Prince Farming and Whitney Call It Quits

"Prince Farming" and Whitney Call It Quits: I Mean...Are You Surprised? (Nope).  

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Okay, I know it's mean...but my crazy eyes comment...accurate. Right? Lolzz.

Well, well, well, its only been 2 months since the airing of Prince Farming, aka Chris Soules, getting down on one knee and proposing (in a barn) to happy-go-lucky-dying-to-be-a-mother-crazy-eyes (LOL sorry), Whitney Bischoff.

The two, who claim to have to have split mutually after a 6 month engagement, said that they will remain close friends, but wedding bells were just not in the cards for them. So, what went wrong in Bachelor paradise? And no, I'm not talking about the cheesy Bachelor spin off...(and don't lie, you probably watched it)...we're not really sure WHY  the two decided to call it quits, but it was obvious that something was up when Whitney stopped appearing on the DWTS sidelines to cheer Chris on. And when Chris was interviewed about Whitney's absences, he gave very dodgy answers about her not being there. You know answers like: "We talk about everything on the phone..." OKAY, sure. So, you keep her updated...over the phone? Uh-huh. Got it. But OBV you were lying. Joke's on US because the whoooole time you guys were actually DUNZOOO. Really, silly us. But apparently the stress of DWTS may have been the reason for their hasty break up.

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Awkward love triangle? Rumors of Chris Soules getting close with the other blonde Whitney is his life began to circulate...

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In the words of Nick Jonas, Whitney's thinking: "I still get jeaaaalouuuusss!" Great song.

But the real question for all of this is - were you even surprised? I mean...no. You weren't. Though I actually thought they were a good match, there's always that but-is-this-really-going-to-work-out-Bachelor doubt. To quote Kristin Dos Santos, E! News' television reporter, after Chris proposed to Whitney on national television, we were all kinda just "waiting for the other shoe to drop." I don't think anyone bought it. Chris def settled because Becca was just NOT it and Kaitlyn...well she's just the one that got away, but it was good for her because she was too good for Iowa.

So, with all these Bachelor Nation splits, Chris and Whit, Andi and Josh, it has people wondering - yet, I don't even know why people are wondering this, but it DOES have people wondering - is the Bachelor fake? HMMMMM. I mean is a lot of it staged? HELL YA. For example - Nick Vaill from Andi's season who we were all scared of an totally embarrassed Andi on national television with the whole "Then why did you have sex with me?" comment...well SPOILER ALERT: (but if you saw The Bachelorette season promo then you know) comes back this season to date Kaitlyn like what? WHY?  And the whole sex thing...you know with Kaitlyn admitting to having sex before the fantasy suite on the show, I mean that def happens all the time.

Former Bachelor winner Courtney...you all remember her, she admitted to having sex with Ben her season in her tell all book.

Courtney...yeah she was hot, but a tad manipulative. I recently saw her in LA shopping and yeah, she's just as hot in person. Damn models.  If you catch me reading this book tho...don't hate. 

But because of Kaitlyn's like awesomely "racy" personality, the whole sex scandal thing was no doubt perfect for her season storyline. But whatever, Kaitlyn - you own your sex scandal. She's only doing what 90% of us would prob end up doing in that situation or hell...even normally. Like, let's be real. And Kaitlyn, don't be ashamed. Sure, it's national TV, but I mean you did sign up for that...

But whether the show is fake or not we still wanna see if these people are gonna end up together after you know, only a few months of a dating, so how successful is The Bachelor even? Umm, not very.

Kristin Dos Santos laid out the stats of us last night on E! News. Out of 19 seasons of The Bachelor, only one guy (Sean, obv) is happily married to his Bachelor boo and out of 11 seasons of The Bachelorette, only 3 girls (Ashley, Des, Trista - the like first Bachelorette ever) are happily married to their Bachelor baes. Welp! I guess it really is just pure entertainment, and it never fails at that.

Sean and Cath 

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Yeah, they're kinda awesome.

Ashley and JP 

 

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Just had a baby. Aww. I love JP and his kinda Joseph Gordon Levitt self.

