THE EMMYS BEST and WORST DRESSSD! YAY!

THE BEST and THE WORST of The 2015 EMMYS! (Best Dressed, Best Moments, Worst Dressed, Worst Moments...you get it)

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So, the Emmy's happened last night...and I gotta say, it was really a GREAT show. (Unlike the VMAs. The VMAs were literally SO MIZ. And, if you're still confused about the definition of the word 'miz,' it can basically be explained as the 2015 VMAs.) 

Anyway, yes, The Emmy's were amazing. They really nipped their former "longest and most boring award show" stigma in the bud. Good for them! Andy Samberg helped a lot with that. Also this year, not only was Andy a good host with some pretty funny sketches, the show went by pretty fast, which most people were super happy about, but it went by SO fast for me that I ended up basically watching it again...no shame. #AwardSeasonFreak. 

Alright so let's get to it. The Emmy's were great, yada yada yada, SOOO what were the best parts?! 

1. Jon Hamm's name being called for the Emmy win for Best Actor in a Drama Series. Jon Hamm crawling/collapsing on the stage to get his Emmy. Jon Hamm accepting the Emmy and the crowd giving him a standing ovation. Jon Hamm standing there with a yes-I-finally-won-this-award-after-six-seven-years-and-yes-I-am-here-solo-because-Im-newly-single look on his face. Jon Hamm giving his acceptance speech. Jon Hamm leaving the stage. Jon Hamm in general. YES, he is the love of my life and my boyfriend in my head so like, I'm biased. But let's be real, you knew, I knew, he knew, the crowd knew, the Emmy people knew...he freaking waited and waited and seriously deserved that award. I'd like to buy the world an Emmy indeed.

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2. DIVERSITY (take note Academy). SO, remember when the Academy Awards had like NO and I mean ZERO, we're talking lets-snub-"Selma," diversity last year? Well the Emmy's were likeeee let's NOT do that and let's celebrate some diversity aaand some black women! HOLLA. Congratulations to Uzo Aduba, Regina King, and HUGE round-of-a-teary-plause for Viola Davis for making history and becoming the first black women to win the category of Best Female Actress in a Drama. WOAH. You get em girl. So, so, so proud. It's such a HUGE, and I mean HUGE step and inspiration for black women trying to make it in this industry. And even though Kerry and Taraj didn't win, their support was just beautiful. Kerry's tears I think may have even stolen the spotlight for like a few seconds. 

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SIDENOTE: Win or lose Kerry, you're perfect. LOVE YA! 

(Ugh, shes so modest).

3. Andy Sambeg's opening number. LOL HILARIOUS. If you haven't seen it - watch it HERE. 


Soo, what were the worst parts?! 

1. When Mad Men DIDN'T win Best Drama and Game of Thrones did...ew. I'm sorry, I know GOT is awesome but this was MM's last shot, so that was seriously miz. 

2.  When Olive Kitteridge won LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Like, okay, I haven't seen it and I'm sure it's amazing because the cast is amazing, but a sweep?!! REALLY?!! I was SO relieved when the Olive Kitteridge segment of the show was over...LOL... (that's a joke btw).

3. When you realized the Emmy people apparently only watched these shows this year: Transparent, VEEP, Olive Kitteridge, and Game of Thrones. UGH. MIZ.

Alright, so the moment you've mostly been waiting for - le fashion.  So, the Emmy red carpet was like oooook, it wasn't amazing. But there were some pretty great stand out dresses. Top trends included:  Orange lips, simply-chic dresses, bright colors – a lot of pink and purple hues, metallics, per usual, and some cool graphic dresses. 

So let's go ahead and begin with...

LE BEST 

Elizabeth Moss in Oscar de la Renta

So, so sad that she didn't win her Emmy/ that Mad Men didn't win best drama, but she looks beautiful in this hot pink toned Oscar gown. I love her hair awesome also. She's glowing. She looks simple, yet so elegant. Though this dress is a little reminiscent of Taylor Swift's Carolina Herrera gown a few years ago, Elizabeth wins. Mainly because she's Elizabeth and not Taylor Swift. 

