Worst Dressed a la SAG Awards!!
Ugh, oh boy. It's my LEAST favorite thing buuuut I know it's everyone else's FAVORITE thing (cause ya'll are just a bunch of haters...lolz), so without further ado - here is our list of stars who kinda missed the fashion mark at Sunday night's SAG Awards. Womp. Womp.
Le Worst
Salma Hayek in Gucci.
We all know Salma is a beautiful woman, not to mention she's got a helluva beautiful life married to Le French billionaire. So, we I know the girl has everything, but I'd like to see her spend her money on some other thanngs that are NOT this dress. Now yellow is going to be a super popular color for spring, don't hate the color, but the dress itself is kinda awful. ALSO it's just TOO much of a cha-cha look if you know what I'm saying? I mean she def didn't do it on purpose and the color is gorgeous, but like the rose with the one shoulder frill and the bow-tie waist - AHHH it's too much.
Bryce Dallas Howard in Dress the Population.
So, this look isn't exactly ugly...it's just kinda not interesting. And I'm not one to dismiss a sequin dress, but this red sequin dress just looks really cheap and the way it's styled with the multi-colored stone necklace is a big NO. Hate it. Now I think Bryce is beautiful and I think her makeup looks beautiful, but the whole look together I'm just not a fan of. Sorry Bryce.
Anna Chlumsky in ????!!!
Ugh. This just the miz face emoji all around. I don't know WHY but Anna like is always a red carpet fail. Lolzzz. And I know that's like mean but it's TRUE she has a history of always looking MIZ I can't. Like, this dress literally looks like she wrapped a reversal blanket around her body a few times, added some bling and called it a night. ANNA - get a new stylist or something plzzz. Because we like YOU just not your dresses...like ever. Sorry.
Kayley Cucuo in Marchesa.
AHH so this is so difficult for me because I am a die hard Marchesa fan, normally love every single thing they put out BUT, I think Kayley looks like a mermaid...and that's being nice. I think the idea is COOL, but I hate the the confetti-like fabric that is literally hanging off the dress and the top, which I get is intricate detail - kinda looks like it's about to rip in shreads and fall off? And the bottom just looks like a trail of cotton candy. FUN? Sure. PRETTY? Nope. I don't know. I hate to hate this dress! This is not the dress I want to hate...but I hate it.
Winona Ryder in Ryan Roche.
OH MY GOD. SO apart from her crazy 22 faces she made while on stage during the "Stranger Things" expectance speech, which was just so bizarre, Winnoa Ryder LITERALLY always looks sickly or something on red carpets. Not to mention that she always looks like she's attending a 1995 award show but not in the trendy retro way. UGH. The girl looks like a witch this photot. Like and old witch and she's not even THAT old!! Look Winona, we're happy for you and the"Stranger Things" crew, but girrrrl you need a better stylist. You're not old. You're not dying. So WHY do you always look like it?!! Fix it.
Janelle Monae in Chanel.
Ah, Janelle. I love her and I love that she literally does whatever the f*ck she wants when it comes to fashion, but this overly flowered Chanel gown is just too much for me. I love her hair and the fun hair accessories she has going on, but paired with the gown...again it's just like way to much going on. Love you thoooo!! Congrats on da Hidden Figures win!!
Tracee Ellis Ross in Ulyana Sergeenko.
Ehhhhh. Ugh here's another one I hate to hate. We all LOVE Tracee, I mean she's the best! And she looked STUNNING at the Golden Globes, I mean she totally killed it and she won!! Great night. But on this night - Tracee went from like blingy diva to like gothic prom queen? I hate the black long sleeves and the odd things hanging off the sides? It's just confusing...it's not terrible, but it's confusing and confusing isn't good.
Amy Adams in Brandon Maxwell.
Ugh, okay. So Amy Adams surprisingly landed on a few Best Dressed list for this outfit and I gotta just severely disagree. There's nothing super wrong with her dress other than the fact that it's just a boring black dress that does literally nothing for her body. But what I really HATE about the whole look?! THE JEWELRY. OH MY GOD. It literally looks like there's some weird alien life form sucking the blood out of her body!! Especially the one that is like just sitting on her neck - doesn't look like a massive BUG?! I don't know. I just hate it. OH, and there's another alien on her arm as well. Yikes.
Taylor Schilling in Adeam.
I feel like this dress was trying to do what Emma Stone's Alexander McQueen dress WAS doing, but sadly, like this dress FAILS. I'm normally down for a wine colored dress, but this dress with the mis-mashed ruffles and the kinda sorta exposed side panels? Again, one of those things that's just confusing - and as I said before, confusing is not good.
Judith Light in Tom Ford.
It's painful to say that any Tom Ford creation is awful, but this velvet - I think it's velvet but it also kinda looks like felt, dress that the "Transparent" star is wearing is just so MIZ. And ugh, the royal blue color is like SO aggressive and then the long sleeves?! AHHHH. Now that I look at it again...it kinda looks like what people would wear for formal wear in the movie Zenon. Lol. Doesn't it look kinda futuristic?! But like, in a bad way obv...
Amy Landecker in St. John.
Another fellow "Transparent" star who missed the mark last night was Amy Landecker in this over the top St. John leopard print pant suit. So, St. John is very classic designer, I mean my mom has a lot of St. John and she looks FAB in it - and I'm also all about Pant Suit Nation - BUT this particular suit is just a NO. It also just looks like one mess of a jumpsuit, which isn't good at all. Yikes. This is NOT the jungle fever people want to have.
Kathryn Hahn in Adeam.
Well, I think it's safe to say that I hate Adeam as a designer haha. The hilarious film and TV actress, Kathryn Hahn, chose this awkward number for the SAG red carpet and I gotta say, there's nothing funny about this look. The "Bad Mom" star looks like she's about to pull out a whip on the first person she sees!! The dominatrix belt loops on the side are kinda shady, and then over all - the dress just kinda look depressing. There's nothing really fab about this look.
OOOH WOW. What a MIZ group of dresses!! LOL. BUT if you need something that's a little bit easier on the eyes - be sure to check out our SAG Awards Best Dressed from Monday!!
Catch ya in a few weeks pour les Grammys!