Des and Chris 

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 Just got married. Didn't love Des, but Chris is a gem.

Trista and Ryan 

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 The original Bachelorette and her man. The couple of 12 years and two kids recently renewed their vows. Now that's a real love story.

So, here's to Kaitlyn! We wish you the best in hopes that you'll find some kinda stable relationship from this crazzzy Bachelor experience! She's the shit though...so I hope it works out for her. Though the odds aren't really in anyone's Bachelor favor...there has been more luck on The Bachelorette side...she maybe she'll be luck number 4! (Maybe).

2 Bachelorettes And A Box Of Roses: The Bachelorette Premiere RECAP

2 Bachelorettes And A Box Of Roses: The Bachelorette Premiere RECAP (Why This 2 Bachelorette Thing is MIZ) 

 

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2 Bachelorettes: Britt vs. Kaitlyn 

 

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Two Limos drive side by side (yes, I am assume they planned that), carrying two Bachelorettes to the infamous Bachelor house. Who will the lucky lady be? Well, for this season, we knew how things were gonna go. One Bachelorette in and the other OUT. Like, you ARE the weakest link - GOODBYE! But, when you really look at the big picture, the picture is like SO miz. Why?! WHO and I mean WHO would want to be in this GOD awful situation?! I mean, it's like sooo embarrassing if you think about it. Two women, vying for the attention of 25 men, but the catch? The 25 guys get to choose who the new Bachelorette will be! So, then you have these poor girls back to square one, in the exact same situation they were put in the season before - men deciding if they like them enough to keep them around. 

"Will it be awkward and possibly sad? Sure." HA. Thanks Chris. Yes, that right. Even Chris Harrison admitted that not only was this the most controversial season of the Bachelorette, because you know girls don't like watching other girls being essentially thrown to the wolves as guys pick them apart and decide which one is better, but he admitted that the whole situation was 100% awkward and uncomfortable. ANNND yes, it totally sucks for the girl who goes home...which we all know now was Britt. 

So, why did Chris Harrison and friends decide to do this? Well, because apparently (APPARENTLY), The Bachelorette ratings are umm much lower than that of The Bachelor. So, they decided that they needed to spice it up in some way, and obviously this was the way to do it. Was it a good idea (you know when you think about how the girls would feel)? No. Was it a good idea in terms of getting more ratings? Yes. Cause lemme tell ya, this two Bachelorette idea really fueled the fire.

PART 1: Monday Night, Awkwardness Strikes!  

THE GUYS

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So who are these men this season? Hmm. Well I gotta say, from a personal standpoint, there aren't to many who I fancy. They all seem kinda blahh to me, but there are def some who are better than others. There's two like black guys or half black guyz.  The black guy with the kid was SOOO adorable. He's literally the hotter version of John legend, but obv he wanted Britt so like ugh, bad taste. And then there's the one who ran track at Princeton and like, had a sad story.  I don't love him, but he chose Kaitlyn SOO better taste.

I couldn't understand the guy from Kentucky at all and Kentucky also scares me a as state so,  no thanks. There's a male dancer, a umm "singer" from Nashville, an industrial welder from KUNA?!!! Where is that?!! Ugh. But I mean he picked Kaitlyn, so at least he has a brain. Then we have the "healer" who admits he's anti-social and kisses plants, a few personal trainers, and umm that about rounds it up! Right? Lolzz. I mean, basically.

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I dunno. The only guy I like to see in lotus position is Don Draper...

LIMO PROBLEMS

And so, it began, and I gotta say it's SOOOO awkward. So, we have these two gorgeous women, I mean Britt and Kaitlyn are both equally beautiful, let's be fair, and all the guys. The guys get out of the limo and its SO AWK cause it was odd to see where the guys go first....some would head to Britt and some would head to Kaitlyn. Another miz thing? The convos they have with each girl. If you don't get picked first, you can still hear the convo the guy is having with the other girl. VOM.

