Rob Pats And FKA Twigs Are Engaged!!! But Like...Whatevs??
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Soo, I believe congratulations are in order for Rob Pats and his girlfriend - OH, I mean fiancee, FKA Twigs, who are now engaged!! WOOT WOOT! Or likeee woot woot? Lol, I mean do you care...or do you like...not care? The couple, of only six months, confirmed their engagement with PEOPLE Mag, after fellow friend and rapper, T.Pain accidentally spilled the beans in an interview with Vulture...but then tried to cover it up as a lame April Fool's prank. Nahhh T. Pain we see through that witty humor of yours - good try tho.
View the full PEOPLE Mag article HERE!
Also, not gonna lie...I didn't really know who FKA twigs was when word was spreading that Rob Pats was dating someone new...I mean, the only thing I know about with a three cap letter name that love is F.A.O Swartz...HA. Am I right, or am I right? LOL. I'm right. Cause like what IS FKA twigs?! I mean you may know better than I do, but I don't. SO #guilty.
While it seems that Rob and FKA are moving a little fast, they seem to really dig each other...(yup, I said dig. I'm and old soul. Get over it). The two quickly exchanged promise rings as their relationship became more serious, so it seems that their engagement was somewhat inevitable. Hmm wonder what former flame Kristen Stewart thinks? UMM she's prob likee WHO CARES. #ChanelModelingAllDay!
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I mean, I kinda don't hate KStew as a model...I like it WAY more than her acting lolz
SO, Rob Pats is great and all, but I don't know about you, but I'm likee kinda over the whole "mystic" and "allure" of Rob Pats. Like, that kinda died with the Twilight saga for me....lol. He's no longer my fav sexy Brit, cause like, let's be real, there are SO many. Ahhh those British men. Currently, I'm more into Rob Stark dressed as Prince Charming. (Smirk face emoji). I mean, come on, that's HOT.
Stark, I mean Richard Madden, opened up to Jimmy Kimmel on the ABC show about playing the dashing Prince Charming opposite the stunning Lily James in the world's number 1 movie, Cinderella. Seeing as the movie is a Disney production, Madden talked about how he had to go through several lighting and riding test in mulitple pairs of tights - I MEAN pants, for his Prince Charming costume to make sure that, well, his bulge wasn't...bulging. LOL. I mean sure, sure. We get it. It's a family film. We can't have the kids staring at Prince Charming's package the whole time! (Oh, heavens NO).
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I mean...
( But when the "kids" are 20 and 24...like me and my sister who saw Cinderella litterally the DAY it came out...then the "kids" are prob gonna look anyway...especially when we know Disney is trying hard to hide it LOL ;) ) #Guilty again.
Well, anyway, congrats to Rob and FAO Swartz - OH, whoops, I mean FKA twigs! LOL. JK (not Simmons). I hope the two live a wonderful, hippie, indie-rocker life together. They'll def have pretty babies FER SURE. Yeaaaaah.
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But like, they know that. #MixedBabiesAllDay
