Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Worst Dressed At the SAG Awards

Haters Gonna Hate...Here's the Most MIZ Dressed At the SAG Awards....


Ahh yes, the moment you have all been waiting for - the time to rip celebrity fashion to shreds. Oh, yes, you love. It's time to take a look at the worst dressed looks on the SAG red carpet, and while there were some pretty amazing looks this year, there is always the miz bunch, but don't worry, like the say on "the SOUP," we've gather all the worst dresses and put them together in one place, so you don't have too.

Not The Mizest...But Not Great...

 

 

 

Rashida Jones in Ungaro.
This is the dress I hate the least of all the worst dressed because this dress isn't bad at all. It's actually kinda cool. I love the electric blue side panels and the actual gown, when you zoom in its actually all sequins, which is sick! So, I actually do like this dress, but I just don't think it looked great on the red carpet - it did however look good on TV.  And poor Rashida had to deal with the retarded interviewer who asked her why she was so tan to which she responded: "Well, I am ethnic..." HAHA. You get 'em Rashida. People are so dumb.

 


Sophia Bush in Vivienne Westwood. 
I feel like the bust on the this dress just over shadows her body and makes her look smaller than she is. Also, the top of the dress where the split begins looks like a mistake where the sewing machine got jammed or something. Otherwise the color is pretty and her hair looks nice...



Laverene Cox in Johanna Johnson.
Okay we all love Laverene and congrats to the OITNB cast for winning best cast ensemble at the awards, but the deal with this dress is - it's styled horrendously. The dress itself, is not bad. In fact it's old Hollywood glam and I don't hate it, but the whole bee hive braid at the top of her head and the long blonde hair extensions with the blue-ish eye shadow...ehhh it's just too much. Laverne has killed it on the carpet before, so I know she can, this was just a little to gaudy for me.



Melissa Rauch in Pamella Roland.
I love the shape of this dress, but the color blocking is all wrong. Like where the red begins and the pink ends just reminds of something that I feel is just inappropriate to share lol...OR to be more PG, it looks like awk Vday colors meshed together, which  is still miz. The dress she be solid. All pink or all red. 




Claire Danes in Marc Jacobs.  
So Claire told us that she wanted to try something a little different on the carpet this year, so she went with this MJ number. I love the halter of the dress and the small cut out, but I don't love the color or the big circles on the side. The circles on the side remind me of like alligator scales and then the belt is just awkward. Love you Claire, but we don't love this.



The Worst Dress Stars On A Scale of 1 to Miz...



Lorelei Linklater in Honor. 
Okay, so Refinery 29 called this dress the "bravest" red carpet risk this year...well I'm calling it the mizest dress on the red carpet this year. Yes, it's awesome to take fashion risk, but a fabulous fashion risk is Emma Stone in that Dior tuxedo dress.  This not fab, its 100% drab. I mean it literally looks like a combination of Marie Antoinette in mourning, meets a Victorian era pilgrim inspired Gothic Morticia Adams dress. Yup, sorry I am not. And I am also not sorry if you hate that expression, but it was necessary for this. "Boyhood" is amaze, but this is miz, miz, miz.



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Amanda Peet in J. Mendel. 
Umm...this dress is just ALL wrong. First of all it looks too big or something? Her boobs looks saggy and the big chiffon diamond in the middle of the dress reminds me of a 1980s shoulder pad that has been put in the wrong place. The color is pretty, I love pastels, but WHY lavender and black?! Like if the dress was white it would look ten times better, but the whole issue of it fitting would still be a problem. But, does Amanda Peet care about being best dressed? Nope. She's married to the creator of Games of Thrones, so she just wins.



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Sophie Turner in...we don't know?
Like happy valentine's day/ gothic vampire day?  I'm genuinely like SO confused by this outfit and don't tell me you're not. There's cut outs, there's a one shoulder ribbon, this an a-symmetrical hemline, and I think she is wearing hoop earrings, and the shoes looked tatooed to her foot...AHHH!!. Just, no.



Taryn Manning in Elisabetta Franchi.
On a scale of 1 to miz...this is like the MIZest. Ugh. So, like this dress isn't awful - like I can see someone like J.Lo really rocking this dress her locks flowing, because I really like the sheer plunge panel down the middle, but Taryn just makes this dress look like SO bad. It's like her hair and makeup and just the whole styling is so bad. Ugh, miz.