One of the reasons why we love Kaitlyn?  She was so open about how awkward it was because at first, like a lot of guys went over to Britt, and Kaitlyn was just making faces and openly like: "This sucks." LOL. I mean ehhhh yeah, it does. Britt also kept pulling in guys for hugs likeee oh god. Guys were saying how Britt wins when it comes to first impression....and that's true. Chris def fell for it. Britt is a great first impression girl, but it's like once you start talking to Kaitlyn she wins, and you realize Britt is crazy. I swear Britt is that bitch is high school who is super nice, and pretty, but you realize that there's something totally off about her aka she's totally fake. So, you hate her anyways cause ultimately...she sucks. As much as I don't want to give into ABC's evil plan and pick a side, I shadily already have. SO BOOM. #TeamKaitlyn. Besides Kaitlyn looked way better anyway.  Wardrobe depart was def Team Kaitlyn for sure.

 

I think Britt could easily join the cast of "Scream Queens" right next to that biotch Ariana Grande. *side eye roll emoji* 

THE INTROS

Let's talk about some of the night's most memorable intros. These are always fun, fun because they are normally crazy.

JJ the uhh "former investment banker" came out of no where with a hockey puck and presented it to Kaitlyn and said "I wanna puck you..." Priceless. Lol.

Ian (our fellow Deerfield grad)  got out of the limo and told Kaitlyn that he was hoping it was her which, gave her the confidence she needed to kill it. Awww.

Britt magically fell in love with the 2nd personal trainer named Shawn, but then he waltzed over to Kaitlyn and told her that like he came for her and Britt heard...and that got awk. You could tell Britt was like so miz about it. 

The "amateur sex coach" pulled up in a car hot tub, also known as the "car pool," YUP. Clever. And "the dentist" pulled up in a I don't know what to call this, a portable cupcake? Yeah. I don't know.

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BAHAHAHAHAAH!!! This NEVER gets old.

And as expected, one guy got blackout drunk, per usual, and turned into the classic idiot that was hiding in the bushes, talking about being horny, and ended up being sent home.  But throughout those shenanigans, I found myself wondering if the guy who came in the "car pool" still had wet pants like throughout the whole evening?

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According to E! News, drunkie is the ex-boyfriend of former Bachelor contestant Nikki Ferrell. She sure knows how to pick 'em. 

CAN I PUT A ROSE IN UR BOX? 

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So, once we got inside the house, I think it was safe to say that even all the guys were like kinda confused when Chris Harrison walked into the room and he was like the voting rooms are open...TIME TO PICK A HOE. (But literally, that might as well be what he said).  Then the guys realize they have to vote for who they want to be the Bachelorette and  it's SO AWK for the guys cause like what if you want one girl and then she doesn't win...do you like stay for the other girl even though you didn't want her? MIZZ!!

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Jesus.

The whole thing was just So awful, and the worst part about it? The phrase: "Putting the roses in whoever's box." Like NO. Just, no. Putting roses in the girl's box...how lovely.  It's so so sui having guys be like "I'm putting my rose in Britt's box." NOOO. Just say, "I'm voting or Britt!" AHHH. It just reminded you over and over again, what's wrong with our country and how this was even  okay-ed to air because like, they so wouldn't do this for men. This is when I really did feel so bad for these girls honestly...like even Britt. Okay...maybe not Britt. Lol.

PART 2: TUESDAY, THE LUCKY BACH BITCH 

 

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Naturally, the end of part 1 left us all hanging, but Chris and friends jumped right into it when part 2 starts and BOOM Chris tells Britt...she don't got it. WOMP WOMP. Annnnd Britt starts crying and is super miz, but she actually held it together semi well until she got in the limo. Which is standard.  So, you're watching Britt and you feel bad cause she had to go through ALL of that to just get rejected (again) then you're like OHHH wait Britt you're gorgeous - stop. You'll get married. Prob even sooner since you've been on TV and now everyone knows who you are. Buuut at the same time, ya that sucks. This whole thing was absurd. We'll agree with you on that.

WHOO HOO! So, Kaitlyn wins and Chris sits down with her and jumps right into again and he's like - you gotta do the rose ceremony now. Kait's response: "OHH I still have to do that?!" - lolz. Ya.
 

