Barbie and Ken...Hate Each Other?! UGH Miz. Don't Tell Da Kidzzz....
Okay, be honest, how long can you look at these pics of these plastically (is that a wordd??) enhanced Barbie and Ken...people? Can I even call them people?!! Anyways, I think we can all agree that they are kinda scary looking. Like when the Barbie person isn't moving her mouth, she looks like a straight up doll...but, I guess that was the intention. #Yikes.
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Valeria Lukyanova has taken it upon herself to look EXACTLY like Barbie. She opens up to GQ mag, about her surgery and her beliefs...I know, I know. It's freaking crazy. First of all, she claims she's only had like one surgery. Like OH PLEASE. Like, why would you lie?? Heidi Montag admitted to having 10 plastic surgeries and SHE didn't EVEN look like Barbie...but, she sure did look plastic doe. And Valeria basically changed everything about herself, but OH, since you can't surgically change your eye color, naturally she covers her green eyes with HUGE wide-eyed, blue contacts. Creep city.
LITTTT?!
So, what's up with this Barbie chick? Well, for one thing she doesn't believe in settling down with a family and kids. Actually, she doesn't believe in the idea of kids because she doesn't believe in the idea of ruining her body. OH OBV. She also told the magazine that mix raced kids were ruining the world. So, now she's just hating on everyone. She's essentially a Barbie Nazi. But like what about all the other barbies that AREN'T blonde?! #rude.
"It's unacceptable to me," she explained. "The very idea of children brings out this deep revulsion in me…I'd rather die from torture because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle." -- Valeria on having a family.
quote via E! News
Apparently though, we're not the only ones hatinnn on Barbie. OH NO. Her supposed boyfriend, Ken, is hating on her pretty hard. Justin Jedlica has had a reported 140 surgeries (like HOW are you alive?!) to look like his body idol, the Ken doll. Ugh, gross. But even though he is just as much to blame for looking crazy as Valeria, Justin thinks Valeria is crazy and that she is really nothing special. Like, oh okay, you tell em Justin...I mean Ken? Whatever. It's confusing.
Best fraandz.
Valeria presents herself as a real-life Barbie doll, but she is nothing more than an illusion who dresses like a drag queen," he reportedly said. "Unlike me, who has spent nearly $150,000 permanently transforming myself into a human Ken doll, Valeria just plays dress up. But as soon as you wipe away all that makeup, she's just a plain Jane and there's absolutely nothing special about her." -- Justin on Valeria.
quote via E! News
Well there you have it. A full on "Toys R Us" feud. Maybe the Toy Story guys over at pixar will use Valeria and Justin as a story line for the Barbie and Ken in the movie? Too much? No. Too much is...are these crazy people and their surgeries.
I mean, Barbie looks 10 times better than Valeria...
