The Bling Ring.

Ah, The #BlingRing: Mila Kunis Finallyyy Engaged to Ashton, While Adorbzz "Suits" Star Patrick J. Adams Gets Engaged To A Pretty Little Liar...(Spencer...The Smart One Apparently)

Spencer and Mike Ross. Maybe he can get Harvey to open a murder case and they can actually find out who "A" is? I mean it's been YEARS...Mike, help her. 

Ugh, they're so  f-ing happy!! Anddd fun! Love it. 

Bitches Be Breakin Up & Bitches Be Gettinn Engaged: Welcome to da "Bling Ring" ladies aka what I call the Hollywood engagement circle. Yes, it's a pun on the movie with Emma Watson, whatever. Anyways, it looks as if some congratulations are in order. Wedding bells are sounding for long-time couple and best friends, Mila and Ashton while Suits star Patrick J. Adams also got engaged to girlfriend of 3 years (yeah, I had NO idea either), Troian Bellisario (I didn't even know what her real name was, I legit only knew her as Spencer and I don't even watch the damn show...)

Both newly engaged ladies were snapped being super casual wearing their new engagement bling. Don't you just love thes pics of them? Like no big deal, I'm just walking around Hollywood swishing my arm from side to side - try and catch a glimpse of MA NEW BLING. TRUE. I'm tryna catch a glimpse. But I don't think these shady paparazzi pics do either of their rings justice...like, they kinda look the same? Idk. I can't wait for some more legit pics later. Lemme see your Beyonce hand flassssh! If you like it, and he put a ring on it...then SHOW US. Obvvvv. Give da people what they want ladies. 

Bling Ring #1

Bling Ring #2 

Beyonce be likeee - "BOOM BITCHES. Check out MA BLING". #SingleNoMore

So, am I surprised that Mila and Ashton are finally engaged? I mean, no. We all saw this coming it was just a matter of time. I mean, Ashton went with Mila to her brother's wedding, which she was obv in and that's when we all freaked out cause mags photo shopped her LIGHT pink dress to white...sooo cheeky. Anyways, good for them. I hope they do a 70's themed wedding...HA, but seriously. How much of the former 70's Show cast, which shot both the actors to stardom, are they gonna invite? Hmm. Either way, I'm sure the wedding will be groovy. 

Now, I am surprised that Patrick J. Adams is engaged to Spencer? (Sorry, I'm like not gonna stop calling her that), ummm YEAH. Only cause I had NO idea he was dating anyone!! Like, talk about low radar. ALSO I don't know what I was more surprised about, their engagement news or the fact that Spencer is 28...28!!!! Like, okay I knew she wasn't actually 18, I mean what actor who plays high school is actually in high school these days? (LOL the O.C.) But, she's basically 30! Like that's waaay beyond high school if you ask me. At least Patrick is playing his age, I mean technically. Oh well, this should be an interesting wedding. The Suits cast vs. Pretty Little Liars. Hmmmm. I mean, I freaking LOVE Suits, can't wait til March, but PPL...no thanks. Whatever, hope they're happy. I'm holding out for Harvey anyways. 

Katy and John No More

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Man, Break UP City: Katy Perry and John Mayer Call It Quits...(For The 2nd Time Around)...Is Anyone Likeee Really Devastated By This? I Mean...Just Wondering...Show of Hands?

This is a good pic of the kidz. #miz 

Well, first Paula and Robin (again RIP), and nowww this. It was announced this morning, super early via E! News Exclusive, that the duo that was John Mayer and Katy Perry have officially called it quits. Cew the sighs and mizz reactions! AWW Bummer. It was reported that the two have been broken up for days and just have tried to keep it on da down low. Well, suuure. There is currently no background info on why the couple may have broken up, especially after rumors that the two were engaged, so this is clearly still a pending story with I'm sure, more details to come. 

The two have had a great year together though, Mayer appearing on tour with Katy and surprising audiences at her concerts, while they two also collaborated on the song "Who You Love," which is featured on Mayer's most recent album entitled "Paradise Valley". Awww. Well, sadly, I guess paradise is not where this now former couple is heading. John is most likely heading back to his emo world, where he'll also most likely be waiting on the world to change...lolz...but seriously, and Katy will head back to her weird, kooky, cotton candy filled Cali-girl world where she'll prob just start reliving her teenage dream. HA, sorry HAD TOO. 

Sultry. 