After pulling herself together, and a quick phone call to mom, Kait waltzes back in the room and yayaya she is the new Bachelorette! What could go wrong?! OH WAIT. Half the guys wanted it to be Britt. Hmm. The guys who chose Kait you can tell are like totally stoked, but then you have the crew who chose Britt and it was super awk. They literally all were sitting on the couch with "what now?" faces on. Guys like "the healer" were super MIZ. He expressed wanting to go home...but like he should anyways lolz he's so odd. 

ROSE CEREMONY

So far, Kaitlin's front runners are the dentist, who is a nugget, but his teeth are like waaaay too white. Like, Ross night glow on FRIENDS white. I'm not about it. Annnd, Shawn. The personal trainer, who ended up getting the first impression rose. I'm already calling that Shawn is gonna be in the final two cause she really seemed to like him buuut there's something about his nose that bothers me. He's like a less attractive version of Ryan Gosling...but whatevs.

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 Yeah...he's def the one she has the early sex with, Oops.

But despite the Britt crew being miz, guys still wanted to impress Kaitlyn. I think, to be fair, the guys who voted for Britt should have gone home cause then you have those guys who voted for Britt who Kaitlyn picks and they get to stay, which really blows for the guys who got sent home but voted for Kait. For example two guys who who were like go-Britt-or-go-home, Kaitlyn picked... aka the creepy healer guy, and that guy Derek? Idk there's something about him I don't like. His chin is too pointy. And he did this...

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Yikes.

OH and she picked Jonathan...he's hot, but was SOO gun-ho Britt. So, that's awk am right? UGH. 

But WAIT.  AND THEN THERE WAS ONE! Randomly, out of the blue, the Nashville spirit singer removed himself from the situation and set out to find Britt. Way to go! He just up and left. (As all the Britt voters should have done). BRAVOOOO!

Kaitlyn applauded Nashville guy and continued to choose her guys. As for the ones that she picked that chose Britt...that'll come out of the wood work in due time, which will obv make for some great drama.  So, what else is in store for us this season? We of course saw a little promo for the season and as much as we all love to try and spot who the winner will be (I mean always do), we find out that Kaitlyn has a little bit of a slip up. YUP. She has sex with someone likeee before the fantasy suite. Oops? Lol I mean I do feel bad for her because I feel like people do it ALL the time...but it just so happen to be caught in her story line...so ya that sucks. OH WELL! Can't wait to see who she has sex with! It's prob Shawn. Lol. 

And as for Britt? Well don't you worry folks! We've got ourselves a little Britt side story.  Nashville crooner hehe went off to go find the uhh "Disney princess," so I guess well see how that ends as well.

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 The spiritual connection is real.

Welp, the season started out with a pretty awful and umm chauvinistic air to it HA, literally the ABC Bachelor producers SUCK...but looks like were in for a great season with Kaitlyn. Sex, drama, love, sex, emotions, and more sex. Should be as HISTORIC as Chris Harrison says...mainly because of the sex. 

Mad Men Finale RECAP!! #PersontoPerson #Steggy

A Toast To Mad Men, TV's Crown Jewel: A Look Inside The Series Finale and the BEST Moments 

Last night, we said farwell to some of TV's most beloved characters. It was truly an end of era as Don, and the whole Sterling Cooper crew embarked on a new journey, into the 1970s. While we wish it could go on forever, it's a new era, full of new beginnings. After 8 amazing years of television, as sad it was to see the Mad Men cast go, the series finale had a surprisingly blissful ending. I think it was one of the most beautiful, things I think I have ever seen on TV. Simply stunning. I want to run into Matthew Weiner's arms and cry and thank him for blessing us (literally #blessed), for this AHHmazzing, masterpiece of a show. (Then I'd like to run into Don's arms and thank him for his intriguing mind and fab suits...then Sterling's, the Joan's, then Betty's, the Megan's, and Peggy's, even Pete...and Sally, UGH WAHHH!) You get it. 