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Oscar de la Renta

BOOM. I LOVE THIS DRESS. Another stunning Oscar creation. She literally looks like $1 million bucks (or however much she and Jake are actually worth lol). The color block purple tones are so perfect and I love the contrast with the pop of the orange lip. Maggie didn't win either, but she really nailed this look. Red carpet winner for sure. 

Gina Rodguiez in Lorena Sarbu

In photos this dress looks white, but on stage you could see that it was a pale shade of pink and it's just lovely. I love everything about this dress. Its youthful, its elegant, its such a princess dress and she looks like she's floating. Ahhmazing.  

Regina King in Krikor Jabotian

Welp, Regina dressed to WIN. This dress wins #1 for uniqueness. Everything from the detailed embellishments, to the open back, to the hoop skirt feature is flawless. She looks like sparkling pearl and a winning pearl at that. Congrats to Regina King for dressing like a Queen and killing it.  

Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs

OMG. Kerry. This dress...I mean, this is my #1 favorite dress. There's nothing I don't love. Get it? LOL. Kerry just - win or lose, she wins in this dress. It's sexy, it's glamorous, it's metallic, it's embellished, it's mesh, it's Marc Jacobs, I DON'T KNOW - it's AWESOME. It looks like she's wearing a couture suit of armor and she's ready for battle. But, I mean, she obv already won the fight. Love, love, love. Seriously, this dress is everything.

 

Sarah Paulson in Prabal Gurung

Glamour to the tee. This dress, while normally I would say is a little wintery, it's stunning. Sarah normally always walks the carpet in something eye-catching, so this is just another one of those gowns. Beautiful, traditional off-the-shoulder elegance. Don't mind if I do. 

Jamie Alexander in Armani Prive

BOW DOWN to all things Prive. You can lay EVERY Armani Prive gown that has been on the red carpet ever and I probably know/love every, single one of them. Armani Prive never fails, and this gown is one of my all time favorite Prive gowns. I love the 1970s retro look,  I love the jewel tone fusion, I love the sequins, everything. It's just so perfect.  

 

Emma Roberts in Jenny Packham 

So, some people weren't really about this kinda pale, washed out look, and I don't love Emma Roberts (but yes, I'll still probably watch Scream Queens), but I love this. I love the plunge neck accessorized with the vintage, diamond chain, and I love the blush color. The dress is so elegant, it's hard to not like it. Washed out or not, I think Emma looks pretty damn stunning. 

 

Lena Headey in Zuhair Murad

You can never, and I mean never go wrong with a Zuhair Murad gown. Their wedding collection? It's just my every day dress fantasy. HAHA, but actually. This dress is just another example of more ZM red carpet perfection. Like most aka ALL Armani Prive dresses, I don't think there's a ZM dress that isn't on a best dressed list. 

 

Sarah Hyland in Zac Posen

Okay, so this dress is actually like a tad boring, lol, BUT she looks amazing in it. She can honestly rock anything and I'm a huge fan. This dress really does just frame her body perfectly and for that, she gets to be on le best dressed list. Nailed it in the simplest way possible. Good tailoring is a real thing ladies. 

Jane Lynch in Escada 

NAILED IT. This is probably one of the better suits I've seen on a red carpet. Jane did it right with the diamond necklace touch - so classy. I love it. 

  

Zoe Kahn in Miu Miu

I'm obsessed with this dressed. One may argue that it looks like a swirly candy-cane, but I love it. And my favorite part about the dress? The diamond jewels of course. This whole look is kind of edgy with just a hint of class. It's also super fun and it's own stand out number. Two thumbs waaaaay UP for you, Zoe. 

MAD MEN CRUSHES 

January Jones in In Ulyana Sergeenko

So, do I LOVE this jumpsuit? No. But do I LOVE that January is rocking a jumpsuit on the Emmy carpet and looks hot as fook?!! YES. I love the color and shape of this jumpsuit, aaaand that's about it, but the way Jan is wearing it - OH she's wearing it and shes looks unreal. You do you and everyone will just go with it...aka me. 