Anyways, while adoring fans seemed to love the couple together...sadly, the romance between the two singers was again short lived. (siiighhhh). HEY - maybe it's because Katy is a possible lez? Lolzzz JK, but likeee hopefully her breakup with Mayer has nothing to do with the singer locking lips with crazzzy pal Miley Cyrus at Miley's Bangerzzzz concert in LA a few days ago. I feel like making out with girls is getting to be like RUUUL trendy, it's like the new classic Chanel bag? Everyone's tryna jump on dat, but in the end, it's mainly just for show. Girl on girl headlines....sure. I mean Katy did in fact kiss a girl once, and...she liked it. 

ClaSsiC BaNgerzZz

"Hope my boyfriend don't mind it"...WELP  

RIP To the Sexy Love Songs...

Welp, Between Sexy (aka Nude) Models in "Blurred Lines" and Miley Liiiiterallly Coming In Likeee a Wrecking Ball (standaard), RIP Paula P and Robin #THICKE (lolzzz...too soon?) 

LIT started at da bottom (together), now we HERE...but, now were separating?# Rude. 

Well, it's so sad, yet so true. Yesterday one of Hollywood's sexiest couples, not to mention one of Hollywood's longest married couples, announced that they were separating. GASPP. Hearts everywhere were melting. I mean I know mine was...I thought I was misreading something...

The undeniably gorgeous Paula Patton and sexpot crooner Robin Thicke came out with a statement yesterday saying:  "We will always love each other and be best friends; however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time." AWW. But like WHY?!!!

Well apparently after Thicke's hot year on top with the sexy/scandalous single "Blurred Lines," you know with all da nude models dancing and lying around in bed with him, and let's not forget about Miley grinding on his D OH sorry TWERKING in front of the nationnn, (Like siiick Milezz. LIT a freaking wrecking ball), Thicke developed quite the umm sha'll we say Blurred Lines ego? He apparently spent this year gallivanting with girls in clubs, spotted arm in arm with girls like at the VMA's and all this otha crazy shiz, but like did any of this mean anything?!! Is this really why the duo are splitting? Because in numerous interviews and on talk shows Paula had said she was fine with all the attention (aka sexual attention) Blurred Lines was receiving...so like was she actually jelly???

Yikes. 

Paula and Robin have known each other for 20 yrzz!! They met, I guess in middle school when Robin was just 14 years old. AH. So they stayed friends through high school (yikess, which was prob way more difficult than Hollywood), and obviously got married...we def though with a long ass friendship like that, that the two would be together forever. UGH SO MIZ. Wait - Does this mean like NO future sex - No love songs?!!! I'm distraught.

Photo via E! News. Lolzz. I hope this pic was like in 2000. Nice, highlights Paula and DONT even get me started on Robin's hair...like I think it's longer than mine...perfect curls though. 

Just One more. These old photos are GEMS. LOL like are they 12 here?! God, I love it.

The two were last photographed together at the Grammy's, which was not that long ago (Jan 26th to be exact....) so shit must have hit the fan since then, which is even more miz. The two have an ADORABLE son together who Paula gave birth to in 2010, and likee ugh, I reeeeally wanted them to have more kids. Mixed kids = da prettiest kidz. I'm obv super bummed about this.

Like HOW cute is HE?! That's a joke. I want himm. Oh and Paula's outfit too...crop top. #werk.

Ugh, it's tough to say goodbye to these two together. I will personally be "Lost Without U..." (as a couple). #sui. Soo listening dat song on repeat while in mourning obv.

BUT wait doe, does this mean Robin is single? JKJKJKJK...but, seriously...?

OHH BTW...

If You HAVEN'T Seen the the Unrated version of the "Blurred Lines" video...plz CLICK HERE like RIGHT now and watch it...

Entertainment Weekly Oscar Award Winners

"12 Years is Heart Breaking" While "Gravity Is Ground Breaking..." - Entertainment Weekly Breaks Down ALL Their Winning Oscar Predictions...and I Compare Them With My Own ;)

Is it March 2nd yet?!! I am so ready for this year's Academy Awards because there are some kick ass movies this year, like its gonna be rough. Last year we had some clear cut winnaas likee Best Picture? Argo. Best Actor? OBV Daniel Day Lewis. Jokes. But this year, with one of the tightest Best Picture races in years...its gonna be hard to choose just one great film to reign over all of them; BUT if ya pick up the current issue of EW Mag (click here to go to EW.com) with gorgeous stunnas Cate Blanchett and Lupita Nyong'o gracing the cover, you can get Entertainment's top winning picks for this year. Here is just a brief break down of Entertainment's "The Winners Will Be..." article....OH and then, compared with my winning picks too, of course. #fakefilmcritic #wheresmyoscar?