So, now that we have come to terms with the fact that the show is over, let's revisit last night's 1 hr and 15 minute long series finale and highlight the episode's best moments (in no particular order because every part of the finale was perfect). Whether you think Don finally found peace with himself and used his experiences...on the road, to go back to NYC and create the iconic 1971 Coca Cola commercial, or if you think Peggy was the commercial mastermind with the help of her new dreamboat Stan (da man) #STEGGY, the finale successfully tied up loose ends, but still kept us wondering. 

FINALE HIGHLIGHTS 

1. The title: "Person to Person" 

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If you didn't quite catch it, the title of the episode was "Person to Person." Throughout the episode the cast was receiving various person to person calls over the phone. And while some significant moments happened over the phone this episode - you had the convo between Don and Betty, Peggy and Joan, Don and Peggy, Peggy and Stan, etc - a lot of the IN person conversations also happened in twos...Don and Stephanie, Joan and Kenny, Peggy and Pete, Peggy and Joan, Joan and Sterling, Betty and Sally, Sally and Bobby, Peggy and Stan...you get the picture. Anyway, I loved the personal connection of all the powerful one and one convos that the cast had with one another. Each conversation was significant and brought us round to the end.

Everyone's favorite person to person calls? Which are BEST moments in themselves....

3. Don and Peggy.  Don admitting his life faults to Peggy. 

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4. Peggy and Stan. Stan confessing his love. 

    #STEGGY...or Pizzo? Hmmm.

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Such, beautiful, beautiful TV moments that basically summed up eloquent writing of the show and it is truly one of it's kind.

5. Mad Women: Joan and Peggy. 

Everyone freaked out, like freaked out when Joan proposed the genius idea to Peggy over a couple of bloody marys, of Harris-Olson. YUP. Right then and there we were all praying for a Peggy and Joan spin off. Though we know Harris-Olson did not come to pass, Joan def had one of the best lines of the series finale: 

"Harris. Olson. You need two names to make is sound real...we won't have to answer to anyone." - Joan Harris. A true firecracker. We see how far these strong female characters have come in the midst of all these Mad Men. Hehe.

6. Sterling and Joan. 

I love and have always loved Sterling and Joan. I think they are just the essence of all things fabulous. While the two seemed to be happy in their current relationships, Sterling being the gent that he is, comes over to Joan's home to inform her that he is going leave half of his riches to their darling, blonde haired son (and his grandson Elodie (or whatever) who I STILL can't believe Margaret just UP left. Damn hippies). Sterling and Joan will always have that spark, their connection is so vivacious and alive after all they have been through together, and I just love that.

7.  Viola! Sterling and Marie Calvet 

I mean...anyone who knows me knows I LOVED Megan, lol. The spunky, French, LA living, Pucci mini dress wearing, SOAP opera acting, super groovy Megan. I loved her. Was sad to see her go, but I also loved her mother. Which means that I was obv a HUGE fan of Marie and Roger's relationship. I gotta say, one of my favorite scenes from the ending montage was indeed Marie and Roger sitting in a little cafe, possibly in Paris, and Roger ordering in French and he gets his one last sardonic comment in: "et un pour ma mere..." aka "and one for my mother" referring to Marie. Lolz. They are just everything. I was happy to see Roger happy and I loved that Joan called it "a mess," but it's such a lovely mess.

8. Trudy and Pete. 

Another beautiful scene from the ending - Peter and Trudy stepping out of their fabulous car and Trudy's UNREAL, fabulous outfit, as they hop onto their fabulous private jet, ready to set off on their new fabulous life. I was truly happy for them. Way to do some right Pete. 

 

Fab. Just fab.

9. Holloway-Harris. 

While we have Peggy settling with her man and sticking to her job at McCann, with the idea of becoming creative director by 1980...thanks Pete... Joan went the opposite direction and decided to no longer take that extending vacation. I mean, as she said, she's been to Florida, time to move on. And move on she does, starting her own production business titled: Holloway-Harris. Ya, you need those two names to make it sound real. After all, she's set for life anyways. Thanks Roger.