Jessica Pare in Monse

I mean...Jessica Pare is like my alter ego. Lol. I love her and her Frenchness more than I love the French...if you know me, you get that. HA. But this dress just makes her look even more delicate and even more stunning  than she is. To me, Jess is the definition of a natural beauty and I think this dress just complements her SO well. I love it. 

TREND ALERT 

Ellie Kemper and Christian Hendricks in Naeem Khan dresses. 

I LOVE these dresses. I love, them, I love them. I want them. SO awesome. Embellished, graphic, body-con? Yes, please.  

After all those lovely gowns, this year's BEST dressed award goes too...KERRY! It's Handled. 

Now, on to the next. 

Le MIZEST (translation: The WORST )

Heidi Klum in Versace

This dress...takes the cake...but in likee a Bruce from Matila way. (And if you don't get that reference, please, go educate yourself immediately.) On a scale from 1 to MIZ, this dress is beyond miz. Heidi looks stunning, but this dress...I saw it and I could NOT believe this was real. I'm just genuinely SO confused because one half literally looks like big bird threw up on it and the other looks like she missed her Studio 54 dance party calling? If the whole 1970s bell sleeve and flappy collar situation was taken - I'm sorry, RIPPED off the dress...and it was just that sheer tank thing, it would look a lot better. But still, the whole yellow netting thing...ehhh. Heidi, let's be real, you would have sent Versace home on this episode of Project Runway had this been created on the show...ugh. MIZ. 

Amy Schumer in Zac Posen 

Okay, so before I hear the backlash, yes we ALL love Amy. And yes she won last night. YAY Amy! And honestly, it's really not the dress that's bad, even though the tailoring is  a little off, but its really just the styling of the hair. Ugh, her hair was a mess. They styling did NOT work. Her dress is super elegant, and then her hair literally looked like Ms. Frizzle's from The Magic School Bus...and if you didn't get THAT reference...then you aren't American. OR you didn't have a normal childhood. LOL. But seriously, STYLING MATTERS. Head to toe look people!

 

Joanne Froggatt in J. Mendal

A similar situation. I don’t hate this dress either, but it’s the styling. WHY is her hair down? Its covering the WHOLE dress. Honestly, if her hair was up or slicked back, and she had on a sparkly ear cuff, I think she would have killed this look. But the loose hair with the loose chiffon makes the whole thing look mad frumpy. Ugh, miz. Sad, sad, Downton. 

Taryn Manning in In Rubin Singer 

I think...this dress...is literally...death on the red carpet. Like, if you had to actually picture the expression "dead man walking" besides a bunch of Walking Dead promo images, you'd probably think of THIS. Calm down Tayrn, it's not exactly Halloween yet, but Moritica Addams is going to want her dress back. 

Kathyrn Hahn in Vivienne Westwood

UMMM...this dress looks like a Victorian rug, excuse me - I'm sorry, this looks like SEVERAL Victorian rugs that someone decided were worthless lol (cause those rugs are mad expensive), and them cut up into random shapes and then glued them all together to make this dress. The only person that can get away with making clothes out of housing decor is Scarlett O'Hara. (And for those of who are just lacking in their movie watching, Scarlett O'Hara tore up her some old curtains in her home when she was going through her miz, super broke stage, like obv before she married Rhett Butler, and made a FAB dress out of them. Litterally fabulous. I used to have the Barbie so I know). 

Nazanin Boniadi in Stephane Rolland  

UMMM. Ugh. Okay, so this dress looks like its trying perform several parlor tricks on us at once, BUT it's not working and the whole thing is just a mess. I just...I just hate this. Hahaha. No easy way to say it. I could go on and on, but I won't. Ask me about in person, lol. 

