Oscars WORST Dressed

Oscars WORST Dressed...We Know You've Been Waiting...

 

Well, yesterday we spent the day giving praise to all those best dressed celebs on the Oscar red carpet as well as the winners (you know Julianne, Eddie....gosh Eddie...what a chap), anyways, so as much as we love marveling at ALL the FAB dresses I think we can all agree that it is moooore fun to gawk at the well..not so fab dresses. I'd say "ugly," but like that's a little harsh don't you think? Or honestly, maybe not after seeing some of these ensembles...LOL JK (not Simmons lol, but actually like just kidding...)

Because actually... there weren't a whole lot of AWFUL dresses on the carpet this year. Everyone looked pretty legit. So, yes these dresses aree the "worst," cause they are def not the "best," but this list is more like the...ehhh you could have done a lot better list. If you will...

SIDE NOTE:  If you still wanna check out my article on Fashiontomax.com highlighting the Oscars BEST MOMENTS...then lyou should...and you can view it: HERE! Hopefully this is something that will also bring you some laughs if you had forgotten about some of the funny things that happened during the Oscars. Annd help your remember some of the beautiful, more serious things aka "Glory," Gaga, and Graham Moore. HEY...Glory, Gaga, and Graham...GGG. LOVE IT.


Anyways, without further adieu...the WoRsT Dressed...

Worst Dressed List (But More Like The... You could Have Done Better List...)

Gweny Pat in Ralph & Russo Couture.
Okay, I don't care what anyone says...I actually really love this dress. I think the color is so beautiful on Gwen and the I love the flower, super ornate, but the reason why this whole thing doesn't work is because the styling is like SO off. Like WHY are you wearing like blue eye shadow and like HUGE ruby earrings?! I mean we know you're rich but like common, aggressive bling for NO reason. It doesn't help the outfit at all it just makes it look super gaudy. Also, if you're gonna wear a dress with a HUGE ass flower on the shoulder...ya need to wear your hair up, or in a ponytail or just something else...



Nicole Kidman in Louis Vuitton.
I actually like the dress and I like the cool chest-like bag, but I don't like any of these thing together. Also, maybe Nicole should have worn her hair up with some more blingy earrings because I don't know how I feel about this so-called sultry looking hair...it kind of confuses me...you're confused too don't you even lie.



Anna Kendrick in Thakoon. 
This dress is pretty, but it's boring. Kinda looks like a prom dress. I think Anna's "Into The Woods" Cinderella costume was 10 times prettier and waaaay more entertaining than this...



Kerry Washington in Miu Miu.
I love how Kerry always wears Miu Miu and I LOVE Miu Miu, and I think Kerry's face always looks flawless, and I don't hate this dress, I just don't love it. It's like pretty, but it's kinda whatever at the same. Love youuu thoo!! I miss your 2013 Miu Miu Oscar look better...sorry.

Sienna Miller in Oscar de la Renta.

I mean this is pretty, but its not like wow…and we need wow. I mean, Sienna we love you, you’re gorgeous, so maybe she’s wow enough? The detail looked like it was probably wow in person, but there was no wow on TV or on photos. And I hate to put an OdelaR dress on the worst dressed list...so it's just ehh. Snooze fest, boring. Lolzz. 

Scarlett Johanson in Versace. 

I love this, I hate this, I love this, I hate this…a dress that makes you think this much prob means you don’t love it. Does it look good on her body? OBV,  and I like the color too, but like ehh I’m not crazy about it. Sorry Scarlett, you’re already hot, ya can’t win ‘em all. 

Marion Cotillard in Dior Couture. 

First off, I love Marion. Always have. And I love how she is always nominated for her none American work which is so bad ass European, I love it. Girl, already has an Oscar (for "La Vie En Rose" if ya didn't know), so I didn't feel bad that she didn't win, but I didn't love this Dior gown but I reeeally wanted to because I love her so much, but I don't. Kinda looks like a pillow. She and J.Law are both Dior faces, so they always wear Dior on the carpet, and this dress just reminds me of J.Law's sheet dress from the 2014 Golden Globes. Sometimes Dior kills it and somethings ehhh, they don't. 

Solange in Christian Siriano.

I mean...I actually think this outfit is really cool, and I love Christian (I mean I met him, he's a gem), but I think this maybe would have been better suited for like the Grammys? Although her and big sis Bey, killed in gorgeous while, long sleeve dresses at the Oscar's Vanity Fair after party. Love, love, those dresses.  

Laura Dern in Alberta Ferretti.

I LOVE Alberta Ferretti, like one of my favorite designers, and the concept of this dress is cool, but I don't think the dress fits her well, and that HUGE necklace that she's wearing...it kinda looks like a amulet? Lol, like one of those necklaces with magic powers? Plus, the necklace looks SO heavy like it's sinking into her boobs. Yeah, so no, I don't like this whole look. 

Will.I.AM. (LOL)

Just carrying on the Pharell at the Grammys bell hopper trend...which I don't get. Like maybe they both just loved "The Grand Bubapest Hotel?" 

Patricia Arquette in Rosetta Getty.

CONGRATS to YOU Patricia, and I love you, I do, but I just think ya need to learn how to dress more for you body. I actually don't hate this dress on her because it is better than what she has previously worn, but bottom line...ya could have done a lot better. Oh, well, at least you got that Oscar to dress it up a bit.  

 

Lorelei Linklater in Gabriela Cadena.

I mean, ugh. I just like your dad more. LOL. And I think I can say from ALL of us (all of us being the "Boyhood" fan club), that your dad should have won Best Director. So, that's all I really have to say about that...OH and this is DEF the WORST dressed of the whole red carpet, from what I've seen. So, then there's that...

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