Anna Chlumsky in Escada. 
Is it just me, or does this dress remind me of like open heart surgery? OR that little blood drop that is the little mascot for blood drives when you go to get blood drawn like in your school student center or something?! You know what I'm talking about right?! Ugh, I hate it. Any dress that reminds you of a blood drive is just a NO. 



Kelly Macdonald in vintage Moschino. 
It's like not that this look is ugly...she just looks like she's going to a Batmivah. Did you, or did you not wear this dress to your sweet sixteen? Sorry, sweet thirteen?



Keltie Knight. 
Umm...superman cape? There should be a rule that you have to leave small, flying capes at home before walking onto the red carpet UNLESS it's Lupita's red hot Ralph Lauren cape from the Golden Globes last year...BIG difference. HUGE.



Lo Bosworth. 
Okay, I really don't have a problem with anything she has on, I was just confused as to why she was even there in the first place....like what??!






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Monday, January 26, 2015

SAG Award Best Dresss!!

Just In Case Some Of You Were Watching Miss USA's "Peaceful" Comments On Terrorism...LOL - Here Are Our SAG Award Best Dresssed!! You Know You LOVE It...



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Last night Hollywood's most elite members of the Screen Actor's Guild came together to celebrate their peers at the annual SAG Awards! One of the main award show events leading up to the Oscars, the more casual show had a rather great red carpet last night! Most people don't expect much from the SAG red carpet because it's a much shorter show than the rest, there is no host, it's not a big to-do, it's just actors coming together to acknowledge other actors in a room...and getting to take home the fancy "actor" award.

The Big winners last night?? UMM OSCAR ALERT for Patricia Arquette, Julianne Moore, and Eddie Redmayne who have now won both the Golden Globe and the SAG awards for best actors - congrats to Viola Davis for winning for How To Get Away - BIG congrats to Orange Is the New Black star Uzo and the whole cast for winning best comedy (sorry Modern Family) - and the traditional winners of House of Cards, Downton - and the film winners were all about "Boyhood" and "Birdman."

SO, aside from the winners - what did we expect from the SAG red carpet? Well, for it not to be better than the Golden Globes...but likeee it just may have been. So, let's check out my top, best dressed stars on the SAG red carpet!

TOP trends: The main trend this year was effortlessly elegant and casually chic. There were a lot of simple low ponys, messy buns, beach blown waves, etc. A lot of cuff earrings, long dangling earrings, but minimal bling jewelry. For dresses, the main thing I noticed were a lot of jewel tones, blues, emeralds, purples - a lot of black and some pale pastels thrown in there. Not so much red as usual and a few while dress here and there. There were also a lot of interesting shoulder/ sleeve choices. There was a variety of one shoulder, long sleeve, tank, and off the shoulder gowns.

Top Tier - The BEST of the Best !


Felicity Jones in Balenciaga.
Now THIS my friends - is a movie star. She looks so elegant, I can't even deal. The pale pink is just so perfect and the cross body sleeves, ugh I die for this dress. I dare say (British accent), that Felicity is the best dressed of the night. This is just so, effortlessly elegant just like the night's fashion theme. Like, she looks so god damn regal, I don't think Kate Middleton would have looked better...well...okay I don't know, but still Felicity wins. Well done. (British clap). Well done.



Emma Rossum in Armani Prive.
Um...I think I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw this dress, and when I mean dead in my tracks I mean I paused for moment and stopped eating my freshly made brownies  when they did the full body pan of her dress. This dress is like the perfect combination of tulle and sparkle that isn't overdone. Top off the look with a minimal diamond necklace and simple bun - boom. We have flawless. FUN FACT: The dress is actually a top and skirt. AHH.



Juliana Marguiles in Giambattista Vall.
Let's talk about jewel tones and talk about how this was by far the best jewel toned dress of the night. The best thing about this dress is that it is SO simple, but so elegant. The bold blue really makes her pop off the carpet. Like, I LOVE this blue. And I was so happy to see this dress on her because she tends to wear more black and white dresses, so this pop of color was a pleasant surprise for all of us. Beautiful, beautiful.