CHRISTIAN SIRANO FAIL (so, miz)

Okay, this right here is the definiton of MIZ because I LOVE Christian. Literally my fav person on Project Runway from Day 1 of  his season. I mean he’s essentially the Kelly Clarkson of his season, aka the OG who made it big. Now he’s this amaze designer with an even more amaze studio in NYC’s meat packing district, and I had the pleasure of meeting him last year and he's GREAT. Buuuuuut, these Emmy dresses on the carpet were likeeee, not great. SO, so sorry Christian, but here we go…

Danielle Brooks 

Laura Pepron

And after all the MIZ dresses, this year's worst dressed award 100% goes to...HEIDI! Auf Wiedersehen!

  

Welp, that about does it for my Emmy wrap up! Hope you enjoyed. Catch at the next big show. 

Laaaters (British accent). 

P.S. Calling it NOW - Eddie Redmayne possible back to back Oscar win. Have you SEEN "The Danish Girl" trailer? Just hand him the awards now. 



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Kylie J's Bday Prez Blew Our Minds And Tyga's Bank Account...

KYLIE JENNER IS FINALLY 18!!!!!!!! YAY! (AND Blac Chyna Says The Car Tyga Got Her For Her Bday Is 100% Gonna Get Repossessed!!!! YAYA!) LOL? 

Image sound bite: "BAEE I literally have NOO idea how I bought this car for you thoo! 
Love ya!" 

Well, if you haven't heard, but by now, you've probably heard, and if you hadn't heard, then you must live under a rock because over da weekend, our favorite little - I MEAN - let's stop there...our favorite 25 - WOAH - sorry. Let's start again. Our favorite celeb teenager...(wooo), Kylie Jenner turned 18...finally.

So, what better way to celebrate adulthood than with a fancy smancy party for her and her dollz at West Hollywood's ultra trendy, and I mean crop-top-with-a-fannel-around-the-waist-trendy, Bootsy Bellows night club following dinner at The Nice Guy.

(Bday guests included Gigi and Bella Hadid, Joe Jonas, Tyga, EJ Johnson, Noah Cyrus, that kid who dropped out of One Direction and MORE!) 


    
   Bella Twins? Too bad they don't wrestle...

Yes, it was a night to remember. Kylie died her ever-changing hair platinum blonde for the occasion and donned two sequin party dresses with neon green nails, while her sisters and special guests served it up in predominantly black ensembles. (Once you go Black....LOL okay, okay, it's too soon for that joke...or is it? I mean these ARE the Kardashians were talking about and I am Black so I'm totally fine with it...)


      SiSTAH sissstahh

So, if you had to pick highlights of the big birthday bash and you were thinking, Kim showing up in a sheer black outfit looking more preggars than ever or Khloe's neon purple eyeshadow....THINK AGAIN! Because obviously leave it to Tyga (aka le boyfriend) to steal the bday spotlight from his girl. What do you meeeeean, you ask?

Well, when yo girl fiiiinally turns legal and comes out to society (LOL Kylie would be the best debutante), and now you can kiss her in public without the world aka the media and everyone who hates the idea of sex before marriage freaking out, you gotta go ALLL out. And ALL out he did!


"No one is toasting this day harder 
than Tyga" -- TMZ. LOL, TRUE.



Tyga spoiled the birthday princess with a $320,000 white Ferrari....




Didn't get that? Yeah, okay I'll say it again.


Tyga bought Kylie a $320,000 Ferrari.




OH, still don't get it? Hold on...one more time...


Tyga bought Kylie a 300,000 car...as a present...for her birthday...OH because she's 18...finally.


WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT??!!!!


And the BEST part?! (Cause like, that's not even the best part...)

SOOO the BEST part is...former flame and baby mama, Blac Chyna (or however you spell her name like, UGH speak ENGLISH), is calling Tyga OUT saying she would not be surprised if the car were to get repossessed because let's be real, Tyga does NOT make that much money...like, he was literally worth like 6 or 8 mil when "Rack City" came out and likeee when was that? I don't even remember....

(JK #2012).


Like, maybe Kris bought the car?





ANNYWAYY...I hope Kylie really enjoys her present...and being 18...because God knows, we already feel like she's 35...

Let's list ALL the fun things Kylie can do NOW that she's 18! Ready?!

