Kim and Kanye "We Want Prenup, We Want Prenup HEY!" and Why It's Gonna Take Some Convincing to Get Beyonce and Jay Z to Their Wedding....
photo via Daily Mail.
Kim and Kanye Had Dinner With Anna Wintour in NYC Last Night To "Celebrate" THE Cover #vom
In the words of Kayne and Jamie Foxx's old, but still very prevalent song: "Gold digger," Kanye explains that a pre-nup "is something that you need to have because when she leaves your ass...she's gonna leave with half." YUP. So, true Kanye, so true. So, how do we avoid this "leaving with half"? Pre-nup cittaay. According to US Weekly's last most recent issue, Kim and Kanye have decided upon some sort of prenuptial agreement.
Kim is reportedly expected to get 500,000 for each year that they are married and then a $10 million dollar grad total if they split. (HA, let's see how long they'll last. Anna better hope they stay together forever or else that Vogue cover was a loss... if it wasn't already).
Well, that's a nice bit of chunk change for Kim isn't it? Sure. And let's be real, we'd all be satisfied/ happy to get like 500,000 thou a year just for being married...like where do I sign up?? But, in the reality of super celebrity million dollar stardom...when the Kardashian family reality show finally goes south (which, like it is slowly heading...) at the end of the day, Kim has NO real talent, just endorsements that make her money. Kanye is worth over 100 million dollars while Kim is worth about 40. Also, we all know Kim has a spending habit/problem unlike her other sisters, SO let's just say, over the course of the next few years...Kim should probably not spend all her money in one sitting. That would be the SMART thing to do. But, how smart is Kim? I don't know...smart enough to get married for 72 days? LOL remember that?!
OH WAIT she ALREADY haaad a MILLION dollar wedding??!! That was fast.
Apart from pre-nup problems, Kim keeps saying that they are having a SMALL wedding of 200 guests...WHAT?! A small wedding is like friends and family in your backyard dumb dumb. That's a BIG wedding, Kim. I guess she isn't that smart. Anyways, Kim and Kanye have of course invited a slur of A-list people (but, not as A-list as saaaay Chris Martin and Gwynethh obv), this list of people including the true Queen and King - Bey and Jay. Now, the couple that is worth a whopping 400 mil A PIECE aka like a BILLION dollars...(sorry Kimye you are peasants compared), they DO NOT want to be on camera at Kim and Kayne nuptials, so they may or may not attend. Good for them! Bey and Jay are not only worth hundreds and millions more than Kimye, they have class too. They don't need to be on their dumb reality show wedding. Sorry guyzzz. Honestly, why aren't THEY on the cover of Vogue Anna??
YO sorry doooee! Da ruul King and Queen UP in huuur..."Kanye Imma Let You Finish, But We May Not Attend Yo Wedding..."
