Nikki and Jaun Pablo FINALLY Announce Their Break Up and Andi Is DEF Laughing ALL the waaaay To Josh's House...Which Is LITERALLY Like 2 Seconds Away From Her LOLZ Atlanta...
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Hmm...but like how appropriate are those hearts tho? #NeversaidILoveYou
A tragic day yesterday, for all of us at home who sit in front of our TV's and consume not normal amounts of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," ahh yes, Nikki and Juan Pablo have sadly announced that after...well, I really have no idea how long it's been but it HAS NOT been long, SO after being together for not that long, and after a season of being on that wack reality show "Couples Therapy" and JP still NOT being able to say those three small words to Nikki...they two have yes, decided to split.
Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt for it....
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Annnnnd end scene. End relationship.
HA. And I mean HA. HA. But, like for real?!!!!!!! IS ANYONE and I am mean ANYONE surprised other than Nikki?! Like, if you can't say I love you to the person who you, I mean, supposedly love on national TV, and you STILL can't say it on some VH1 reality show...then like yeah, it's time for you to finally get OUT of the spot light and break up. Move on. Sorry kids.
I mean sure, Jaun is probably saying to Nikki: "Eees no big deal." And maybe it isn't cause we're all thinking that Nikki should have known better. I mean, JP has officially been named "the worst Bachelor EVER." Like RED FLAG. SEVERAL RED FLAGS. That was without a doubt one of the most cringe worthy Bachelor Tell All's to watch...oh well, that is until stalker Nick admitted that that he had sex with Andi and didn't understand why she did it if she didn't love him. HA. Okay, yeah that was more awk. Damn Bachelor Tell Alls.
So, how is the former Bachelor couple dealing with the break up? Well, through social media naturally. The two have took to Twitter to ummm express their current feelings about each other....
Nikki retweeted Andi saying this:
Juan tweeted this...kinda passive aggressive, non?
So WHO'S still together after La Bach and La Bacherlorette?
Sean and Catherine.
I meeeannn...their wedding BEAUTIFUL. I cried. Whatever. Like, they are SO cute together! If you don't already follow them on social media you need to ASAP. The instaaa like the cutest shit. NBD that I stalk them shadly my fav celebrity...I mean Bachelor couple. If they ever break up I WILL be like Brad and Jen devesistated.
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Desiree and Chris.
Not my favvv Bachelorette couple BUT they're like super perfect for each other. They aren't married yet, but are still engaged and Dez now lives in Seattle with Chris. So, that's something.
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Ashley and JP.
They're married and they just had a baby...so they're winning.
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Alll right so those are likeee the only couples I care about how are still together...then of course there's Ryan and Trista and the ORIGG Bachelor couple, how have been married for some ten yrs or something crazy. UGH, why can't the Bach be like that anymore?!! Miz.
It's hard to feel bad for Nikki, but I mean...don't worry girl "ees okay."
