Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleson are DUNZOO!! But I Mean...Are We Surprised?! Nope.
Geez. The girl does not quit. Do we think all this dating is just research for her new album?! OR is the girl just literally INSANE? Cause let's be real, have any of TSwift's romances lasted...nope. I especially should have made a bet about this one because the rumored PR stunt relationship with British bad boy (well, at least he plays one on TV), Tom Hiddleson, is now officially over after just three months. HMM. A little odd. Well, yes because that was awfully short, but then no because it's Taylor.
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| The night "HiddleSwift" apprently fell in love. LOL. OK. |
So the reason for the rumored break up? According to US Weekly, who broke the news of the split, Taylor is the one who decided to end the relationship because Tom apparently wanted to make their relationship "more public."
Wait, wait, I'm sorry - TOM wanted to make the relationship more public?! And Taylor was MAD about this??! Earth to Taylor - you're a freaking PUBLIC FIGURE! Everything in your life is public! You're also freaking Taylor Swift and your love life has NEVER EVER been not public!! You've got a freaking encyclopedia of celebrity romances that sure as hell aren't public so this reasoning for a break up is confusing to us...
So, I am gonna go ahead and call BULL on Taylor and her PR team, yet again because that reasoning makes no sense. For several reasons:
1. Taylor Swift broke up Calvin Harris in the most PUBLIC way possible and even proceeded to publicly shame him after they broke up and she started dating Tom RIGHT AWAY. Talk about rude.
(Meanwhile Harris wins GQ's Man of the Year Award. Way ta bow it Taylor.)
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| Calvin lookin GOOD. |
2. She took some pretty PUBLIC photos of her and Tom making out like they've been married for 100 years years on a beach RIGHT after she broke up with her boyfriend of a year - WHO DOES THAT?! Not normal people.
3. Taylor put herself in the middle of the public again at her super PUBLIC 4th of July party that she released MAD photos of that have pics of Tom wearing an "I love T.S." shirt. I'm pretty sure he didn't pick that out on his own...
4. Then just a few weeks later Taylor was yet again the PUBLIC eye after Kim Kardash pulled a boss move and called the singer out for lying about not knowing about Kanye's West song "Famous," with videos of Swift agreeing to the song.
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| #TeamKimye |
(Rumor has that Tom was annoyed with THAT. So whose fault is that? Taylor's. Not Tom. Taylor has also been super silent since the snapchat incident. Yikes.)
5. A recent Perez Hilton article talked about how Taylor was frustrated with Tom while he has been in Australia filming "Thor," saying that she wasn't able to see him enough and was extremely needy and controlling with what Tom was doing. Yup, that sounds a tad familiar...Calvin said something similar about Swift as the reasoning behind their breakup.
(It's like HELLO your BF is in Australia filming "Thor" with people like Idris Elba! Leave him alone! Geez.)
So, apparently their break up was mutual, but then again, that's what they said about Taylor's break up with Calvin and we all know how that ended up.
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| AKA leave me ALONE and stop talking shit. And he was being NICE. |
So bottom line is, do we think this whole Taylor broke up with Tom because Tom wanted to be "more public" is true?? Hands down 110% NOPE. Lies. And we all know now this girl is reeeally good at lying. But one thing is def probably true tho and that's that both Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleson are bout to be featured on a classic TSwift album. And like we say in good ole England, God save them.
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| YUP. |
Looks like to me that Taylor's constant break ups will never go "out of style." LOL. Okay, okay, I'm done.
SIDE NOTE: Taylor doesn't deserve to go to da Emmys anyways. You rock that nomination on your own Hiddleson!