Best Picture 

Liiiit there are SO many best picture nods this year and like, it's so hard to pick one. As a self-proclaimed film critic I obv took upon myself, as I do every year to see as many of the films as I could...I've seen them all except for Philomena and Nebraska, which I know are also amazing, and lemme say its tough. These movies killed it this year. While its a hard decision...EW's pick to win: Gravity, but by a noise. Do I agree? Me: Yes, Kinda. They're second choice is obv 12 Years...and I'm going with that. But it'll be either of these two. 

Best Actor 

I  mean, again rough. They should all win. We wish it was as simple as just being like Daniel Day Lewis by a long shot, but this is tough. Although the talk of the town to win is of course, Mathew, especially after winning both the Golden Globe and the SAG. 

EW: Mathew McConaughey 

Me: I second that Mathew motion. EW has Leo falling short behind...freaking sucks for Leo. He always does Oscar nod roles liiiiterally at the worst time. He's gotta win one day...

Best Actress

Well, this category kinda has the Daniel Day Lewis groove, but with Cate. I mean Cate all the way. Side note: I'm still NOT over Emma Thompson not being nominated for Saving Mr. Banks. She should have 100% replaced Amy Adams. Sorry. #miz 

EW: Cate Blanchett

Me: Cate, obv. 

Best Supporting Actor 

Tough city. All of these guys did an unreal job and def made their characters a huge asset to their films. EW says Michael Fassbender for 2nd and has Barkhad Abdi and Jonah Hill tied for 3rd, but da winner is...by a Daniel Day Lewis long shot...

EW: Jared Leto. 

Me: Jared freaking Leto. Unreal. Unreal. Unreal. Like, bye everyone else...but seriously.

Best Supporting Actress 

Well the talk of the town for this one is that the decision is split between Jennifer Lawrence and Luptia Nyong'o. Sucks cause they were BOTH AHHmazzing. And they're both awesome. The thing is, it's rare to win the double Oscar back to back. In fact the last time it was done was Tom Hanks and '94 and '95 for Philadelphia then Forrest Gump. (He's unreal). Soooo because of that fact...the winnna is... 

EW: Lupita 

Me: HOPING its Lupita. I mean and let's be real, we're ALL like waiting to see what this girl pulls out on the red carpet because she's been red carpet killing it. 

Best Director 

EW: Alfonso Curaon for Gravity
Me: Ditto.

Original Screenplay

Ew: Her
Me: I agree. That was one crazy screenplay, but an incredibily creative concept.

Adapted Screenplay 

EW: 12 Years

Me: Yup, sure.

Costume Design 

EW: American Hustle 
Me: HA, for once I do disagree. I say Great Gatsby, but they are saying Gatsby for Production Design, which true I agree, but for me, Gatsby's costumes rocked my world. Like they were the best part of the movie...sorry Leo. 

Hair and Makeup 

EW: Dallas Buyers Club 
Me: Here is where I also disagree and say American Hustle. I think yes Dallas Buyer's, but only on for Mathew and Jared...

Best Score 

EW: Gravity 

Me: I don't eveeen remember the Gravity score. Like maybe if I heard it again, but isn't me not remembering it a bad thing?? and I LOVE movie scores I'm normally all about that so, like idk. I'm still team Saving Mr. Banks. Hands down. 

For da full list of EW's Oscar Predictions (cause, yes, they're MORE awards...) CLICK HERE. 

Why The BBC Does Music Better

Jared Leto singing Rihanna's "Stay" IS LITTTeraally the BEST thing ever...like I can't... Artist Cover Amaaze Songs On BBC's The Live Lounge 

Soo, if you like bands covering other bands songs annnd also need another example of why singer/actor jared leto IS LITTerally perfect...then you gotta watch these vids...

I mean am right or am I right? Cover songs are soo fun. Well, BBC Radio totally feels me as well. The Live Lounge on BBC radio is kinda self explanatory in its title, but they have artist come on and perform, obviously - live. But to change it up every once in a while, they have certain singers and bands come on perform covers of other songs and lemme tell ya, hearing some of this shiz live is amazing. Like I'm actually obsessed with pretty much all these videos and you will be too after you watch like one. SUCH a discoveryyyy and now my new fave thing. 

