Worst Dressed a la Met Gala
Welp, here they are. The worst of the most MIZ dressed celebs from Monday night's Met Gala. We shared who we though SLAYED the carpet on fashion's biggest night, but here are all the people who definitely missed the mark. Just because Comme des Garcon is a little out of the box, doesn't mean people had to show up looking less enticing than well, a box.
Here's our list of the worst dressed peeps at the 2017 gala!
(Miz) Madonna in Moschino.
So, Madonna is the Queen, for sure. But, for some reason, at the Met Gala, Madonna either has her ass out OR she's wearing a diamond grill like she's a member of Three Six Mafia. So, while we have to honor Madonna for being - Madonna, this G.I.Joe costume with detachable cameo net is just waaaay to costume-y for us. And were not talking Katy Perry Met Gala costume-y, we're talking Party City costume-y. But one thing that was pretty fly was the fact that she had rose in her canteen. HELL YAS guurrl. You earn brownie points for that. Drink the bad fashion sorrows away!
Sofia Sanchez Barrenechea in Comme des Garcon.
Umm. Ummm. Ummmmmm. Yeah, all I have to say about this look is that Sofia ova here WISHES she looked like what Rihanna looked like in CDG. But for some reason, and I can't quite put my finger on it, Sofia doesn't look half as good as Rihanna AND she's showing like way more skin. I couldn't figure out where Ri Ri's other arm was and she STILL looked better. YIKES. Also those suede booties look exactly like the booties I used wear out to the bar in college. So, just no.
Caroline Kennedy in Comme des Garcons.
Ugh, now we LOOOVE Caroline Kennedy. I mean HELLO bow down to OG of the Kennedy fam. And we LOVE that Caroline decided to go ALL OUT for this year's gala by wearing the honored designer buuuut, sadly, Caroline just isn't really a CDG girl. I love that she tried and I love that she really wanted honor Rei, buuut I would have been okay just seeing JFK's daughter in some kinda awesome gown. Is that just me?
Claire Danes in Monse.
Ugh, Claire. The Homeland actress decided to do a complete and I mean complete 180 from her Met Gala look last year, to well, this. She went from a glow in the dark Cinderella sensation, to this confusing trouser look. Now, I understand that the deconstructed blouse is totally in style, and I want to appreciate the look BUT instead of looking Comme des Garcons trendy, she looks more like an extra from Pirates of the Caribbean. Sorry, it's just too messy for me. Plus her make up and hair styling is also ALL wrong. Last year she was glowing (literally) and this year, well, she looks like Captain Sparrow's wife. Is she in the new sequel? LOL.
Karlie Kloss in Brandon Maxwell.
We all know Karlie is a beautiful girl. Whatever. I don't care what you say, the model did NOT serve us ANYTHING in this boring suit dress. Is it ugly? No, but it doesn't really look tailored to her body and also I am not a fan of her new hair cut. It kind of looks like a lopsided wig. And if she was so set on wearing this hair, she should have worn a waaay more dramatic outfit because this whole look is doing literally nothing for her model frame. Her legs are the best part of her outfit but this isn't the LEG GALA!!!! Ugh, miz.
Paris Jackson in Calvin Klein.
Ugh, so I hate putting Paris on the worst dressed list because I am SO HERE for Paris Jackson. I love ALL the model moves she's been making, I think she's so edgy, chill and cool. I'm def here for her. BUT, after her super hot, channeling Madonna Harper's Bazaar cover, I was expecting a lot more from Paris on this carpet. I know this is her first Met Gala, but you would think you'd want to do something a little bit more exciting than just a simple little black dress that I'm pretty sure I could wear to work and no one would still say anything about it because it's that basic. The Met Gala is the time to DO MORE not less. Come on Parisssss.
Hailee Steinfeld in Vera Wang.
This outfit actually gives me so much anxiety. Why? Because there are TOO MANY THINGS GOING ON. First you have the shoulders showing, then you have this high-chested peplum (which should be around the waste if it's a peplum), THEN she's wearing these like hot-pant shorts that are covered by a train, but are open in the front with this middle slit - not to mention the oversized sleeves. WOW. Basically, to sum it up - she looks like trying to pull of this modern day samurai/military sergeant look and I am just NOT here for it. At all.
Mandy Moore in Michael Kors.
And the other boring black dress award goes to Mandy Moore! Mandy may have slayed in her stunning Golden Globes red carpet look, BUT this black dress does not cut it. But even though her red carpet look didn't exactly blow us away, her hair and make up is ON POINT. She channeled Rihanna with the illuminated lavender eyes and with her deep brows and glowing skin, her makeup was really her BEST attribute of the night. So we're giving you serious credit for that Mandy. Solid try.
