Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Beyonce Haters are The Mizest...

Haters Be Hatinn On Bey's Time Magazine Cover Because She Is Pantless...HA! If You're Hating On Queen Bey It's Cause You're OBV Jealous Of Her Time Magazine Thigh Gap...Be Honest...


photo via E! Online from TIME


LOOK MA - NO PANTS! Yup. That's basically what's on everyone's mind right now when it comes to Beyonce's TIME magazine cover. People are CRAZY. Like, let's totally ignore the fact that she was nominated for one of the world's most influential people and has literallly change the music industry one Bey Hive at a time. Like, yeah. Let's forget that and talk about how she has no pants on...LITERALLY?!! 

What's wrong with people?! The girl looks #flawless (obv), in a vintage bikini set channeling the days of Marilyn Monroe, with a fabulous sheer over lay. She looks simplistically sexy, yet conservative. I'm sorry, but she looks effortless chic, and stunning. I don't get why its such a big deal...like if the TIME magazine peeps wanted the girl in pants, she'd be wearing pants. Its NOT like she's in a freakin Sports Illustrated bikini!! I mean she looks classy and the white is if anything, innocent. There is LIT NOTHING risque about this photo so, like getttt OVVER IT. Honestly, I hope all these people who are criticizing Bey aren't going to da "On The Run" Show...just saying. #fakefans.


Besides the whole, being pantless thing, people were also saying a whole bunch of other miz things likeee she looks too skinny (she's not), her hair is way to blonde (I mean, its blonde most of the time), she looks white (I meannn but SHE'S NOT), and the ever SO classic finger point at her "skinny thigh." People are like, SO angered about her thigh gap. LOLzzz. Please. Beyonce is probably more fit than likeee anyone every the way she basically has to pop-lock-and-drop-it every second of the day. SHES FREAKIN TONED AS FOOK. I mean there was def some photo-shopping but like, that happens to everyone on a mag cover, so it's like, what do you want from her?? 


Being a Beyonce #Yonce hater, is actually the MIZEST. So don't be a hater, and just go buy your "On The Run" Tour tix.

#BowDown