1. Make out with Tyga in public

2. Smoke cigs in public?

3. Make out with Tyga in public...

4. Umm...make out with Tyga in public without people saying she's a slut! (Actually...ehhhh I take that back...)

5. Yeah, and I'm out. Anything she can do NOW that she's 18 let's be real, girl has already done like 500 times over. So whaetevs.


Happy Birthday Kylie and may the year bring you more expensive vehicles with the 50-50% chance of being repossessed...

Don't worry Kyliez your secret is safe with us...and Kim. Cause she'll prob pay for the car if it's gotta go let's be real OR Kayne will just get you five of the exact same car. I'm not worried. 

YAAAASSSS. 

SIDE NOTE:

Kendall Jenner's split was on fleeeek



Yes, excuse me! I'll have what she's having. 


AND 

Remember when Kim and Blac where friends?!!! Like back during Kim's blond days, which I guess this means...it didn't really exsist? 



ANNNND...

I shadily DON'T hate Kylie's blonde hair...I know, I know. MIZ. You can take this up with me in person. 



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The Bachelor Men Tell All RECAP!!

Welp, After The "Most Dramatic Season Of The Bachelorette" We Finally Made It To The (kinda super uneventful) Men Tell All...Here's Our RECAP!

Yes! We finally made it! After so many weeks of thinking this season was just REDIC and that it was never going to end, and if they were like EVER going to leave Ireland, we finally made it to the final two (Shawn and "The Other Guy"), which means....BACH MEN TELL ALL! WOOT WOOT! Prob the best part of the whole Bachelor franchise is the Tell All. Why? Cause we get to see if people still look the same 6 months after shooting the show, people act like even more of a fool, and bloopers. OBV. But of course, it wouldn't be a Bach Men Tell All without some mad promos for the upcoming season of the Bachelor Pad - OH I'm sorry I mean the other spin off, Bachelor in Paradise. (Eye roll emoji). 

SOOO just to make a brief little statement about the BIP, this season of the BIP is literally just ALL the rejects from Kaitlyn's season  (aka JJ, Jared, Joe, Jonathan... LOL all the J's) and Chris' season, (crazy Ashley, Syracuse-Kim Kardashian-virgin Ashley, Playboy-Jade, that girl Sam who like didn't speak but was super hot, and Jillian the girl who's butt was always blurred and we like didn't know why)...PLUS crazy Clare from Juan Pablo's season (I'm pretty sure she's like 35), SO yeah...good crowd. Will I watch? HA. Which means...prob. 

I mean...bleed orange? 

After some fun BIP promos, we finally got into the Tell All. So, the episode began with a little intro of all the guys, which is when you see like half the guys you don't remember and half the guys you remember and then you ask WHY in the hell did she send some of these great guys home for Nick? And then you hear who gets the most claps from the audience and who gets booed. Surprisingly, no one really got booed, I thought Ian would but, he got some cheers. I think the guy with the most cheers? Ben Z hands down. What a teddy bear. He totally would have been a nug Bachelor, but then again...ahhh Ben H. (Smirk emoji, heart eyes emoji, dancing and clapping emoji, all of the above). 

JJ on Clint...Clint on JJ...the House On Them

So, of course, one of the first things that was discussed on the tell all was OBV JJ and Clint's bromance relationship. We all knew that was coming. One of the most entertaining moments? JJ and Clint watching their love story recap reel was likeee pretty hilarious. Like so awk, but so money. Made for TV romance? Probably, but it was pretty entertaining. 

But, poor scorned JJ and Clint, before they even had a chance to defend themselves, well JK, Clint kinda did - making it clear that he was in fact on the show to find love (sure, sure), and not JJ, a lot of the men jumped on them. And the weird thing was no one was accusing them of being guy or whatever, people were just complaining about how umm anti-social they were? And how they purposely isolated themselves (#Bromance). Like...why do the other guys care so much? I mean as Clint said: He was NOT there to make friends. HA. SOOO Top Model. Tyra would be proud. 

A bitchy Tanner said to the guys: "You didn't give of a chance to know any of us"  Ummm. Question mark.  I mean like does that make any sense? LOL. OKAY, Tanner.  It's fine. Pretty sure he's also on Bachelor In 
Paradise. 

