The Stalker, The Farmer, The Asshole-Baseball Talker...That's Who Andi Is Left With...So, Likeee Do You Even CARE Anymore?! (Cause...We Don't)
(miz choices...miz final three.)
Welp, that's it. On Monday night, Andi let us all down when she pulled a curve ball and got rid of the ever-so-suave-Mercedes-driving-strip-dancing-hot-abs-sports-medicine-wears-converse-with-his-polos-MARCUS!!!
LIKE WHAT?!!!
And I mean, okay, we get it. If you weren't falling in love with Marcus and it wasn't there...fair enough. BUT ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH JOSH?!! LIKE WHY? Especially when she's always like: "There's something in my head telling me there's something not right when I'm with Josh..." LIKE ISN'T THAT A RED FLAG?! He's 100% going to be more in a relationship with his younger brother's possible pro football career than anything so, I would dodge that ASAP. Litterally dodge Andi, like, as if you were playing football on a fake field with Josh's family.
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That time Josh's scarf was WAAY to tight...
We DON'T get it. But, like, don't even get me started on Nick. But does anyone need to say anything about Nick? Besides the fact that he may or may not lock Andi in a basement until she screams "I LOVE YOU" back. He's a stalker - period. And like, his family was freaking crazy. First of all, there was like 20 of them...and they had all those creep-ass photos of like every single kid in the same size frame circling the walls in their living room! CREEPY. And, ugh, the way his mother was dressed?! It was like a bad time warp. She littterally looked like Lizzie McGuire's mom circa 2001. Like, not okay.
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OH YA...?
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da-da-da-DAH creeper...
Marcus was litterally perfect. And I mean, Chris is super sweet, he's really hot, looks good in a vest and driving a tractor, buut who wants to actually live in Iowa?!!! No one. Not even Chris's mom. Like she def admitted she wasn't about it at first. So maybe it grew on her, but is it really going to grow on Andi? No. ALSO Marcus literally would have given her THE WORLD. From the Benz, to the amazing career, to Dallas...like Andi would do SO well in Dallas and it wouldn't even be that aggressive of a move from Atlanta. I mean, it's all still the ritzy South.
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Tractor man. Two thumbs up.
Andi 110% F*$Kedd UP. The fantasy suites should be funny though. I have an awk feeling she's gonna end up with Josh or Chris because she HAS to realize that Nick is a HUGE creepier...and if she doesn't, well that blows.
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Womp, womp, womp.
All I have to say is........MARCUS FOR BACHELOR.
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(BUT, JJ is still my favorite...)