Julianne Moore in Givenchy Couture.
I truly believe that red heads look radiant in green and like Julianne just brought my belief to life last night. OH MAN, she looked amazing. The stunning beaded/jeweled gown sparkled on the carpet, and that emerald color just look so amazing with her perfectly wavy hair. THEN she accented her look with purple jeweled earrings, which I just love. Her stylist (who is also Reese's stylist) kills it. OH and Julianne WON. BOOYAH. That's how she rolls on a red carpet. Best dressed and #winning.



Eddie Redmayne in PRADA.
Ugh, named the GQ's most fashionable mad of the year, I am so happy for my boy Eddie. Not only does he look so fly always, he is WINNING. After winning the Golden Globe and the SAG for Best Actor in a Motion Picture, the boy is bound to win the Oscar...and if he doesn't OHHH. I am already having major issues with the Academy this year, so this would just take the cake! (No pun intended on Jennifer Aniston's movie). Talented, swag, and British...ladies, what could be better? OH being married to him? Well, yah. But so MIZ he's taken. (But like, I ignore that).



Not "The Best of the Best,"  but Just the Best...


Maria Menunos in Romona Keveza. (Though she may have been like the worst red carpet host...prob ever...like ugh, SO awk...she looked stunning.)




Kaylee Cucco-Sweeting  in Romona Keveza.  (Loved this more orangey red on the carpet).





Sarah Hayland in Vera Wang.  (This custom dress is just stunning. Everything about is...to the tee perfection. You get em Sarah).




Natalie Dormer in Naeem Kahn. (Spring has sprung in the form of Natalie Dormer!! She's perfection. She said she was gonna party and then hop on a plane back to England. God, I love ya).



Emma Stone in Dior Couture. (Welp, I think being in  "Caberet" has done wonders for Emma. Don't you? This is the sexiest not so obviously sexy dress on the red carpet by far).

 

Rosemund Pike in Dior.  (If there is one way to style your baby bump, it's by wearing a ruffled custom Dior gown. This is like sinful perfection. She looks as devious as her crazz "Gone Girl" character and I love it).




Reese Witherspoon in Armani. (And below the dark devil we have a glowing angel. Reese beams in this simply elegant Armani gown).



Lupita in Elle Saab. (I mean...when people say the expression "she could wear a paper bag and look great" -- they're talking about Lupita. Yes I purposely made this photo larger. Just take it all in).



Tatitana Maslany in Oscar de la Renta.  (I love the neckline on her and Sarah Hayland, drop V neck with the think straps...and this dress is just nothing short of perfection. Thank you Oscar).

 

UZO In Angel Sanchez. (And I am so glad she wore this bright yellow dress, completely standing out from the crowd because girl her first SAG award and OWNED IT. Congrats to UZO!!)



Kiera Knightly in Erdem. (At first I didn't really like this dress, but Kiera is literally glowing with her loose waves, awesome ear cuff, and I decided I love the cut-out chiffon of the gown which is extremely delicate. Her Critic's Choice outfit was way better, but she looks the definition of simply chic in this).




















Friday, January 23, 2015

Miz List Friday: Kim's Furkini, Chad's Wedding, Dakota on Vogue...

Miz List Friday: Chad Michael Murray is Married to WHO?! Kimmy K's Furkini...and 50 Shades of Dakota Johnson (ALL Tied Up...) 

Happy Friday! Happy - Miz List Friday to be exact! So, besides talking about Kate Mckinnon's amazeee spoof on Justin Bieber's like REDIC Calvin Klein Ads...



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LOL. "I'm not supposed to drink...but, I do." HA. Classic.


Here's my round up of the MIZ things from this week:

Chad Michael Murray is MARRIED! Surprise!! And Pregnant...OH


SO, CMM got married this weekend. GREAT! Like good for him, but in all seriousness...like WHO did he marry?! Not mention, I don't think I've seen Chad since he and Peyton decided to drive off the scene and leave Tree Hill back in like 2006...OH JK, he was in some weird ABC Family Chrtismas movie. Hmm yeah, don't you love those? Anyway, Chad is back and starring in the new ABC show, "Agent Carter" and now he is married (again), to this Sarah Roemer character who is actually his co-star in this show called "Chosen," which I gotta say I've never heard of or seen. OH and they're pregnant. Which they announced like literally right after they got married...hmmm. Chad has like serious co-star fever.  I don't know if I was behind cause like...I didn't know who she was? Or were you thinking the same thing...OH well! Congrats Chad! Miz that you're married, but being married to Sophia Bush for like 2 seconds and then breaking up with her and getting engaged to an 18 year old "One Tree Hill" extra was way more miz.

