Fellon Crush Friday Is Trending...And I See Whyy...

Fellon Crush Friday Is Trending...And I See Whyy...#FCF 

 

 

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Well, lock me up in prison and throw away the key.  I would NOT complain if this guy was my cell mate. Oh, man. Looks like Orange Is The New Black isn't the only thing that's making prison hott...if ya feel me.

According to E! News, and just about every other news source out there, women are going mad for this criminals mug shot...and like, you would be crazy not too! He's beautiful. I CAN-NOT. He's like absurd right? Talk about getting your bad boy fix.

Introducing Jeremy Meeks, a 30 year old convicted felon (yikes...but, again, do we care?), who was recently arrested in Calif for some felony weapon charges.  OH. Well, suuuure. So, he's not an ax- murderer...but, like can you hang with felony charges? I mean right now, I think women everywhere just wanna hang with him period.

LOOK AT HIS FACE. THOSE EYES...it's like, OKAY BYE. Where's you Gucci men's cologne add?! Just wait...it's coming. As soon as he gets out of jail...

Elite Daily has a great little post of the Jeremy's face photo-shopped on some swag suits and couture. And sure, that's a joke...but like, is it? I give it a few months. We're talking the new face of Burberry, Tom Ford, and hell, even Chanel.


VIEW Elite Daily's AMAZE Photoshopping HERE


Ahhh. The mug-shot smoulder that is winning hearts. You get 'em Jeremy. (Not in terms of like committing crimes tho...)

I'm avoiding trying to make one of those, you've comitted a crime for being SO sexy jokes...but, like, that's kinda what it is...

Robin Thicke Names His New Album "Paula" #OH...

Robin Thicke Decides To Name Is Album "Paula..." #OH...

  

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REALLY?! ROBIN?!! LIKE, NO. So, we all know Robin has been publicly trying to get Paula back after their very public break up...which is, I guess none of our business, but then it's like...you're looking a little desperatoo Rob... 

 

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YOU WANNA HUG ME? 

We already knew that his single from the now titled "Paula," album was called, "Get Her Back," and even then you were thinking...OKAY Robin. Like,  the song/concept is kinda pathetic SOO I've decided to help him out by re-writing the bridge of his song...



My add-on lyrics are in BOLD...

"I never should have raised my voice or made you feel so small....oooor cheated on you....

I never should have asked you to do anything at all....ooooooooor cheeeeated on you...

I should have kissed you longer....OOOOR NEVER hooked up random randoooss...

I should have held you stronger...OR NEVER cheeeaed on yaaa...

And I'll wait for forever for you to love me again...#MIZ"

 

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 yaaa...thats NOT Paula...

It's really just, as simple as that. 

750,000 Toss Up

It's Time For Celebrity MONEY MASH UP!! Today We Have: Clooney's Use of 750 G's VS. Kim and Kanye's Use of 750 G's...Who Spent It Better?!

Ahh, yes. The house that just won't quit. 

photo via Daily Mail

Last year, the soon to be married couple, (like thank God so we can all stop talking about it), Kim and Kanye bought a 9 million dollar house in Bel Air that they basically took apart anddd rebuilt. Kim and Kanye have been living in mother, Kris Jenner's house until the renovations are complete, but after basically a YEAR of renovations, the damn mansion STILL isn't ready and Kim is apparently frustratedd as FOOK. 

photo via Daily Mail

Like are they on a NON-talking basis now?? Hmm Awk....#housetroubles

Leave it to DIVA and finance extraordinaire, Kanye, who apparently keeps changing elements of the house to OBV make it grander, from including a private suite for baby (emphasis on the baby) North, to peasants - I MEAN...maid's quarters (yeah, I know...this is for real...), AND and spending a WHOOPING 750 G's on "GLAM ROOM" for Kim and her always-needed-at-a-moments-notice glam squad. OH, okay, okay. I feel you Kanye. Naturally, a house is not a home without any of these things, so you do you and keep adding on. Even though princess Kim is prob excited for all these features of the crazy mansion, she is apparently frustrated that the house STILL isn't done and that she is still bunking with moma Kris even after the wedding...I mean yeah, that's miz. I live at home now and I totally feel her, but with baby North too?!! Yeah, that must be rough...Count down to the glam room doee!!!

In ANOTHER 750 G's...

Actor and obvv Hollywood hunk is engaged...NOO!! Ahhh. He is no longer Hollywood's hottest bachelor, which is really just a shame. The 53 year old actor decided to give in to the whole marriage thing, when announcing his engagement to 36 year old, British humanitarian attorney, Amal Alamuddin. Yeah...I mean we all were SHOCKED because 1. Clooney isn't supposed to get married...duh and 2. Because no one knows who/where this girl came from...if we're being honest. But at the same time, we knew if he did get married, it probably wasn't gonna be a celebrity, like she had to be a bid deal in other ways, and he found her.

photo via US Weekly 

Ummm...nice ring, from what we can tell, but you have ALL this money and you're gonna wear THAT outfit?!! Sorry...

Well, it must be the real deal for Clooney because the newly engaged couple just had a star- studded engagement dinner party (which I'm assuming draw a different A-list crowd thaaan say...Kim's). While the couple wined and dined at their lovely affair, we got one of the first glimpse's of Amal's 7 carat diamond ring that is reported worth 400,000...euros...which then translates into about 750,000...dollars. CHAA CHING. $$$$$$$

And shadily, the ring looks pretty similar to Kim's diamond rock, but that guy, is of course reportedly worth a cool million. Naturally. Kanye doesn't really believe in small anything so, likee we get it.



photo via Daily Mail


Ahhh, to be young, rich, and engaged to Clooney...

Solange VS. Rachel Roy (Fist Punch Emoji)

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Solange Vs. Rachel Roy...Their First Run In Since Da MET Gala...(Fist Punch Emoji) #AWKcity

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Who wore it better?! I mean...I vote Solange. The two, who literally haven't spoken since da MET Gala, were on da red carpet for the CFDA Awards last night in NYC. Why? FASHION, obvs. But Why do I pick Solange? Welp, because apparently Rachel is a home wrecker...and if Bey and Jay get a DIVORCE?!!! I CANT EVEN...


#TeamSolange doe. Nice dress. #CalvinKlein


That's all. 


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