Tanner...not impressed. Like, ever. 

Then Corey with an E chimes in and starts whinning about how he thought he made friends with JJ the first night, but then by the second day JJ found Clint and was apparently over him and how Clint was an asshole. LIKE WHAT?!! This literally sounded like a high school therapy season. Why some of the guys were like butt hurt that they didn't get a chance to know Clint or JJ better (aka Corey) is beyond me. Like why did Corey want be friends Clint so badly. Lol. 




Like WHO IS YOU COREY?!  With an "E..."

AND THEN 

Then Kupah - yeah, remember him?  Out of NO WHERE and I mean no where starts talking about Nick and how he was pissed about that...and I was like WHAT?! So then the whole Nick convo started likee way to early...I think...Ugh. Miz. 

IAN

Then the convo obv moved on to what became a highlight of the Bach season, Ian, sweet life defying death Ian, who turned into a huge jack ass over night. So, naturally, the guys pick Ian apart for being an ass to Kaitlyn, but he comes Corey with an E AGAIN and he defends Ian saying that what  Ian said was just badly delivered but he kinda got what he was essentially trying to say. Of course, everyone is already annoyed with poor Corey sooo Jared steps in like he knight and shinning armor that he is and puts Corey on blast and says:  "Well, how well did you know her? How many weeks were you there?" OOOOOOO. LOL BURN. Who KNEW Jared had it in him?! I mean like...I didn't. Pretty sure Jared got some claps from that. I was just glad that he finally decided to save his awk beard...

BUT THEN...

SURPRISEEEE - IAN GOT DOWN ON KNEE AND APOLOGIZED TO THE GUYS...likeeee I literally remember thinking - wait, what's happening? It was like too deep and kinda awk but some of the guys seemed to enjoyed 
it...

"Are you proposing right now?" - Tanner. Classic, Tanner. 

Tanner...not impressed. Or high? But mainly, not impressed. 

So how good was Ian's apology? Ummm, basically he said a lot of things but he mainly expressed that what he said to Kaitlyn didn't represent who he was and he was sorry. Awww, everyone clapped and cheered and Ian got some high fives, But like mehh...whatever. 

THE HOT SEAT 

JJ 

I mean, JJ had it pretty rough. He already had to defend his whole relationship with Clint, but then after watching his flashbacks, well he obv had to defended his own slap in the face...yeah, an image that was hard to leave anyone's mind. He legit slapped himself across the face? Like, excuse me sir, but do you have problems? So, how did he defend the infamous slap? Well, he that explained because he was such a dick for throwing Clint under the bus (I mean, duh), he said someone should have slapped him and in this case...it was him. Hmm. OKAY. So that totally justifies your slap action? .Ehhh lol oooookay. Then he went on to further explain how bad he felt about how he acted with Clint and it's like I mean we know! That was obvious because you cried and then slapped yourself...

NEED WE SAY MORE?! Nah. 

But wait - there's more! Then JJ screws up again! So classic. LIT everyone's face after JJ blames his house behavior on too many years in the freaking hockey locker room...

Ummm...

LIKE NO JJ! THAT JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE EVEN MORE OF A FACE SLAPPING DOUCHE!! 

Also JJ you have a 3 year old daughter yes?! Why are we STILL talking about the hockey locker room?! LOL Jesus. 

BEN Z

I mean...he's just a sweetheart. I would vote him for Bachelor buuut then there's Ben H...hahha. Nothing much happened here. What a guy. #NoDrama

JARED 

Okay, so like I was never really a huge Jared fan (the whole heart on his heart t-shirt thing was like too much for me) until he got voted - OH I mean kicked off. While Kait's there bawling and basically saying PEACE, he asked if she wants her jacket annnnnd I think everyone woman in America's heart just melted. I just DIEEDD. Like WHAT a nice guy? Why can't we all find that?! Ugh. Like you kept NICK over him?!! Sui. 

And now the Poor guy says now he hears that damn Cranberries song everywhere he goes. Ugh. Talk about Mizzz. Rough life. 