Thandie Newton in Monse.
Like Danes, Thandie also chose designer Monse for this year's gala and I have to say, Monse wasn't a great choice for either of them. Ugh, y'all know I LOVE Thandie. I think she's the greatest, but I hate this look. Not only does it NOT emulate the theme at all, she looks like a Mexican cha-cha dancer. The over-the-top floral head dress is one thing, but then the bright red, drawstring dress is like a whole 'nother thing. Now, does she look good in her slit? Yes. But I hate the one should thing and what I reeeally hate, which I think ruins the look further is her makeup. AHHH. Like WHY is her smokey eye SOO smokey?!! She looks like she's celebrating Day of the Dead! I just can't. It's so miz.
Evan Rachel Wood in Altuzarra.
Welp, another West World flop. So, I don't necessarily think Evan's full look is awful. I mean she always wears Altuzarra on the carpet and has a thing for pants, so this much I expected. But it's the styling that's all wrong. Similar to her co-star Thandie, Evan's eye makeup is a nightmare. Literally. She looks like those little skeleton characters from A Nightmare Before Christmas LOL. I mean, I know she was once married to Marilyn Manson, but that doesn't mean she needs to show up to the Met Gala looking like him.
Hailey Baldwin in Carolina Herrera.
So, Emmy Rossum wore Herrera and SLAYed the Met carpet. BUT Hayley, ehhh she looks like a confused ballerina cupcake. I can't decide which one. Now, anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE tulle and I love crop tops, so together that should be an awesome match right? Well, not here. First all of, the awkward leather crop looks waaay to small for Hailey's boobs, like it looks like its going to fall off, and the tulle skirt looks like tiers of cupcake holders. And the vintage head piece has literally NOTHING to do with the look at all. I wish the look was just a full DRESS with NO crop top, no choker and NO head piece. Then it would be awesome. But it would still have NOTHING to do with the theme.
Chrissy Teigen in Marchesa.
Woof. Oy. So many sounds because I have SO many emotions about this look. I LOVE Chrissy and Marchesa is like my fashion bible when it comes to red carpet looks but this look is SO over the top that it's just a MESS. Like a straight up MESS. There is way to much going on. Every inch of the dress has something different to the point where you eyes are just sooo stressed out from looking. The Cut even called this look "a blizzard of confusion," because it looks like a Syracuse night in February. LOL. It's just bad. Georgina Chapman, Marchesa's chief designer, looked UNREAL and in her own design and essentially showed up the celebrities that she dressed. WOOF.
Bella Hadid in Alexander Wang.
Okay, so is this an ugly outfit? No. In fact, a profile view of this look is freaking hot. Bella looks UNREAL. And the back? The back detailing is SO beautiful. But from the front, I don't know, it kinda just looks like sparkly pjs that are too tight in the crotch. YUP. I would have LOVED this look ten times more if it was just a slinky dress. Kinda like Kendall's or something. I think Bella was just trying reeeally hard to give the finger to her ex-beau, The Weekend, who was clearly head-over-heels in love with his date, Selena Gomez. I think Bella looks hot from the side, but the full body view just looks awkward to me. If I had to pick a winning Hadid for the night, it goes to older sis Gigi.
Then there were all these celebrities who showed in just pretty ass dresses as if it was like...the Oscars! NEWS FLASH ladies! It's the MET GALA. We expected cooky, fun and unexpected, not pretty and basic. YUP, Imma about to call y'all out and giving you some serious side eye...
Jessica Chastain in Prada.
Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein.
Kate Hudson in Stella McCartney.
Giselle in Stella McCartney.
Now, these are ALL fabulous gowns.
I mean Jessica looks stunning, she looks like Belle and it looks great, but I mean I don't remember what she wore to the Oscars, but she should've worn that.
And Gwen, we ALL know she looks FAB in pink, I mean hellooo she won her Oscar in pink, but this dress is just to basic for the Met.
Kate - Kate always SLAYS in white. And I'm totally feeling her white top knot, buuuut compared to what she wore last year, there's NO comparison.
And as for Giselle...well, this is OBV an UNREAL dress, but it's boring. It's likee she didn't even feel the need to dress up for the theme and I'm just not about that. I don't care if your husband has FIVE rings - DRESS UP WOMAN!
SORRY LADIES. Better luck next year!!
Eyes hurt?!! Check out our BEST DRESSED looks from the 2017 Met gala HERE!