Here are few on my favorite Live Lounge Covaaz: 

Jared Leto and 30 Seconds to Mars Singing "Stay" - LITERALLY SEX. It's like you're prob about to win a freakin Oscar for Dallas Buyers Club (go see it if you haven't), and you ALSO sing like this?!! I can't. His voice is literally just saying seduce mee. Ohh man. 

Bastille Sings "We Can't Stop" with some Emenim Flare and a tribute to Miley's Achey Breaky Dad - I mean this just sounds like the coolest shit ever. And his freakkking accent. AGAIN I CAN'T. So beautiful. It's obv time for me to go back to England I'm having serious British accent withdrawl...

"Errrevery in line for thaa BAAHHTHroom" - UGH those Brits. ;) 

Artic Monkeys Sing Drake's "Hold On We're Coming Home" - no words. fabulous. swag city. 

Other AMazE Covaz to watch: 

Jesse J "I Knew You Were Trouble' ( Giiirl sings this WAY better than Tay)

Haim sings "Wrecking Ball" 

Kings Of Leon sings "Dancing On My Own" 

Miley Cryus "Summertime Sadess" 

Watch likee ALL the Live Lounge Videos HERE

Lez Girlz

OMG, But Likee SO OBV, Cara D and Michelle R...Are OFFICIALLY A THANG! I mean...They're dating. #LezzzGO

"I love you guuul" aka "I love you crazzzy betch"

Well, Cara D never ceases to surprise us and now that we think about, those photos of her and Michy getting it ON court side a la Knicks game a few months back were like some serious shizz. They were OBV more than just friends...I mean, I love my best friends to deaaath (Hollaaa at ma #clique), but I'm not making out with them on the slide lines during the game...like oops? (I mean if it happens drunk a la bar...so be it).


Don't remember their full on court side show? Lemme refresh your memory. Check out My Old Post with awesome pics HERE. 


According to the king of celeb gossip Perez Hilton, the two are officially official. The hot model is who LITERALLY everywhere and the Fast and Furious actress have locked it up and I guess, come out? Well, good fo them. Honestly, being a Lez right now is likee so trendy. I mean I'd prob make out with Cara too if she came up to me at a fashion party. Like, whatever. Michelle doe? Not so much, I mean she's hot but like aggresss.

Check Out Perez Hilton's Article HERE. 

Anyways congrats to the happy couple! Like yaaaay lezzzzz. I've been watching a lot of that old show "the L word" on Netflix, or "Le L Word" as I like to call it, and it's really good - its about hot, power house lesbians in LA who take over west hollywood. I mean suuuuuure. I feel like if you're a hot lesbian you can like rule the world. SO to Cara and Michelle I raise my glass and say...umm...#LezBeHonest - ya'll rock. Peaaacee out.




God, I love ya. 

2014 BAFTA Awards

The Brits Favor Outer Space And A Tale Of Slavery - "Gravity" and "12 Years A Slave" Kick Ass at the BAFTA Awards...ALSO A Look At Da Award Red Carpet

(God, I LOVE Award Shows...)

Check out da BAFTA...it's likee kinda creepy...OH

As the Academy Awards get closer, nominated films and actors made a pit stop in the UK for the annual BAFTA Awards. The BAFTA Awards are basically the British recognition of outstanding films from the year...and normally they're some obviously British/international films that are Oscar worthy such as "The King' Speech" and "The Artist" from years back.

At the awards this past Sunday, it was British actor Chiwetel Ejiofor, who is also nominated for an Oscar, that took home the award for best actor while his film "12 Years..." also took home the award for best film. Yay! Next on the "best" list, the sci-fi ish space thriller "Gravity," which took home six awards including best director going to the talented Alfonso Cuaron. 

Chiwetel Ejiofor does the Red Carpet with his smoking hot girlfriend...OHH Suuure, sure.

#winning

Other Award winners at the BAFTAs include Jennifer Lawrence, who was not in attendance, for her crazy role in "American Hustle", former cab driver and probably the most humble man alive, Barkhad Abdi won Best Supporting Actor for his debut role in "Captain Phillips", and the lovely Cate Blanchett won for her role in "Blue Jasmine". What a great crew of kids huh?

Side Note: Of course, my fav category: Costume Design - obviously went to the amazing Prada and Chanel clad cast of "The Great Gatsby". Totally off movie, but the costumes as we all  know were littterally to die for. Like I would actually die for some of those vintage Prada gowns and Chanel head pieces...that's not likeee crazy...is it?

