Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Classic Nick Cannon....

Nick Cannon Pulls A Lindsay Lohan and Releases HIS Sex List to the Public...(w/ Kimmy K and Christian Millian), And It Sounds Likee Mariah Isn't to WILD About This One...



Remember when Kim was tacky ass F$@#?!



Nick Cannon. Oh, remember the good ole days of Nickelodeon Nick Cannon, and the Wild n' Out Nick Cannon, and the Drumline Nick Cannon? Those were legit Nick Cannon dayz. Now, married to the legend that IS Mariah Carey and hosting the show: America's Got Talent...I think it's safe to say that his ego has gone threw the roof and the kid feels like he can do whatever he wants. 


For example: 


1. Dying his hair cheetah print?!! WHO DOES THAT?





2. Transforming into his alter -ego (Connor Smalls)  for his new album "White People Music"



AND...

3. Casually telling the press about all the people he's supposedly slept with in Hollywood. Again, who does that? ESPECIALLY...when you're married...to Mariah. 

In an interview sess last week with LA's radio station Power 106, Cannon was asked if he had slept with many Hollywood peeps and the actor/TV personality said that he had indeed (I mean, i added the "indeed"), slept with and I quote "a lot" of people. He then went on to say: "This is LA!" Then further continued to say that in the city of angels you're supposed to sleep with models and actresses, HA. Okay, so that makes it like more legit then. 

Among some of the girls he named were of course, Kim Kardashian (who HASN'T she slept with??? Slash/ wonder how Kanye took that...), Christina Millian, andddd remember the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls???! DO you even REMEMBER Pussycat Dolls? LOL, well he slept with her, Nicole Scherzinger. 




I think...he has...a type...


Now while that's all well and good because we were all just dying to know who NC has been sleeping with over the years, obv, let's just say this didn't really run well with Mariah. Apparently the Diva of all music Divas (except Queen Bey obv), was kinda pissed about this. I mean, yeah like he's NOT LL...he's married and it just looks tacky. So naturally, to make it up to Mariah, he bough her a 30,000 dollar piece of jewelry or a 30,000 peace offering as I like to call it. Shoot, if everyone apologized to me with 30,000 dollar jewelry I'd forgive and forget reeealll fast. You would too, don't lie. Even though critics and peeps have pointed out that Mariah is clearly the one with the money in the relationship and likeee he def spent HER money on her "I'm sorry" present. LOL. Miz. 


A diamond encrusted butterfly bracelet obv. Mimi loves da fly.


Mariah and Nick have been married for 6 years, which is like a long ass time for Hollywood, so if this doesn't break them up, then I'm sure it'll be quite fine...but if not, then Mimi will hunt him down...#emancipation #touchmybody  ;) 


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