"Hello Kitty, You're So Pretty..." WHAT AVRIL?!! LITERALLY?! Here Are My 7 Reason Why Avril's New Video Is Truly "Complicated"...Not To Mention #MIZ
First off, I'd begin by stating that Avirl Lavigne is now 29 years old. Got that? Okay, cool, cool. So, lets let that simmer for likeee a few minutes.
(So now, in your head you're thinking jeezz she's 29?! How old am I?! How old was I when Sk8ter Boi came out?! When was the last time I listened to a Nickelback song?! Yes...I def used to listen to Nickelback songs..."This is how you remind me...of what I am really ammm!!" WOAH, where did that come from? Yikes.)
SEE! Really the only thing that I took from this video is literally ALL those questions that were running through my head...
So Avril just released this new song/video and it's everywhere. BUT like, in a bad way. From
Billboard, to
BuzzFeed, to
E! Online, everyone is basically saying that this is the weirdest/MIZEST video we've all ever seen. Billboard calls it: "an embarrassment in every language." Ouch. So, Why? Well, because it's TOO MUCH and no one really gets it. Here's my list of things that are just so wrong about this whole concept of what Avril is calling a music video:
Is she givin' this cat a bad name...? I feel likee Hello Kitty is personally offended
1. The song is called "Hello Kitty", but has nothing to do with the Hello Kitty franchise - YET, Avril is clearly dancing around in what is apparently Japan since she randomly starts blurting out random ass Japanese phrases with her Japanese background dancers as if this is like an ad for harajuku girls...
2. There's like a whole lot of pink, for someone who normally only wears back, and cupcakes, and candies, and then sushi?? Like randomly in the music video, while she is wearing some tulle, cupcake skirt which is hideous (OBV), this little Japanese chef makes her a sushi roll. Like what?? So, we're basically watching Avril eat sushi...but who WANTS TO SEE THAT?! At least toss back some saki? Besides the Japanese phrases is this like the clear evidence that she is in Japan and not the sushi place down the street?
3. What IS her outfit aaaand her hair?! I don't get it. BuzzFeed joked that she now has a Skrillex hair do - lolz, but actually. EXCEPT hers obv has like bubble gum pink and blue highlights in it...again, why? Then she's wearing some AWK zip up (its prob Juicy, letzz be real), over that miz cupcake skirt with black garters!! Is that supposed to be sexy?!! There is NOTHING sexy about those little blue framed glasses either. She's still rocking all dat emo eyeliner though....
4. What IS the genre of music??! Like you def watched the video or heard the song and tried to figured out what type of music this was...like she's not really singing shes just kinda talking to us about some pretty kitty and then all the sudden it like turns into house music while she's eating sushi...WHAT?! Is this her new spin on rock and roll?! She had her guitar like ONCE, maybe to remind us? I think this questionable genre of music is the element that makes this video so complicated, like I'm stressed thinking this much about it.
5. Although, BuzzFeed shows us on Wiki that Avril's new song is placed under the genres of dubstep and techno pop...NOOOO!!!! No. No. Like, where is the head-banging-rock-and-roll?! Like literally, Avril is just bouncing around, not really dancing, but when she dances its like mad awkward dancing, and I'm just so confused.
6. Maybe she's taking some inspiration from Katy Perry/ Gwen Stefani?? But the video is still like a Katy Perry movie video on Japanese cupcake, Hello Kitty crack...#vom. It really just looks like one of those video games or just a bad nightmare...
7. Her Nickelback husband, Chad Kroeger, helped her write it. I know, I know. You're thinking STOP right there. What were the TWO OF THEM THINKING?! There is no heavy, miz, rock and roll anywhere in this music video. Like, does this represent the ray of sunshine that has entered their former emo lives? Was it Chad's idea for her to wear that skirt?! And why does it take TWO people to write "Hello Kitty, You So Pretty" in the first place?! WHO IS THE KITTY?! Is it Chad??? Ugh, I can't.
Avril's video has been taken down off YouTube due to copy right issues, so if ya haven't seen the music video OR you need to watch it again, because it just that appalling, you can watch it HERE on her website.
