You May Have Forgot, But I Haven't...Here Are The Worst Dressed Stars (aka MoSt MIZ Dressed Stars) a la Oscar Red Carpet...
There were some gorgeous dressed on the red carpet this year. We saw a lot of nude tones, embellishments, soft, flowy dresses, chiffons, and then some bold hues such as navy and red, and of course some traditional black. Lovely, lovely. In fact, for once, I think there were more best dressed people than worse this year, but let's just take a look at some of the dresses that I personally thought were like, miz.
DA WORST aka THE MIZEST ---
Sally Hawkins
First of all, if you saw Blue Jasmine, you were surprised to find out that Sally Hawkins is British. Ah, yes, yet another another Brit. Well, sure. That's all well and good, and she gave a great performance along side Cate B, but this girl is SO tiny, like SO small and skinny, this dress just overwhelms her and looks so baggy on her. It's not an awful dress, but her hair and everything with the baggy dress is miz.
Anna Kendrick
Okay, this dress just confuses me? It looks Gothic with like a mullet hem line...like I just don't get it. Black and red can look really elegant together, but this just looks scary. I wanted to like all the sheer paneling and stuff, but it just wasn't working. Thank God she was only presenting...
Glenn Close
Ugh, I love Glenn and I hope she wins an Oscar one day, but this dress...well she looks like Ursula. Does she not? I love Zac Posen too, but this just isn't working for me.
Elsa Pataky
SOO for those of you who DON'T know...this is Chris Hemsworth wife, or whatever. He was there because he was a presenter and he obv brought her along. Like, I understand that you are pregnant, but there is A WAY to NOT dress like this. HELLOO dress like Olivia Wilde OR Kerry Washington!! This is just TOO much pregnancy for the red carpet and for all of our eyes. Super MIZ.
Chrissy Tegan
Okay, so E! had Chrissy on their best dressed list, but I'm not about this. I'm sorry. I'm also not really about Chrissy...like oops? I love you John, but I don't get everyone's obsession with Chrissy. I'm at a loss. And I'm at a loss with this Monique L'huillier gown. It's very similar to the dress Drew Barrymore to the Golden Globes, which was also Monique and was also on the worse dressed list SO, I'm just saying...
Margot Robbie
Now, I LOVE Margot, and like, I don't haaaate her new hair, which is obv for a movie roll - do we like her better blonde? YES. But, she'll return to that. It's just this new dark hair with the black dress...it's like too much. Gothic citty again, like go hang out with Anna Kendrick. Even though the dress is Saint Lauren and the back is pretty with the huge, sequin bow, it's still not drop dead like her golden globes dress was. I was miss the blonde hair, white Gucci dress Margot Robbie. Don't you?
Penelope
Ugh, I LOVE Penelope too. Like, she's my fav, always, and I honestly didn't think this dress was that bad until commentators started making jokes about her going to a toga a party and I was like...yeah, I think my toga was even cooler than this at my ZBToga party SOO, sorry Penelope. I love you, but no.
DEBATABLE aka didn't hate it, but not totally MIZ ---
Kerry Washington
Kerry's makeup and hair is stunning. She looks radiant pregnant. Like, she kills it. I love the color of her dress this subtle, kind of muted purple, but I don't know if I love it. Now, I know she was just a presenter, and she's preggers so she didn't have to go all out, but like Jason Wu or not, the dress kinda just looks like it's wrapped around her body? I don't know. I DO, however like the split down the front. The dress looks really good when she walks, but standing still I'm like ooookay toga party round 2?
Anne Hathaway
Personally, I almost had this on my best dressed list. I think Anne looks awesome. Like all together, her stance, her hair, her makeup, I think she looks great; and the dress fits her like a glove. I really do like this Gucci gown on her, anything sparkling I'm obviously down, but I do agree with some of the comments about the disco ball effect - when the light hits her chest it was like blinding. Sunglasses needed. She should have came with a warning.
Gaga
I think Lady Gaga looks really classic, like for once in this custom Versace dress. I love the lavender color on her skin tone. I think its debatable because people were unsure about the whole scarf thing, it's kinda 90's looking, but I don't hate this. She def looks better than she did in Versace at the Grammys.
Julia Roberts
Julia lands on my debatable list again, just like Kerry did. Do I hate this dress? No. Do I love this dress? No. Do I think it looks good on her body? Yes. Is there too much lace? Yes. Is the lace in the V neck of the dress the best part of the dress? YUP. That's really all I have to say about that.
Worst Dressed Couple ---
Pharell and His Wife Helen
Lavin or not, I'm not feeling this. I mean...are you?