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Kim's UMM Furkini...


Well, speaking of Kim - we can't have a MIZ round up without Kimmy K, now can we? Welp, Kim instagramed all these pics of her in a FUR KINI this week, cause her and Kanye have been having way to much fun hitting the slopes and I gotta say, not only was I NOT a fan of this snow bunny bikini, Kim had to top it off by coming out with her umm, selfie book entitled "Selfish." NO SHIT. It's like not ONLY are you pretty darn selfish, you're also 100% the world's most self-centered person as well, but she def didn't need to make a seflie book for us to know that.  I also thought the book was likeee just a present for Kanye, but I guess it's a present for all of us. Aww. I swear though, if I see anyone I know with a copy of "Selfish" on their coffee table....I mean I can't even with just the thought...

Kanye, can. And should. But I can't. 






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50 Shades of Dakota

 

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It's almost February!!!!! (Everyone's fav month LOL SIKE) But, this just means that it is almost time for the 50 Shades movie to come out! AHHH. Okay, don't judge me cause you know you're pumped. Even if you don't actually wanna see the movie for the story, cause like yeah, the story is silly, but you def 100% wanna see how sexy the movie is gonna be. Dakota opened up in this month's Vogue mag and said that after she's done promoting the film, she's taking a year off....

Oh.

I mean, I don't know if she was trying to shock people or what, but I really don't think anyone is super miz that Dakota is gonna take a year off after this film comes out. LOL. I mean...not even trying to be mean but is anyone really crushed about this? You're not. But, you gotta give Dakota props, I mean she went from being in the Oscar nominated "Social Network," and hooking up with Justin Timberlake, to like being in a not gonna be Oscar nominated but sexy ass film with the gorgeous Jamie Dornan. So, she's def winning.


ALSO Check out Dakota ALL tied up in the Weekend's new SEXY AS FOOK video for the movie....wowza. Gotta see it to believe it.


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View the video HERE!




Wednesday, January 21, 2015

FLOTUS Wears Michael Kors

The FLOTUS With The Mostest...Michael Kors Killing It



As many of you know, I am not really a political person, I mean politics and me...ehhh we've never really seen eye to eye, but fashion on the other hand, now that's something that catches my eye anytime. So, obv one of things my little eye happened to notice last night during the State of the Union address...you know...besides all of the politics... was FLOTUS looking FLY as hell in her amazee off the runway Micheal Kors number.

I mean check her out....




She looks FLAWLESS...I mean even Beyonce is like, Bow Down bitchezz. I swear when Beyonce wrote "Flawless" she was really talking about Michelle Obama's MK suit.






United States...BOW DOWN.


I mean...cause she woke UP like this...



I swear when Obama leaves office, people are reeeally gonna miss...seeing what FLOTUS wears to every big event, you know likeeee the State of the Union...address. Right, duh. YAY America!!!!!!



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Woke UP Like. This.

Monday, January 19, 2015

2015 Oscar Predictions and SNUBSS AHH

Our 2015 Oscar Winner Predictions And The SNUBS We're Lowkey (But Not So Lowkey) Super Ticked OFF About...

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SO, the 2015 Oscar noms came out last week and I gotta say, I was a little less than pleased.  Anyone who knows me knows I love the Oscars, like I love them. We're talking throw a gold dress on me and paint me gold and I'll go on stage and be the Oscar myself. NBD. So, before we start praising the greats for their 2014 acting greatness, lets get to the snubs that were are trying to figure out like...WHY they were snubbed.

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 Angie and Louis. <3

Okay, so first up we have the highly anticipated Angelia directed film that turned out not be so fab, and ended up being like kinda miz, Unbroken. Okay, okay, so we're not to but hurt about Unbroken being snubbed. The movie that is beautiful and has some hot actors in it, turned out to be not as great as the book...in fact I think people came to the unanimous decision that Angie tried, but the movie Unborken just couldn't live up to the expectations of the best selling book. In fact, nothing against Angie, but it seems that really no one could make a movie that would live up to the greatness of the book. So, good try Angie. You know what they say,  just try, try again! I believe me...I she def will.  I mean she's a Dame for heaven's sake!