From Best Costumes to Best Dressed! A Look at the BAFTA Red Carpet!

LITERALLLY!!! LUPITA IS A FASHION GOD. BYEEE. 

Oh man. Literally, everything looks good on this woman! I can't. Lupita looked amazeee on the red carpet in this fabulous Dior gown. She lost to Jennifer Lawrence, but J.Law wasn't in attendance which means Lupita wins by default for me...

Ruth Wilson from "Saving Mr Banks" looked interesting in this metallic suit. I mean, I don't hate this looked actually, I think she looks very avant - garde and I really like the red pumps and how the blend in with the carept...Idk thoughts?

British TV Star Fearne Cotton looked looked elegant in this awesome gold sequin number. Obviously, I loove this and I love her hair with the dress. I think this dress is very old Hollywood glam with a sleek modern edge to it. 

I mean YES. Angie and Brad look SO hot in these suits. Oh, man. Angie decided to sport a YSL...I mean sorry, Saint Lauren (eye roll) suit on the red carpet to match her hubby - OH WAIT I mean her Brad...like are they married yet? Kinda confused...

Tom and Rita looking classic. 

Cate B in Alexander McQueen. 

Amy Adams in Victoria Beckham. 

Noamie Harris ( I don't know WHO this is honestly...), but I am OBSESSED with this spot on Gucci number. Flawless. 

Oprah in Stella McCartney but...HOLY HAIR. Sorry...but likee, not. 

Kendall J.

Kendall Jenner Gets Cozy With Anna Wintour Likeee BFF Status, IS Sistaa Kimmy K MIZ About It? #Jealousss?

  Kendall On Marc Jacobs Runway. Fierce nips.


Well, Kendall Jenner had a GREAT fashion week if you ask me. That's right, the almost youngest of the Kardashian klan pretty much did fashion week more aggressively than her older sisters. Jenner not only attended shows, but she was also one of the featured models for the Marc Jacobs show, which she modeled in on Feb 13th. The tall, brunette beauty sported bleached eyebrows (thanks Miley), a cropped short do, and revealing sheer blouse which showed off her nips...(again, thanks Miley). I feel like we've been seeing everyone's nips this year and by everyone's I guess I mean Miley's. 

 

#tbt Kendalls othaa nip pic..

Anyways, Kendall took to the Marc Jacobs stage and later tweeted about how much she loved the modeling experience. Yay! Isn't this like what she's always wanted to do?? Bruce is likee SUPER awk about it while mom Kris like wants to be her. SO miz. Kendall, was then, not only featured on the runway, but later on Vogue.com in which she took series of instagram selfies decked out in designer duds looking ALL model-y and shit. (BUT she looks like unreal...)

Check Out Kendall's Chic Ass Selfies HERE.  

Kendall's little mirror fashion show must have paid off because just yesterday, Kendall was snapped sitting front row next to pal Anna Wintour at the TopShop Unique Fashion show. Kendall sporting all black, liquid leggings, and booties, with a fresh face of barely any makeup looked freaking fierce. And HEY - she even got Anna to smile! #success. It's official Kendall has the in. Before we know it, Kendall will be on the cover of Vogue and we'll all be like WAIT NOO. Shes 18!!! But likeee SO is Tyler Ennis...YUP. I'm over 18 year olds offically. 

 

London Fashion Week Front Row. Hey check out da british girl grom Revenge!! Remember her? God, she was annoying. 

Now, while all of this Vogue success is greeeat for baby sis Kendall, let's back track to October 2013 ACTUALLY - to my first blog post, (check post "oooh heyy - Kanye" for the full story), when Kanye lashed out against the iconic mag and legendary editor Wintour, defending the fact that Kim should 100% be on the cover because she is more famous than Michelle Obama was it? OH that more people would read and issue about Kim because they are more interested in Kim's life. Right. Sure. Wintour then addressed Kanye's crazy comments by saying that Kim would not be on the cover of Vogue because no reality star would grace the cover. Why? Because VOGUE is for people of talent with real notable careers - duh. Soooo, I guess if Kendall ever aspires to be on the mag cover then she needs to add more runway gigs to that portfolio until she's technically Cara Delevingne. Ya feel me? But while I think Kendall and Kylie are kinda brats, I mean they are, Kendall is gorgeous and I'd rather see her in Vogue any day before Kim. I'm all for Kendall's modeling career like you go get 'em girl. Does this mean she's like done with the Kardashians doe? Cause like, Kris would be miz. 

#YouMad??!