Monday, March 31, 2014

Vogue Cover Big Day

The Infamous Vogue Cover Hits Stands Today #Miz...And Kanye and Kim Have A Plan To Make Sure This Issue Doesn't Fail...


TRUTH DOE. 



Welp, today is the last day in March and tomorrow is April Fool's day! Score. Thanks to Vogue, we gotta ring in the spring season with Kimye on the cover of the fashion bible, ugh. But, some clever people, much clever than myself, realized that maaaaaybe Anna Wintour gave the couple the April cover as an April Fool's joke...LOL. Pretty solid joke. When you think about that way, then Anna's a genius and it's hilarious. I like to think of it that way even if it's not true...but makes sense to me. 



Ohhhh yaa?


So the BIG question with this issue, beside how did the couple even get on the cover in the first place, is how WELL is this cover going to do? Will this make or break Vogue? Will audiences give in, or split from the mag? Well, I can see it going both ways, but at the same time even if you HATE the cover...people will get it just to see the pictures and read the article (which we have already established before is written like a bad metaphorical high school essay...) Or some people will buy the issue to to umm, burn it. Yes, that was one of my favorite tweets about the mag. I mean, that would be a substantial fire...Vogue is pretty thick. 

Of course, Kanye being Kanye, always wants to succeed in everything that he does whether it is outlandish or not. So, reports have said that Kanye WILL NOT let this issue fail. How is he planning on doing this? Well, he and Kim are reportedly buying a shizz ton of magazines for themselves, OBV, but Kanye and Kim are urging their 30 million people twitter fan base and making sure that all those people purchase the mag. I mean, sure, that'll def work, but it sounds to me that the two are acting a little desperate. Like, most celebs don't neeeed to make sure and remind people to buy the mag, they just do. So, whether the mag cover ends up selling or not, I think it's safe to say that Kimye is 100% worried about the mag not doing well and they're are scramming to make sure that their "dream come true" doesn't become a nightmare. 


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