10. Don.

The series finale begins and we pick up with Don continuing to flee west. Now, not to say I told you so, but I totally knew Don was gonna end up in LA in the end. Throughout the series, Don and his collegues travel back and forth between NYC and LA and LA is viewed as somewhat of a paradise, a shangri-la that is an escape from the NYC troubles. The land of Sunkist, movie stars, European nomads and hippies. But, for Don, LA becomes less of a happy place when we has to deal with his failed marriage to Megan and of course, Anna's death. But, yet again, Don finds himself in Cali with Stephanie, and on the road again to a hippie retreat in the mountains. So, the best part of the hippie retreat? 

a. The old woman shoving Don. HA. I mean...trying to communicate feeling without speaking...she was obv not loving Don's allure. Rude, but so great. Made Don again feel like he didn't belong.

b. Stephanie leaving Don stranded. Yeah...Steph just up and PEACED. Leaving Don to fend for himself. At first you're like really mad at Stephanie because you're like UMM Don NEEDS to get home!! But, then you hear Don talking to the girl at the I guess reception desk and she explains to Don that people come and go as the please...and first you see he is upset by that, but then he realizes - that's him.

c. The red ribbon braids. The iconic braids in the girl's hair are now going viral when fans realized they matched the blond girl's hair in the Coke commercial. SO, was she Don's inspiration? Did Don actually go back to NYC, walk BACK into McCan and pitch the forever iconic 1971 commercial? Was that truly the show's last pitch?! Hmmm. 

d. Don's phone convo with Peggy. Just, brilliant. Award wining, spectacular TV dialogue.

e. The invisible office worker. I mean...I think was probably the most beautiful thing... ever. And I know I have said that a lot, but I really, really felt this. I was so overcome with emotion. At first I was SO confused because this poor, sad, man was talking about how no one see hims and how he feels invisible in every aspect of his life. And I was thinking, okay this is MIZ, but there's only like 8 minutes left in the show SOO where is this going Matthew Weiner?!! But then the guy starts to cry and you see Don having some kind of epiphany. The two characters mirror each other. While this guy goes unnoticed by everyone in his life, Don is the opposite. Don is noticed by everyone. Everyone sees him and admires him, but he doesn't see anyone else. He realizes this and choose to acknowledge this man with an incredible heartfelt embrace that really brought on the tears. I mean I was sobbing. It's fine. 

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f. The lotus position. Don finally finding peace on top of a mountain, with the blue waters in the background. He is able to finally think clearly. No strings, just himself. And his little smile at the end, some people are interpetting as the master finally finding happiness, and other's are of course interpetting as the spark of a genius idea. 

 

"Oooomm..."

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I'd like to buy the world a Coca-cola. Ending with a commercial...phenomenal. 

WHY WE LOVE MAD MEN

Great television presents itself in the form of Mad Men. There has never been a show that so eloquently describes this era. It's truly brings the 1960s back to life, so much so that as a viewer you feel physically drawn into the show. I feel as if I'm living their lives with them. I feel apart of the story, apart of the journey, apart of the history and all the incredible discoveries. Mad Men is one of the first TV shows to genuinely make me feel. For me, it was more than just a TV show. As an art, history, and fashion enthusiast, MM was like a live archive that I could watch over and over with beautiful stories, impeccable characters, striking costumes and sets, and remarkable truth. Everything about Mad Men was and felt so real. And that's one reason why it is one of, if not, the BEST modern American TV classic. After 8 years, I am obviously SO emotionally invested in the show.  It is a true television masterpiece and it's tough to see it go. Thanks for the spectacular era. 

"The best things in life are free."

MY FAV EPISODES

The Wheel 

The Crash 

The Strategy

The Suitcase 

Babylon
Anything with Megan

VIEW Entertainment Weekly's FAV EPSIODES HERE ! 

Bye. Wahhhh.