But of course, leave it to Chris Harrison to awkwardly lighten the moment, Chris calls Jared out for finally getting rid of his "spotty beard" which I mean, really really had to go, but come on Chris don't be ruuuude. 

I really do hope Jared finds love tho. But, like, hopefully not in paradise...sorry. 

BEN H 

Remember when we first fell in love with Ben H? He kinda went unnoticed for awhile but then...he talked to the kids. Oh my gosh. That was so amaze. Like HOT (future) Dad alert. If you're good with kids, you've got my heart. Love, love. 

But of course, leave it to Chris Harrison to change the tone. He the started talking about Ben's whole fear of being unlovable...like HOW does he even feel that?! EARTH TO BEN - you're perfect and WE ALL LOVE YOU. Never feel unlovable again! OH wait...he won't. HELLO NEW BACH. (Talk about America's version of an ego booster). Yeaaah, he'll be alright. 

Ben also let us into some backstage action. Oh, yeh.  He let us in on the night that Kaitlyn sneaked down to he and Shawn's room in San Antonio. And how he felt that he held back in his relationship with Kaitlyn because he felt like the "outsider" in the room when he left to umm shower...and came back and the energy between Kaitlyn and Shawn was just so THERE. And of course we know that was the night she accidentally told Shawn he was the one soo...big oops. 

DISAPPOINTMENT: OBV they didn't announce that Ben H was the new Bachelor buuut like he is...right? Ugh, they're just trying to make us watch Kaitlyn's After The Final Rose. (Major eye roll emoji). 

KAITLYN

And finally, last but not least, Kaitlyn finally sat down in the hot seat, but the convo I think was not what we expected. Chris and Kaitlyn got really deep when Chris decided to read all the Kait - I mean hate mail Kaitlyn has received during the course of this season. So miz. People suck. America needs to chill. She had fucking sex. Big deal. If your pissed about it...then maybe you ARENT having sex OR you're just SEX-IST (or like crazy religious and think she's a slut because she isn't married then LOL DONT watch the freaking Bachelor). 

Because I swear if this was a guy, I really don't think it would matter. So, I do feel bad that like she has to like go through receiving death treats, that's absurd.  But at the same time, she new this was gonna be on national TV SOO likee she knew this was def gonna blow up. I mean it still sucks tho, but like whatevs. She'll move on. Haters gonna hate (cause they aren't having sex). 

Some other good parts during Kaitlyn's hot seat tho?

When Kaitlyn asked Jonathan straight up..."UMM but didn't you vote for Britt?" LOL I mean YUP he did...priceless. 

AND 

When Ian apologized the Kaitlyn with a rose...he tried to get down on one knee but he got a leg cramp...#fail. Damn shame Ian blew his Bach chances being a cock ass. Rah Rah Deerfield! Oh and Princeton! Talk about a stereotype.

AND 

Kaitlyn telling off the world: "You trying dating multiple people and NOT mistake..." LOL I mean YA you get em Kaitlyn, I'm pretty sure that statement was supposed to be like a burn to the haters but it actually kinda came out sounding likeee defending sister-wives, buuut hahahaha but that's fine.

OTHER THANGS

I'm pretty sure Tony...remember Tony? Creepy yoga man? Ya, well I don't think he said one world the whole show. Prob part of his meditation. 

Kaitlyn actually brought up a great point which I don't think many of us have thought of...but likeee she's deathly afraid of birds right? Yet, she has two bird tats on her arm...like wait what?! LOL I mean okay...Sure she explained that the birds represent like how she always flys home yada yada but then she's like literally SO scared of birds...so like maybe she needs a new Tatoo metaphor? Idk

Also after seeing the promo for the finale...did anyone else notice that likee the final rose or whatever ISNT on the island?! It's like back at the bachelor house in LA...

I mean...

BUDGET CUTS?!!! What's up bachelor producers?!! 

God, we really don't care about women do we...I mean in terms of the Bachelorette. Ugh. Miz. 

New bromance alert? JJ and Ian...lolz

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