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Next up - THE LEGO MOVIE. OH. MY. GOD. I gotta I was a little outraged about this one. I mean this movie, was not only AMAZING, it was the #1 animated feature this year!! Well...that is until Big Hero 6 came out later. But that's not the point! The Lego Movie not only had an UNREAL cast, it was incredibly funny, mainly because it was filled with hilarious sarcastic one liners that little kids DEF didn't understand, and on top of all of that it was a SUPER creative movie - I MEAN THE KRAGLE?!! UGH. Hilarious shiz. The movie's main message was also about inspiring kids to be more creative and not being afraid to take chances, build things, and create!! Like WHY isn't that something you wanna recognize?!! This movie was by far the front runner for the Oscar race and the Academy didn't even nominate it. UGH. SO rude. HUGE snub. Not over it. I have a feeling I don't think the Academy thought it was "weird" or "artsy" enough like the other movies nominated, but I think snubbing it completely is a huge mistake. HUGE. As Entertainment Weekly said: "Everything in this movie is AWESOME."

So what animated film may take home the title: PROB How to Train Your Dragon 2. Why? Ugh, cause it won the Golden Globe. And we'll see who wins the SAG this Sunday.

Best Animated Feature Film
“Big Hero 6″
“The Boxtrolls”
“How to Train Your Dragon 2″
“Song of the Sea”
“The Tale of the Princess Kaguya”

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 David Oyelowo as MLK and the like simply gorgeous girl who plays Coretta...ugh.

Next Up - SELMA. Oh boy. I mean, I wanna say don't even get me started on this, but it's to late because I already have. So, since the Academy, the 93% white and 76% male Academy, choose NOT to recognize SELMA is the biggest categories of Best Actor (Davis Oyelowo) and Best Director (Ava DuVernay) ...WHICH they could have made HISTORY for by nominated the first African American female director for an Oscar, the Academy is now suffering the repercussions as people are now  calling this one of the "whitest" Oscars in YEARS, expressing the fact that there is just NO diversity what so ever. The only person who I know is more upset than myself, and all the other people who feel the same way and have been criticizing the Academy ALL week...is 100% Oprah. Oh boy. OH, and Brad Pitt who was also a producer of the film.  They're def pissed. To quote the Increidbles: "I'm not happy Bob." Def not happy about this snub. But, I'm pretty sure I'm not alone. PS. Selma is amazing. GO see it today! HAPPY MLK!

So, it looks like the best thing about the Oscars this year may be Neil Patrick Harris. LOL. JK. Though there were some not happy snubs, here are my predictions for the winnas of the BIG awards - letzz GO!

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Best Picture
“American Sniper”
“Birdman”
“Boyhood”
“The Grand Budapest Hotel”

“The Imitation Game”
“Selma”
“The Theory of Everything”

“Whiplash”

Alright, I LIT don't know. First of all, the ones I have highlighted I feel should be the only ones nominated. The choice is between these five. But because the Academy has been so unpredictable this year, I think they wanna surprise everyone with NOT Boyhood. So yeah, Boyhood is slated to win and I totally back that up, then again, Birdman, Budapest, Selma, Theory, AHHHH!! Tough crowd. I think this is just gonna be big surprise for everyone. 

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Best Actor
Steve Carell, “Foxcatcher”
Bradley Cooper, “American Sniper”
Benedict Cumberbatch, “The Imitation Game”
Michael Keaton, “Birdman”
Eddie Redmayne, “The Theory of Everything”

If you know me, you know how I feel about the Theory of Everything...Eddie's performance is sensational. Just the physical component, the way he had to contort his body, mentality delving into the mind of Stephen Hawking...he loses himself. You forget it's Eddie you're watching. His performance is just, unreal. Hawking said it was like watching himself. If Eddie doesn't win...literally screw the Academy. Sorry, but true.

Best Actress
Marion Cotillard, “Two Days, One Night”
Felicity Jones, “The Theory of Everything”
Julianne Moore, “Still Alice”
Rosamund Pike, “Gone Girl”
Reese Witherspoon, “Wild”

So, I'm going with Julianne for this one because that's the word of the street. I have only seen Rosamund and Felicity (who are both great), but I am dying to see Still Alice, like Eddie Julianne apparently loses herself in this role and it's outstanding. 