MET GALA 2015 BEST DRESSED

Best Dressed of the 2015 "China Looking Glass" MET GALA

GALA ROYALTY

Rihanna in Guo Pei.
I mean, look who just joined the royal family.  Princess Charlotte (Elizabeth Diana) may be the future Queen of England, but for time being, Rihanna is wearing the crown. I love this so much, it just the definition of MAGNIFICENT.  Whether you hated it or loved it, doesn't matter cause it's the thing we're always gonna remember from the 2015 gala. Stole the show, stole the crown, bow down bitches...sorry Bey.

Kerry Washington in Prada.
From every angle, this dress is just spectacular. Kerry is a vision in this elaborate Prada work of art. She literally is the belle of the ball in this dress. And the green shoes? I love everything. Such an air of elegance, I tell ya. I would pass the crown down to Kerry after Lady Ri. Also cudos to Kerry for bringing her hubby to the gala last night...like she never brings him anywhere, LOL. So, it was nice to see him. Just saying.



Gaga in Balenciaga.
What else is there to say? She's Gaga. She's everything. This look on her is just amazing. I love the aggressive angles and the details on the dress are so extravagant with the feathers? It's like avant-garde Asian, and I just dig it. Yes, I dig it. My favorite part about the outfit is the headpiece. We saw some amazing accessories on the carpet last night, and besides Ri's bejeweled crown, this one of my favorite head pieces by far. Gaga-ooh-la-la. Always.



SJP in H&M.
Haters gonna hate on SJP's mega headpiece, and there were a lot of great memes, but SJP is the definition of "Go big or likeee BYE." If you look at all her former MET Gala looks, she just goes SO big, and she loves the dramatic. Remember her punk themed head piece? Yup. SJP rocks this headpiece and let's be real, if anyone else wore it you'd be like wtf?! And grant it, when you first saw SJP you were still like - wtf? But, you were more like wtf...OH classic SJP.



Karen Elson in D&G.
Some of us are still a little pissed at D&G for their incredibly rude remarks against gay parenting, buuuut, I love, love, love this look. Why? Because its big, it's royal, its stunning. The gold, gilded corset was basically molded onto Karen's body...like what?!! And it's just embedded with jewels. And the crown?!!! GASP. Gorgeous. She looks like a Byzantine goddess and I love it.




Fan Bing Bing in Christopher Bu. 
This was probably my favorite look of the night, actually. I LOVE this. The gorgeous embellished gold dress hidden underneath this wonderful ornate cape was just everything. I also love the pop of orange on the lip, it's just all so beautiful. I love it so much. Besides Ri's crazy cape, this is the dress I would have wanted to steal the most. So STUNNING. I can't...even.

Beyonce in Givenchy.
"I Know Ya'll Care!" YUP. Queen Bey and Jay showed up LATE to the red carpet, literally just as the carpet was closing, typical. Gotta make that entrance tho. Queen Bey looked stunning in her sheer, crystallized, Givenchy number. Bey has worn Givenchy to the MET Gala for the last few years and she just rocks it. Even though people are comparing Kim, Jlo, and Beyonce - talking about a "naked sheer off," I feel - no wait, I know Beyonce wins the naked sheer off with flying colors. Sorry, Kim. Sorry, JLo. I don't currrr if ya'lls butts are bigger...it's just not Beyonce glam.


WOWZA.




GALA BEST

Lizzy Caplan in Donna Karan.
Lizzy Caplan is all grown up! And not only is she a Master of Sex, she is a master of the MET Gala red carpet theme! I have to say, I think this was one of the most beautifully interpreted looks on the carpet last night. She just did the theme so perfectly without it being overkill. The stunning pink dress was adorned with Asian inspired embellishments, as were her stunning earrings, and I love the dark red lip against the soft pink, SO flawless. Literal China Looking Glass perfection. Lizzy - you're awesome.



Kate Hudson in Michael Kors.
I love this, so much. This was one of my favorite looks of the night. I love the texture of the gold fabric, that just fits her to the tee. And the head piece on the side of her head is amazing. I think she looks so glam, so elegant. She's glowing. Nice work MK.



