Welp, Between Sexy (aka Nude) Models in "Blurred Lines" and Miley Liiiiterallly Coming In Likeee a Wrecking Ball (standaard), RIP Paula P and Robin #THICKE (lolzzz...too soon?)
LIT started at da bottom (together), now we HERE...but, now were separating?# Rude.
Well, it's so sad, yet so true. Yesterday one of Hollywood's
sexiest couples, not to mention one of Hollywood's longest married couples,
announced that they were separating. GASPP. Hearts everywhere were melting. I
mean I know mine was...I thought I was misreading something...
The undeniably gorgeous Paula Patton and sexpot crooner
Robin Thicke came out with a statement yesterday saying: "We will always love each other and be best
friends; however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time." AWW.
But like WHY?!!!
Well apparently after Thicke's hot year on top with the
sexy/scandalous single "Blurred Lines," you know with all da nude
models dancing and lying around in bed with him, and let's not forget about
Miley grinding on his D OH sorry TWERKING in front of the nationnn, (Like
siiick Milezz. LIT a freaking wrecking ball), Thicke developed quite the umm
sha'll we say Blurred Lines ego? He apparently spent this year gallivanting
with girls in clubs, spotted arm in arm with girls like at the VMA's and all
this otha crazy shiz, but like did any of this mean anything?!! Is this really
why the duo are splitting? Because in numerous interviews and on talk shows
Paula had said she was fine with all the attention (aka sexual attention)
Blurred Lines was receiving...so like was she actually jelly???
Yikes.
Paula and Robin have known each other for 20 yrzz!! They
met, I guess in middle school when Robin was just 14 years old. AH. So they stayed
friends through high school (yikess, which was prob way more difficult than
Hollywood), and obviously got married...we def though with a long ass
friendship like that, that the two would be together forever. UGH SO MIZ. Wait
- Does this mean like NO future sex - No love songs?!!! I'm distraught.
Photo via E! News. Lolzz. I hope this pic was like in 2000. Nice, highlights Paula and DONT even get me started on Robin's hair...like I think it's longer than mine...perfect curls though.
Just One more. These old photos are GEMS. LOL like are they
12 here?! God, I love it.
The two were last photographed together at the Grammy's,
which was not that long ago (Jan 26th to be exact....) so shit must have hit
the fan since then, which is even more miz. The two have an ADORABLE son
together who Paula gave birth to in 2010, and likee ugh, I reeeeally wanted
them to have more kids. Mixed kids = da prettiest kidz. I'm obv super bummed
about this.
Like HOW cute is HE?! That's a joke. I want himm. Oh and Paula's outfit too...crop top. #werk.
Ugh, it's tough to say goodbye to these two together. I will
personally be "Lost Without U..." (as a couple). #sui. Soo listening
dat song on repeat while in mourning obv.
BUT wait doe, does this mean Robin is single?
JKJKJKJK...but, seriously...?
OHH BTW...