 
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Best Supporting Actor
Robert Duvall, “The Judge”
Ethan Hawke, “Boyhood”
Edward Norton, “Birdman”
Mark Ruffalo, “Foxcatcher”
J.K. Simmons, “Whiplash”

This one is tough because I am an Edward Norton fan and he is in both Birdman and Grand Budapest, both of which received 9 nominations ahh! But, I also loved Ethan Hawke in Boyhood. Ugh, I don't know. I am gonna with Ethan tho. 

Best Supporting Actress
Patricia Arquette, “Boyhood”
Laura Dern, “Wild”
Keira Knightley, “The Imitation Game”
Emma Stone, “Birdman”
Meryl Streep, “Into the Woods”

Process of elimination for this one. Let's see, not Keira, cause just no. Not Emma Stone, cause no. Love them both, but no. Merly, she's a vet, but not for Into The Woods. Laura Dern...maybe. Buuut, gonna give it to Patricia. We'll just see.

Best Director
Alejandro González Iñárritu, “Birdman”
Richard Linklater, “Boyhood”
Bennett Miller, “Foxcatcher”
Wes Anderson, “The Grand Budapest Hotel”
Morten Tyldum, “The Imitation Game”

So, everyone, and I think also that Boyhood is gonna take this one for the whole 12 year filming stick highlight the natural process of aging, which was just awesome to watch. But, since the Academy is in the mood to surprise us this year...I wouldn't be surprised also is this went to Wes Anderson for Budapest...which is also incredible. Toss UP.





Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Giuliana Ranic...Skin And Bones?!! Is G Too Skinny?? Ehhhh

 

Giuliana Rancic Slammed For "Skin And Bone" Physique At The Golden Globes...Viewers Took To Twitter With Aggressive Reactions...


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Of course, one of the best things about award season is E!'s red carpet coverage of every award show lead by Ryan Seacrest (mehh) and the lovely Giuliana. The E! red carpet is prob my FAV thing ever and no other network does it better. But this year, G stirred up convo via social media about her incredibly skinny figure at this year's Golden Globe red carpet. The 40 year old E! news star donned a pale Maria Lucia Hohan gown picked out by her designer Monica Rose, decorated with Forever Mark jewels. Giuliana looked gorgeous, but some argued she looked just a little skinz. Viewers took to Twitter to share their reactions:





The TV host, who successful battled breast cancer, has always been thin. This I know from watching her E! True Hollywood Story like 500 times. I mean I probably know like waay to much about G...(like that she was super awk in high school, like that she went to Maryland for college, she was SDT, she graduated from college early, she then went to American for grad school, she then got bored of reporting on local DC news, so she then moved out to LA, got her big break on E! when E! like wasn't even that famous, she met Bill on a red carpet interview after he like won The Apprentice...and OH WOAH...sorry, that's too much).

 Ehhh....Idk...too skinz?? What do you think??


Aww millennium G. circa like 2000 sumthin...
ANYWAY, bottom line is, if you know all about G's life like I shadily do, then you know that she has been super thin like the majority of her whole life. FACT. BUT, at the same time, she has become skinner than she was in her earlier years on TV. In her defense, a lot of people say it may have had something to do with losing weight during her fight against breast cancer, true, true. But, also G has been somewhat up front about her weight. She told the cast of The View a few years back while her and Bill were trying to have kids that she has always been someone who is super concerned about her weight when it comes to being thin and staying thin for the cameras. I mean the girl is like never not on camera. Think about: E! News, Giuliana and Bill, Fashion Police, Ashley Home Furniture commercials...it's a lot. So, it's like she knows what's up.

Bottom line: I love G, she will forever be my TV host idol, as many of you know, and let's be real Catt Sadler is like JUST as skinny as G is on E! News...LOL...and like G is waaaay better than Catt. But, I do think that G was just a little too frail looking on the Golden Globes red carpet this year. I think her dress (which is gorg) really accented her skinny frame. Mehhh. What are you gonna do? So is G too skinny for you? Hmmm. OR, like, haters gonna hate?