Anne Hathaway in Ralph Lauren.
So, there were a lot of great memes about this dress also...most of them referring to Maryweather lol, but I actually really love this look. I am all about the sleek, gold dress, like Kate Hudson's, so I love this. AND I love the hood too...YUP. I said it. Cause not everyone can pull this look off and I think she does beautifully. Sorry guys, I'm not one of those Annie H haters. I shadily love her. Guilty.



Poppy Delevingne in Marchesa.
I mean, this is just...stunning. I really don't have anything else to say. OH, but awk that I have Poppy on Best Dressed and Cara....ehhhh didn't make the cut. Oops? You get 'em big sister! It's like a Beyonce - Solange red carpet situation if ya feel me.



Kendall Jenner in Calvin Klein.
This is what we call causally chic or simply sophisticated. This CK dress is just stunning. But, it's SO simple. The green beading and the open side panels, is like all Kendall needed. She has on nude makeup, no other accessories, and she looks like a show stopper. This was by far the best minimalistic look of the evening. So, effortless God damnit. Don't you hate her? Lolz...BUT like...kinda. It's fine, I hate Gigi more. Haha.



Rosie Huntington Whiteley in Versace. 
I mean LIT...this dress literally just says go kill yourself because no one will ever look as good as Rosie does in this dress, LOL. She actually looks AHH-mazing. Though this Versace gown has been worn on several celebs, the peach color on her skin tone with that dark lip is just flawless.



Diane Kruger in Chanel.
So much Chanel, so little red carpet. There were a few pants on the red carpet last night, and some jumpsuits, but I just think Diana slays this look. I love, love, love, the pants under the embellished top. Her hair and make up are also so on point and the little, red, beaded bag...perf. I love this look because it is SO different from everything else you saw on the carpet and she just owns it...but where was PACEY?!!



Selena Gomez in Vera Wang.
I love this look on the umm former Disney star. I just love the simplicity of the white and black outfit with that bold red lip. I'm obsessed with the black tassels and the beautiful white flowers in her hair. I just think she looks sooo freshingly beautiful, and like SO free of Beiber. LOL...who is apparently all over Kendall now. Hmm what a fun red carpet!



Emma Roberts in Ralph Lauren.
I don't know why, but I love this green dress. The theme of the night brought out a lot of reds and golds, but I love the pop green worn by Emma and of course, Kendall J. I just think this dress is SO chic, and again, so simple, but at the same time makes such a bold statement. My favorite part of the look? The dragon clutch. UGH, amazing.



Emily Blunt in Prada. 
It's no secret I just love Emily Blunt. And I think anything looks good on her and she always looks so elegant especially in this exquisite pale, blue Prada number. The best part about the look? The navy cape that is barely hanging off her shoulders. This look from the accessories, to her hair and makeup is just SO on point. Love it. She looks like the first lady of the MET Gala.



Katie Holmes in Zac Posen.
At first, when I saw this dress, I was like OH it's black...whatever. Lol. And I don't really love Katie Holmes, but they way this dress photographs is so epic. It's stunning. I love all the sparkles and how the bottom really looks like a Chinese painting. It's like looking at the stars in the sky with a telescope and I think that's what makes it unique. It's so beautiful and the cut-out in the back of the dress was an awesome little surprise. Good work Katie. (And no I don't mean Jamie Foxx HA).



Nicola Peltz in Hugo Boss. 
Our fav girl looking impeccable on the MET carpet. This is another example of simply chic and effortlessly elegant. Not drastically over stated, just the perfect amount glam...Nicola totally owns this Hugo Boss gown. And my fav part? The plunge neckline with the gorgeous long necklace. The perfect amount of bling. Congrats Nic! Way to stun (but, let's be real...the girl is always garbed in the best carpet looks)!




Dakota Johsnon in Chanel.
Okay, so when I first saw this look, I was like okay, so she has on like sequin dress that looks like something I would wear to formal...what's so special about that? But, then I looked at the whole outfit together and they way it is perfectly styled with the little oriental doll purse and her hair and eye makeup is just perfect. It added some fun to the carpet. So, I took it all back, I love it. Gimme that little purse thooo!!





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