO AWk.
I mean...yeah, considering all the celebs you're showing smoking are at the VMA's right now, but it's fine. Super awk, but great music doe. I'll give them that.
Miley's "date" Jesse accepting the video of the year award on Miley's behalf and spreading awareness about the homeless youth in Hollywood.
Yeah, this was touching. It's nice to see celeb's like Miley using her celebrity power for good...as opposed to twerking I guess...Nice job Miles!
AND finally...
BEYONCE'S VMA PERFORMACE. Girl Shut. It. Down. It. Was. Epic. She. IS. FLAWLESS. Flawless actually doesn't even really describe what happened on stage...some one invent a new word for Beyonce performances PLEASE!
This happened.
Then this happned. Beyonce crying, me crying. It's all the same really.
THEN...all of this.
SIDE NOTE to da haters:
To ALL the Carter family haters, those who were spreading mad hate and posting negative comments about the Carters being called the "Royal Family" (I mean...they are though...), it's cool. You hate on them, so we're just gonna hate on YOU. We don't accept mad ignorance and racist attitudes towards some of, if not the hardest working and most successful working couple within the entertainment industry today. I mean sure, you don't have to loooove Beyonce (even though, how could you not?), but its absurd not to respect and acknowledge her unbelievable talents, legacy, and the musical empire she has built as solo artist. OH, and Jay too. Obv. Sorry haters, but you have ZERO grounds.
Just #BowDown Bitches.
SO, that was the VMA's 2014. We OUT.
